which celebrity would you love to fuck?

I was going to put a porn star's name....but I don't know any damnit!

So goes with...

Channing Tatum
Thomas Brodie-Sangster
Michael B Jordan
Orlando Bloom
 
More desirable ladies from my fantasies:
Amy Adams
Ally Sheedy
Melissa McCarthy
Adele
Alex Guarnaschelli
Melissa Rauch
Mandy Moore
 
I’ve been watching Westworld so I may have a mild to raging crush on Evan Rachel Wood right now. It’s an even time split too - 50% of the time innocent farmer’s daughter and 50% pissed off sentient robot. 🤷‍♂️
 
Emma Watson

But my fantasy is after a wild three nights of sex, she'd basically give up her entire feminism mission and become my loyal, loving, sexually-bound-to-me housewife who wants nothing more than to have my children and love them and take care of them, and get fucked by me as often as possible and grow old with me. She'd leave everything behind and just become by submissive housewife sex kitten.
 
Let's see now...FIRST and foremost: my dearest, loveliest Natalie Portman ~ after a whole night of thoroughly fucking the gorgeous doll...pumping her full of my faggot shelleyslut hot fertile sperm...I'd love to have her DESTROY!!! my faggot shelleyness as she mounts my whorish bitch-cheeks and PENETRATES!!! my shelleyness...BALLS DEEP!!! with a MONSTER! BBC strap on dildo. I want her to VIOLATE! every fucking shred and ounce of my faggotcunt shelleyness as she BRUTALLY! HUMILIATES! and DESTROYS! every fiber of DIGNITY I ever had in me! I want her to do ME! PUNISHINGLY!!! HARD! and BRUTAL! as Keira Knightly languishes and watches...laughing HYSTERICALLY! at what a fucking SUBSERVIENT CUNT! my shelleyness is...OMG!!! she CUMS! over and over and over again as she masturbates herself into a certain MADNESS~ she just can't get enough of her lover! Natalie...just VIOLATING! and DESTROYING! the total faggot shelleyslut CUNT! that I am! OMG!!! She crawls up to me as I'm being destroyed doggie style and she kisses me DEEPLY! telling me she loves me SOooo! as she kisses my tears of pain and shame away...Natalie's strap on BBC monster is touching my heart...literally! It's SOooo! fucking HUGE! and DEEP! DEEP! up in my fucking shelleyness...Keira's worked her way down to my hard cum dripping faggot shelleyness and in one fell swoop she EATS! my faggotness! BALLS DEEP!!! ...CHOKING! GAGGING! EATING! that fucking faggot shelleyness! OMFG!!! She just LOVES! FACE-FUCKING!!! her gorgeousness on my faggot shelleyness ~ What a pretty girl ~ what a pretty site ~
 
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