Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[VoraciousValue]

but are you now singing the Asshole song in your head?

I use public toilets/And I piss on the seat/I walk around in the summertime saying/"HOW ABOUT THIS HEAT?!"

 

[mynameisben]

I actually wish it was a better story but it isn’t. Hot sex with an emotionally unavailable guy. Who hasn’t experienced that!?

I, for one, have not.


Ben

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

thanks, now hopefully it is stuck in everyone's head. because well


Because I'm an asshole A-S-S-H-O-L-E

 

[BrendaBear]

there are girl cage fighters. must find a gif

 

[Ingenue844]

I, for one, have not.


Ben

Ok, I could’ve gone with person

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Don’t you be an insufferable asshole!!!!! Bandwidth people!!!!seeeeeeethhhhhhh

geesh, you should see the bandwidth of my boobs man.

 

[Nicefella]

geesh, you should see the bandwidth of my boobs man.

Wait. Do you text!?

 

[BrendaBear]

there are girl cage fighters. must find a gif

You said girl! Sorry, here you go…

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Wait. Do you text!?

just say boobs three times while staring at your screen and they appear in your inbox.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You said girl! Sorry, here you go…

much better. I approve this gif. and girl cage fighters rock.

 

[Nicefella]

just say boobs three times while staring at your screen and they appear in your inbox.

BOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!
Boooooooooooobs!!!!
Boooooooooooobs!!!!

 

[VoraciousValue]

geesh, you should see the bandwidth of my boobs man.

The sad thing is, we do not yet have the proper technology to fully access and display that level of mammary bandwidth. It's taking a team of scientists working around the clock, but they say it may take another five years to get there!

 

[LexxRuthless]

I think I would be more scared of being around Kevin Spacey than I would be of being around a real Lex Luther.

Same. And I didn’t want our Lexx to think i associated him with Kevin Spacey in anyway

I actually like Kevin Spacey. Haven't hung out with him in real life, but his impersonations are an absolute riot. Plus, every time I get to meet an actor who has been in a lot of movies I've enjoyed, I like picking their brain about the experience. We have a Christmas tradition of watching The Ref every holiday. Makes us feel a little better about our own fucked-up family dynamics.

https://wildsoundwritingfestivalreview.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/theref.png

 

[BrendaBear]

Gosh, so you don’t mean width of the band? Because when the Beach Boys take the stage, there are like 50 people up there, really wide... lots of bandwidth there…


this too, is a joke. I know painfully well what bandwidth is.

 

[mynameisben]

The sad thing is, we do not yet have the proper technology to fully access and display that level of mammary bandwidth. It's taking a team of scientists working around the clock, but they say it may take another five years to get there!

Please keep me abreast of developments, Mr. Science Guy.


Ben

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The sad thing is, we do not yet have the proper technology to fully access and display that level of mammary bandwidth. It's taking a team of scientists working around the clock, but they say it may take another five years to get there!

oh kinky scientists.

I meant seriously though, my most recent ones have used 5 terabytes the past 2 weeks, yeah those megabytes are are the problem. Wait, Does that mean my boobs get credit over all the other porn threads for making lit slow for him?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Gosh, so you don’t mean width of the band? Because when the Beach Boys take the stage, there are like 50 people up there, really wide... lots of bandwidth there…


this too, is a joke. I know painfully well what bandwidth is.

I know you do.

 

[mynameisben]

geesh, you should see the bandwidth of my boobs man.

If I told you you had a beautiful baud, would you hold it against me?


Ben

 

[LexxRuthless]

The sad thing is, we do not yet have the proper technology to fully access and display that level of mammary bandwidth. It's taking a team of scientists working around the clock, but they say it may take another five years to get there!

Picturing that crack team of scientists...

https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,g_auto,h_1248,w_2220/v1555442198/shape/mentalfloss/dexterslab.jpg?itok=UwoFlpHmhttps://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/tRpauMJ57PJr5eEd81cJyX6vFNU=/0x0:768x768/1200x800/filters:focal(422x388:544x510)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/63680261/MHpCp9eI.0.pnghttps://cdn.friendlystock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/4-scientist-proud-of-his-discovery-cartoon-clipart.jpghttps://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.TEpPLs9PPJC_GbXo7QE7gAHaFw?pid=ImgDet&rs=1

 

[BrendaBear]

If I told you you had a beautiful baud, would you hold it against me?

As I read that, I hear Monty Python’s dirty Hungarian phrase book skit…

 

[LexxRuthless]

As I read that, I hear Monty Python’s dirty Hungarian phrase book skit…

"Would you like to go back to my place for bouncy-bouncy?"

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If I told you you had a beautiful baud, would you hold it against me?


Ben

I'd totally hold it against you

 

[VoraciousValue]

As I read that, I hear Monty Python’s dirty Hungarian phrase book skit…

I did too! Get out of my head!!

"WHAT'S GOING ON 'ERE, THEN?!?!"
"Ah, you have beautiful thighs."
"WHAT?!?!"
"He hit me!"
"Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime!"
"RIGHT!!!"
"My nipples explode with delight?!"

 

[mynameisben]

I'd totally hold it against you

A twist on an old pickup line. But I figured YOU would get it.


Ben

 

[BrendaBear]

A twist on an old pickup line. But I figured YOU would get it.


Ben

I hope you don’t think I didn’t notice the ”baud” slipped in there… that was quite good.

I still hear it as Cleese saying it with a fake accent.