Swannie's Random Stuff

[ohverbatum7]

I bite back in banter
I love banter but in the US it is often misunderstood and got me into trouble.

 

[missswannie]

Another delightful set of pics to entertain us! As always a glimpse of your lovely titties is a delight, the Leucospermums look very pretty as does the view from your office and the Bahn Mi offering looks rather tasty ... As for the vision of your new pink friend disappearing somewhere most of us Lit guys would love to see and experience, I'm jealous! But the best of all is that collection of dental floss you bought that apparently passes as underwear - if only I could be in a meeting with you somewhere knowing what you're wearing and then to see you slowly extracting the ribbons from under the table

We'd probably all like a description of Miss Swannie's taco ... although I think there may be photographic evidence of it somewhere on this thread

If you look hard enough I am sure you you will find it. It is only Lit that gets a bit precious about direct posting. I thoroughly doubt there will be any surprises, although I could drop in a couple of really hairy ones from way back that might shock. They probably pass the censorship laws in here

Will you be bumping into Hiroko on this trip??
If so please tell her HELLO and we miss her

Not on this trip. Japan reopens to travel from October 11 so sometime between now and Christmas I will have to go up there. I haven't seen her in here of late, just somewhere else.

Very lovely photos. The shot of the flowers was nice, as was the the one of the water, but they both pale when put beside the ones of your beautiful body.

Ha, I was worried I hadn't posted enough other shots of late. I was a bit time short.

Oh..... fuck.
Damn sexy

They hang in there

Everything is beautiful.

I mean, be honest, is there anyone you wouldn't take a look at?

I bite back in banter
I love banter but in the US it is often misunderstood and got me into trouble.

No thats true, you have to pick your audiences and their styles.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

If you look hard enough I am sure you you will find it. It is only Lit that gets a bit precious about direct posting. I thoroughly doubt there will be any surprises, although I could drop in a couple of really hairy ones from way back that might shock. They probably pass the censorship laws in here

Hairy eh? Well, if you could drop a couple of pics in somewhere, I'll be there to admire and desire!
Us older guys prefer to see a woman that way rather than the pre-pubescent schoolgirl look preferred by many today

 

[missswannie]

Hairy eh? Well, if you could drop a couple of pics in somewhere, I'll be there to admire and desire!
Us older guys prefer to see a woman that way rather than the pre-pubescent schoolgirl look preferred by many today

I'll do that.

As for present day, hate to disappoint but I lasered off completely years ago.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'll do that.

As for present day, hate to disappoint but I lasered off completely years ago.

You could never disappoint unless you disappeared. Just happy you stuck it out thru the "log in fiasco" (which isn't over though slightly improved for me).

 

[missswannie]

You could never disappoint unless you disappeared. Just happy you stuck it out thru the "log in fiasco" (which isn't over though slightly improved for me).

No, log in is still a weird sequence until 4 sections in and you are logged in. My settings reject most third party cookies plus clear everything after closing the browser so probably not the desired behaviour.

I'm never too far away although sometimes time poor to actually post. To quote another Australian, it's a dunny site, which literally means something you flick to while sitting on the loo. Maybe not quite that literal meaning as I would hate people to auto associate me being here and knickers around my ankles. Maybe the scene from the French movie last night on TV where she was slow riding on top of him while checking her email. I'd struggle to concentrate by the way but that wasn't the point.

As for sorry, not really. I feel more and am wetter when smooth. Individual choice of course but lock that one in. As for the front, when you had to take off more to fit into swim suits than you left behind, that inch wide strip soon falls into the "fuck it" category and a swipe of the razor. Add 9 months of summer (12 months in Asia when we lived there) and when IPL came along they were zapped, so no looking to see if you have stuff hanging out of your bikini leg.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Missswannie writes: I would hate people to auto associate me being here and knickers around my ankles.

Long pause while I visualise your sexy remark: They use to say a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking, but it takes a little more than that to get my juices flowing.

 

[missswannie]

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

 

[Mr_bogey]

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

So the bloke can no longer go walkabout in the bush?

 

[ck30101]

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

And suddenly I'm hungry.

 

[Aquarob]

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

with or without ......its a beautiful sight

 

[ohverbatum7]

I had to have a second and third look at those photos, your pussy says a great deal about your personality, the bush indicates that you have to be in control there looks as if a bit of gardening has gone on. and the bare pudenda has it's own facial expressions, the slight pursed lips says I am not having enough attention paid to me, if the lips had a lopsided grin, I would conclude your dear husband had done his duty.
See what I mean about my tendency to go too far!

 

[EndlessNameless]

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

Damn, that is perfection. I like this version better. Eh, I get it though if it isn't your preference. In some ways it can be annoying.

 

[missswannie]

So the bloke can no longer go walkabout in the bush?

No he hasn't for a long time now. It doesn't seem to bother him too much.

And suddenly I'm hungry.

I'm not sure its star rating on the nutrition ratings.

with or without ......its a beautiful sight

It's only without now.

I had to have a second and third look at those photos, your pussy says a great deal about your personality, the bush indicates that you have to be in control there looks as if a bit of gardening has gone on. and the bare pudenda has it's own facial expressions, the slight pursed lips says I am not having enough attention paid to me, if the lips had a lopsided grin, I would conclude your dear husband had done his duty.
See what I mean about my tendency to go too far!

Back when the last was taken he was on a long trip in northern Canada, so no, all in order and not hanging open.

Damn, that is perfection. I like this version better. Eh, I get it though if it isn't your preference. In some ways it can be annoying.

Maybe in colder regions but not here in the warm zone. Everyone is smooth on the nude beaches, even front stripes are rarities. Not that I can go back now. I wouldn't though, smooth feels good.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I wouldn't imagine it bothered him at all. Just trying to show off what I learned from Crocodile Dundee, Rake and Mr In-between

 

[curious_me]

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

Still a beautiful sight.

 

[zach20092]

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

Wow!!! With or without.. just a beautiful pussy I would love riding my face!!!
The climate does surely play a role in grooming preferences.. and genes are influenced by the climate as well...

 

[waratah]

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

The best photos of you so far. And that's saying something.

 

[Todger65]

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

Good to get in the Tardis and travel back in time now and again, but yes once you get laser zapped, you can’t go back. Smooth is best for micro bikinis or nude beaches.

 

[missswannie]

I wouldn't imagine it bothered him at all. Just trying to show off what I learned from Crocodile Dundee, Rake and Mr In-between

Rake and Mr In-between are great shows.
He likes the visual of nothing hidden away.

Still a beautiful sight.

I don't mind seeing the odd fanny here and there either. So long as it comes with a friendly smile and happy to be seen.

Wow!!! With or without.. just a beautiful pussy I would love riding my face!!!
The climate does surely play a role in grooming preferences.. and genes are influenced by the climate as well...

It is a climate thing. Plus depends on if you feel more lips bare, because you won't hive that up.
Equally, I like a trimmed or bare man. Effort is meaningful. Smooth on smooth is very wet and slippery.

The best photos of you so far. And that's saying something.

Ha they have been up in Lit before, you just didn't see them.

Good to get in the Tardis and travel back in time now and again, but yes once you get laser zapped, you can’t go back. Smooth is best for micro bikinis or nude beaches.

Indeed they usually ask you more than twice if this is what you want before they do it.
IPL is a bit different. 4 to 6 sessions plus an an annual hunt for regrowth. If you don't then after a few years you will get it back at about 10% of what it was. Laser that and it's done and dusted.

 

[RVB_1]

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

Very sexy.... I do have to say, I prefer things nice and neat

 

[hotcpu]

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

I'm sure he's enjoying every inch of it!!! And you as well! Always so Gorgeous!

 

[draconus_infernus]

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

I must admit to having an appreciation for full bush.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I'll do that.

As for present day, hate to disappoint but I lasered off completely years ago.

I'm "old school" - I love to see a hairy fanny Mind you, if I was ever that lucky, I'd enjoy seeing, touching, licking and entering your lasered fanny too

I would hate people to auto associate me being here and knickers around my ankles. Maybe the scene from the French movie last night on TV where she was slow riding on top of him while checking her email. I'd struggle to concentrate by the way but that wasn't the point.

As for sorry, not really. I feel more and am wetter when smooth. Individual choice of course but lock that one in. As for the front, when you had to take off more to fit into swim suits than you left behind, that inch wide strip soon falls into the "fuck it" category and a swipe of the razor. Add 9 months of summer (12 months in Asia when we lived there) and when IPL came along they were zapped, so no looking to see if you have stuff hanging out of your bikini leg.

Who wouldn't want to associate you with having your knickers round your ankles (or better still, off and in a crumpled heap on the floor) ... and a glimpse of thatch poking out from a swimsuit bottom is fantasy wank material

And to my word, here is opening up the way back machine for a few scans.

I let it grow out in 2000 for the first time in ages. The bit of Welsh in the gene pool tends towards the thick and hairy side of things. It lasted for 6 months and then I got rid of it again, for what turned out to be the last time I let it go hippy wild.

Lovely set of pics - nice tits, nice hairy fanny ... even the bare slit is rather appealing in its own way

So the bloke can no longer go walkabout in the bush?

Jenny Agutter in "Walkabout" ... plenty of bush in the bush in that movie

 

[zach20092]

It is a climate thing. Plus depends on if you feel more lips bare, because you won't hive that up.
Equally, I like a trimmed or bare man. Effort is meaningful. Smooth on smooth is very wet and slippery.

Agree... I love smooth on smooth as well... slippery and definitely fun to lick and cleanup!!