Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

fucking gravity. that bitch

See every Nat story, and then I fell and broke _________. Fingers, my back, state trooper windshield, Todd's hip, patio furniture, and even the church's Manger, baby J and all. Man Gravity hates my ass.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

See every Nat story, and then I fell and broke _________. Fingers, my back, state trooper windshield, Todd's hip, patio furniture, and even the church's the Manger, baby J and all. Man Gravity hates my ass.

All my stories bar the ones describing sex involve me hurting myself
Some people are just destined to

 

[SinfuIDreams]

All my stories bar the ones describing sex involve me hurting myself
Some people are just destined to

Ok ok the ones involving sex often contain ouchy moments too

 

[water_moutina]

All my stories bar the ones describing sex involve me hurting myself
Some people are just destined to

What's the longest the marks from your sex had lasted?

 

[MsNatalie99]

All my stories bar the ones describing sex involve me hurting myself
Some people are just destined to

I've got four stories types to draw from.

Sexy.... no one ever asks for em'

Sad... FML

Bitch I fell.... like today's

And graphic Penile injuries, which poor Justa keeps getting when she says story time.

 

[MsNatalie99]

What's the longest the marks from your sex had lasted?

Mark... like bruise, or injury in general?

 

[water_moutina]

Sexy.... no one ever asks for em'

Bitch I have dedicated popcorn for sexy stories. Unsalted and un buttered when its made but it better be well buttered by the time the story ends

 

[MedicalMuse]

What's the longest the marks from your sex had lasted?

Since I walked in here, I’m chiming in, though it’s not a question for me.
I have scars that have lasted 24 years. It was very fun getting them.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

What's the longest the marks from your sex had lasted?

Well I have scars so a life time?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I'm off to sleep

 

[water_moutina]

Since I walked in here, I’m chiming in, though it’s not a question for me.
I have scars that have lasted 24 years. It was very fun getting them.

What the actual fuck Muse!!!! Now I want to know more

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'm off to sleep

Goodnight Sin

 

[water_moutina]

I'm off to sleep

Night lovely Sin. Have the bestest of wet dreams

 

[MsNatalie99]

What's the longest the marks from your sex had lasted?

Scars as well.

Other than that.... maybe three weeks for some minor cuts and deeper bruising. Like five weeks for a sprained wrist. Few others

 

[MsNatalie99]

Bitch I have dedicated popcorn for sexy stories. Unsalted and un buttered when its made but it better be well buttered by the time the story ends

.....really.... good to know

 

[drobert44]

Be careful, someone might interpret that as wife not being good enough for you to fuck (which I know you don't mean).

O no, not that. Just that we are old, she is dry, and neither of us very interested in each other. But we get along OK.

 

[MedicalMuse]

What the actual fuck Muse!!!! Now I want to know more

Girlfriend, I have some interesting things in my sexual past.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Girlfriend, I have some interesting things in my sexual past.

Good Morning MM

 

[CthuluLives]

I'm going for a walk..
To the cafe at the end of the street, need food. Getting a banquet as can't decide on what I want, chips n cheese, sweet chilli chicken toasties, baked potato with cajun chicken, fry up breakfast. And more in bru.
If im not back in an hour send out a search party.

 

[MsNatalie99]

And good morning WM

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'm going for a walk..
To the cafe at the end of the street, need food. Getting a banquet as can't decide on what I want, chips n cheese, sweet chilli chicken toasties, baked potato with cajun chicken, fry up breakfast. And more in bru.
If im not back in an hour send out a search party.

baked potato with cajun chicken. Enjoy

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm going for a walk..
To the cafe at the end of the street, need food. Getting a banquet as can't decide on what I want, chips n cheese, sweet chilli chicken toasties, baked potato with cajun chicken, fry up breakfast. And more in bru.
If im not back in an hour send out a search party.

I want some sweet chili chicken toasties? ok not sure what is toasty but I am easy

 

[MsNatalie99]

I want some sweet chili chicken toasties? ok not sure what is toasty but I am easy

I struggle with that too

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh hey, bruise question, the past couple years, bruises on my shins have stopped healing completely. they fade, but never go away completely. is that like a turning 40 gift?

 

[water_moutina]

.....really.... good to know

So play with your flute for background music and stet your story. I want butter