What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Taegul]

I am not wearing my tissue box Halloween costume.

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[Sinstories]

Underwear. I've recently discovered that I just don't need them when I work from home and like to take a quick swim periodically throughout the day.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my tissue box Halloween costume.

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Sir, you are very wise.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing my Borg implants.

(Yes. I am that nerdy. Line forms to the left, ladies.)

Comes in handy if you run into Species 8472.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Comes in handy if you run into Species 8472.

Pfft... Species 8472 weren't scared of the Borg.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing leather cuffs on my wrists and ankles… and slightly bummed about that.

 

[Trubbycat]

A Tinky Winky suit

 

[RachelWalsh]

Everything but these cute grey ankle socks. Lol

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

A boulder holder (bra)

 

[VoraciousValue]

A tie with any sort of naked lady on it.

I am not wearing my Borg implants.

(Yes. I am that nerdy. Line forms to the left, ladies.)

"I am the Borg. You will be assimilated with my assimilating rod. Notice how the rod is fully charged right now. . . ."

 

[BrendaBear]

A tie with any sort of naked lady on it.

Wait..do you mean a tied up naked lady? You aren’t wearing a tied up naked lady? Or a necktie with a picture of a naked… oh yeah, you meant a necktie. Sorry, my bad.

 

[Trubbycat]

A hula skirt and coconut bra.

 

[ydahecnot]

Chainmail

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

Shoes or socks..yes i'm no fun...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a remote controlled vibrator

 

[Azuldrgon]

shoes, socks, pants....lol

 

[Trubbycat]

Toe rings

 

[PassionsFlame]

Chastity belt

 

[Susurration]

Joggers.

 

[Speshul91]

Clothes

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a leather bra

 

[Nicefella]

I am not wearing a leather bra

Me neither. Getting it moisturized

 

[Trubbycat]

My Tom Baker Doctor Who scarf

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing polka dot pantyhose.

 

[Baldo_bearded]

I am not wearing sunglasses.