No Nut November

[default24]

I mean, I haven't masturbated in a long time, so I guess it's No Nut November here by default

I can assure you, I had no part in that whatsoever

 

[Lord Pmann]

I can assure you, I had no part in that whatsoever

I think she’s saying she hasn’t masturbated in a long time, due to you. That’s really the only explanation.

 

[default24]

Also, any guy here at Lit worth his weight would have two girls slobbering on that tiny wiener.

Just two? All the men I know here would have a whole convent pleading for that D

 

[default24]

I think she’s saying she hasn’t masturbated in a long time, due to you. That’s really the only explanation.

She sounds just like every woman in my life

 

[Lord Pmann]

Just two? All the men I know here would have a whole convent pleading for that D

I don’t run with as cool of a crowd as you do, though.

 

[default24]

I don’t run with as cool of a crowd as you do, though.

hotwords? There have been a couple other dudes I've gotten close with but they kinda flittered away

 

[Lord Pmann]

hotwords? There have been a couple other dudes I've gotten close with but they kinda flittered away

Hotwords is awesome, indeed. But I’ve never gotten close with any other dudes. I’m aloof. A real Mr. Darcy.

 

[parker77]

Almost halfway guys!

I can't wait to personally congratulate each and every one of you in two weeks!

Can you?

you might be in for a disappointment…or two….or mor

 

[parker77]

by the way….no, not this again!

 

[default24]

by the way….no, not this again!

OH c'mon it's just a little chastity for 30 days what could be so hard about that?

 

[Lord Pmann]

OH c'mon it's just a little chastity for 30 days what could be so hard about that?

The penis?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I think she’s saying she hasn’t masturbated in a long time, due to you. That’s really the only explanation.

She sounds just like every woman in my life

@default24 If your ego were as big as some others we shall not name, you could make the case that all those women can’t settle for merely masturbating due to you. You‘re the only person I have ever heard enthusiastically credited for a pregnancy when you weren’t involved at all. Consider the possibilities! The Virgin Default? People on their knees praying to you?

 

[Lord Pmann]

@default24 If your ego were as big as some others we shall not name, you could make the case that all those women can’t settle for merely masturbating due to you. You‘re the only person I have ever heard enthusiastically credited for a pregnancy when you weren’t involved at all. Consider the possibilities! The Virgin Default? People on their knees praying to you?

Right? He missed out here. He could have spun this in his favour by saying, “That was the last time we played together. I ruined all men for her.”

Default is just too nice.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

OH c'mon it's just a little chastity for 30 days what could be so hard about that?

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

My wife is making sure I win the old fashioned way.

 

[hotwords229_A]

hotwords? There have been a couple other dudes I've gotten close with but they kinda flittered away

Hotwords is awesome, indeed. But I’ve never gotten close with any other dudes. I’m aloof. A real Mr. Darcy.

https://media.tenor.com/-kGLKVZz51IAAAAC/dick-dickmobile.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My wife is making sure I win the old fashioned way.

Did she tie your hands behind your back or something?

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I still don't understand why anyone would play this game in the first place.

I was literally out at 12:30 am on Nov 1st after trying to burn off a Halloween candy sugar rush.

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://media.tenor.com/-kGLKVZz51IAAAAC/dick-dickmobile.gif

I feel like the ovaries of the women at Lit would just explode at the thought.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I feel like the ovaries of the women at Lit would just explode at the thought.

I feel like my ovaries are pretty resilient

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I feel like my ovaries are pretty resilient

How's your cervix?
That contraption above looks like a cervix smasher if ever I've seen one

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

How's your cervix?
That contraption above looks like a cervix smasher if ever I've seen one

Hey that used to be my nick name!

In hindsight I realize it was not a compliment.

 

[default24]

@default24 If your ego were as big as some others we shall not name, you could make the case that all those women can’t settle for merely masturbating due to you. You‘re the only person I have ever heard enthusiastically credited for a pregnancy when you weren’t involved at all. Consider the possibilities! The Virgin Default? People on their knees praying to you?

Right? He missed out here. He could have spun this in his favour by saying, “That was the last time we played together. I ruined all men for her.”

Default is just too nice.

Easy for you guys to say, you have all that 20/20 hindsight!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hey that used to be my nick name!

In hindsight I realize it was not a compliment.

Oh no. You were one of those, huh?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey that used to be my nick name!

In hindsight I realize it was not a compliment.

Worst gynecologist ever.