Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[mynameisben]

I can say, if I was going to get a penis tattoo, it would be something that evolves and changes through flaccid to erect. not exactly sure what, as apparently I haven't given enough though to my imaginary tattoo on my imaginary penis, but now maybe I will.

If I were to get a tattoo on my penis, it would be a Pinocchio's Nose sort of thing, and the surrounding area would be a picture of Donald Trump's face.

But I'd never do it, because I have a real phobia about needles.


Ben

 

[LexxRuthless]

I recall the marine. forgot the flame. I need to research this more. 50/50 I end up watching porn.

LOL @ 50/50. "Oh, I'll take those odds! She'll end up watching porn."

 

[water_moutina]

Someone mention porn?

 

[MsNatalie99]

If I were to get a tattoo on my penis, it would be a Pinocchio's Nose sort of thing, and the surrounding area would be a picture of Donald Trump's face.

But I'd never do it, because I have a real phobia about needles.


Ben

I couldn't get that one. Even to mock him, I'd never allow a Trump's face in my lap.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Someone mention porn?

Lots of times. HI WM

 

[CthuluLives]

I can say, if I was going to get a penis tattoo, it would be something that evolves and changes through flaccid to erect. not exactly sure what, as apparently I haven't given enough though to my imaginary tattoo on my imaginary penis, but now maybe I will.

I remember an oooold joke about that.
White guy and black guy standing at a urinal, White guy is on holiday in Jamaica, he looks down and sees Wedy on the black guys cock, he says Hey I've the same tattoo, is your wife's name Wendy too?
The black guy says no man and strokes his cock hard, he says look, Welcome to Jamaica Have A Lovely Holiday..

Sorry

Is too early in the morning for this, sorry, I'm away to get a roll n square and a bottle o bru, gonna fight this potential hangover head on..

 

[mynameisben]

I couldn't get that one. Even to mock him, I'd never allow a Trump's face in my lap.

Yeah, you're right. I couldn't either. I'm just going to have to console myself with flying out to wherever the hell they bury him -- and I hope it's really soon -- for the express purpose of pissing on his grave. And if there is a news van crew on site at the time, so much the better.


Ben

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Someone mention porn?

Speaking of..
Back later

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Someone mention porn?

it happens occasionally

 

[LexxRuthless]

I can't recall if I mentioned it in this thread, but when a lot of my shipmates were talking about getting tattoos, I joked that I wanted to get my entire penis tattooed to look like the "chest-burster" alien from the first movie. "Then, when I whip it out I can go, 'hiss!' It will be hilarious!"
My boss at the time just gave me a disgusted look and shook his head. "If some sweet girl is nice enough to offer you a pity blow-job, and you pulled that shit? She SHOULD cut your dick off."

 

[mynameisben]

I can't recall if I mentioned it in this thread, but when a lot of my shipmates were talking about getting tattoos, I joked that I wanted to get my entire penis tattooed to look like the "chest-burster" alien from the first movie. "Then, when I whip it out I can go, 'hiss!' It will be hilarious!"
My boss at the time just gave me a disgusted look and shook his head. "If some sweet girl is nice enough to offer you a pity blow-job, and you pulled that shit? She SHOULD cut your dick off."

This is the exact reason I never ask for a pity blow job in the kitchen, where the knives are stored.


Ben

 

[mynameisben]

I can't recall if I mentioned it in this thread, but when a lot of my shipmates were talking about getting tattoos, I joked that I wanted to get my entire penis tattooed to look like the "chest-burster" alien from the first movie. "Then, when I whip it out I can go, 'hiss!' It will be hilarious!"
My boss at the time just gave me a disgusted look and shook his head. "If some sweet girl is nice enough to offer you a pity blow-job, and you pulled that shit? She SHOULD cut your dick off."

This is the exact reason I never ask for a pity blow job in the kitchen, where the knives are stored.


Ben

 

[MsNatalie99]

I can't recall if I mentioned it in this thread, but when a lot of my shipmates were talking about getting tattoos, I joked that I wanted to get my entire penis tattooed to look like the "chest-burster" alien from the first movie. "Then, when I whip it out I can go, 'hiss!' It will be hilarious!"
My boss at the time just gave me a disgusted look and shook his head. "If some sweet girl is nice enough to offer you a pity blow-job, and you pulled that shit? She SHOULD cut your dick off."

You did mention it. Still, I like the hiss idea I did that when I was younger. I'd roll back the foreskin pretending my noodle was a Xenomorph. Nothing sexual, I was just always weird and easily entertained

 

[mynameisben]

I'm out. G'night all you pervs.


Ben

 

[MsNatalie99]

even better: have that fucker walk out with some parts of your panties in his beak

Oh shit that's so Baaaaaaaaaaad

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm out. G'night all you pervs.


Ben

good night. wishing you all the pervy dreams

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'm out. G'night all you pervs.


Ben

Good night Ben, who's name is Ben

 

[water_moutina]

Lots of times. HI WM

Hiya Nat. I've been reading your story and it's really good!!!!

it happens occasionally

Are y'all just gonna talk porn or are y'all gonna make it too?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Hiya Nat. I've been reading your story and it's really good!!!!

Thank you so very much!

Are y'all just gonna talk porn or are y'all gonna make it too?

 

[water_moutina]

Nat, did she tamper with the thermos or not? Conspiracy theory time

 

[MsNatalie99]

Nat, did she tamper with the thermos or not? Conspiracy theory time

Yeah, she did. That's how she knew to replace his cigarettes and get him the gatorade. It also gave her an even greater opportunity of getting him into her house under the guise of using her washer and shower. Although, I opted to leave it and ambiguous, so the reader could decide.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Hiya Nat. I've been reading your story and it's really good!!!!

Are y'all just gonna talk porn or are y'all gonna make it too?

I agree. Great story. And, what kind of porn did you have in mind?

Nat, did she tamper with the thermos or not? Conspiracy theory time

I had the same thought!

 

[MsNatalie99]

question: if you make a penis-on-ice cum is that called ice-cream too?

That's a frozen whoa-gurt.

 

[LexxRuthless]

question: if you make a penis-on-ice cum is that called ice-cream too?

I thought they called it "Italian Water Ice."

https://media.giphy.com/media/OrHFWUm6CNnFu/giphy.gif

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hiya Nat. I've been reading your story and it's really good!!!!

Are y'all just gonna talk porn or are y'all gonna make it too?

depends if I get lucky or not I guess.