Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I regret nothing. Bow to the gods of chaos!!!!

Thank you for the affirmation

*insert vomit gif here*

ditto

Is that what I get to look forward to?!?!

I don't know if he'll message you too when you show your boobs. You can only hope.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Wait! There are coups too??? Sheesh. I’m just an out of practice pervy poet.

Drew Carey once put out a book titled Dirty Jokes and Beer. It included a marvelous array of big dick jokes. Far and away my favorite was this one:

My dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic People's Republic of My Big Dick.

 

[default24]

Thirsty much, lamb?

Poor thing doesn’t even know…

I can't help it! I've been drinking for like 3 hours too!
What don't I know?!?! Someone fill me in!


I've never been called lamb before, but I fucking like it

 

[default24]

I almost made some quip about 80 year old peni needing love too, but I quickly changed course.

Yeah, I was trying to dig deep there to be positive but I couldn't get it together

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I’m truly sorry about that. I have manscaped now

You can keep on apologizing Mister Man!

 

[BrendaBear]

My pic today got one comment from a friend… and though it is very kind of him, it’s not exactly the ego boost I look for when I come here.

where is the pic? I don’t follow many pic threads…

 

[Moochienanu]

I can't help it! I've been drinking for like 3 hours too!
What don't I know?!?! Someone fill me in!

Little one,

Let me tell you a story about how this thing called the internet was created by the power of rainbows, warm bodies, hard docks, and a prayer…

 

[Moochienanu]

where is the pic? I don’t follow many pic threads…

in my pic thread… tends to be where I spend my time these days. (See all the linky-things in my signature)

 

[Moochienanu]

Hard docks? Like….the wooden ones? Dang. That’s some powerful wood!

You… know I’ve been drinking…

 

[water_moutina]

Little one,

Let me tell you a story about how this thing called the internet was created by the power of rainbows, warm bodies, hard docks, and a prayer…

*Grabs popcorn*

 

[VoraciousValue]

Little one,

Let me tell you a story about how this thing called the internet was created by the power of rainbows, warm bodies, hard docks, and a prayer…

Where does Al Gore come in??

 

[Moochienanu]

I can't help it! I've been drinking for like 3 hours too!
What don't I know?!?! Someone fill me in!


I've never been called lamb before, but I fucking like it

You’re so sweet, aren’t you?

If I told you, would it be this much fun?

 

[default24]

Little one,

Let me tell you a story about how this thing called the internet was created by the power of rainbows, warm bodies, hard docks, and a prayer…

You have my undivided attention

 

[Moochienanu]

Where does Al Gore come in??

I seriously almost said something about Al, but thought it would go without proper reverence.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Hard docks? Like….the wooden ones? Dang. That’s some powerful wood!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

You’re so sweet, aren’t you?

If I told you, would it be this much fun?

It would be for those of us who have been here a long time. And who have no other entertainment.

 

[MsNatalie99]

*Grabs popcorn*

 

[ihflrm]

Did she fund the butter this time? lol

 

[default24]

You’re so sweet, aren’t you?

If I told you, would it be this much fun?

I'm occasionally sweet, but sometimes kind of salty? Still good though!

I'm a huge proponent of teasing! At some point I want to catch that dangled carrot though

 

[water_moutina]

Where does Al Gore come in??

Yeah, no. Count me out for horror porn

 

[VoraciousValue]

I seriously almost said something about Al, but thought it would go without proper reverence.

For me, that joke was low-hanging fruit.

 

[LexxRuthless]

I’ll be taking my leave now. Thanks for letting me play in the sandbox.

Have a great night.

 

[Moochienanu]

I'm occasionally sweet, but sometimes kind of salty? Still good though!

I'm a huge proponent of teasing! At some point I want to catch that dangled carrot though

I can definitely help you out with this

 

[MsNatalie99]

I’ll be taking my leave now. Thanks for letting me play in the sandbox.

Have a good night UW

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@LexxRuthless Hiiiiiiyeeeeeee!!!!!