No Nut November

Are you doing No Nut November


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Dude so far I have nutted every single day of November. Might fuck around and celebrate at end of the month by busting all over some titty dancers tramp stamp.
 
How is this still happening? I seriously cannot imagine going a month without an orgasm. Every day Lit recommends this thread to me, I think, “Oh Lit, ye never knew me.” Either that or Lit has a very sarcastic algorithm.
 
How is this still happening? I seriously cannot imagine going a month without an orgasm. Every day Lit recommends this thread to me, I think, “Oh Lit, ye never knew me.” Either that or Lit has a very sarcastic algorithm.
I really love the thought of a sarcasm algorithm.

I’m also amused by your reaction each time you you contemplate this ridiculous contest. It’s like it’s existence personally offends you :D
 
How is this still happening? I seriously cannot imagine going a month without an orgasm. Every day Lit recommends this thread to me, I think, “Oh Lit, ye never knew me.” Either that or Lit has a very sarcastic algorithm.
Laurel has it in her to be fucking with you 😅

But mainly, I do think you're completely misunderstood.

It's the lobster pants, man. They're confusing.
 
I really love the thought of a sarcasm algorithm.

I’m also amused by your reaction each time you you contemplate this ridiculous contest. It’s like it’s existence personally offends you :D

It does. It baffles me. Like, why would you go without an orgasm? HOW can you go without an orgasm? The longest I’ve ever gone was like a week. And that’s because I was really unwell. Even after a vasectomy, I was gingerly wanking within four days. My touch was gentle, like the paws of a kitten.

Laurel has it in her to be fucking with you 😅

But mainly, I do think you're completely misunderstood.

It's the lobster pants, man. They're confusing.

Perhaps. Sometimes the recommended threads mock me. Sometimes they are crack on, though. It’ll be a list of threads labeled “Pmann wants to discuss…” And I think, “Yeah, Lit. You got it this time.”
 
Nobody on Lit has a cock that tiny.
Not only that, let's for a second continue with the suspension of disbelief; if anyone with a dick here made it a whole month and then was congratulated with the above gif... they wouldn't last as long as that gif is 💦💦
 
I mean, I haven't masturbated in a long time, so I guess it's No Nut November here by default. I did have an orgasm in my dream in August, though.
 
Not only that, let's for a second continue with the suspension of disbelief; if anyone with a dick here made it a whole month and then was congratulated with the above gif... they wouldn't last as long as that gif is 💦💦

Also, any guy here at Lit worth his weight would have two girls slobbering on that tiny wiener.
 

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