Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

"Hi my pp hard"

 

[MsNatalie99]

It's not as interesting as you might think. He gave me a very basic "Hi my pp hard" message and I guess he assumed that I'm a submissive. He very quickly discovered that I'm not, and hasn't messaged me since.

The ones I get that usually crack me up or the "your profile pic made me hard, what are you going to do about it?"

I don't know.... sounds like my work is done. You're welcome

 

[hotcarl2785]

Well, some people get my garden gnome kink and some people don't, ya know.

https://imgur.com/a/J0hXeNq

 

[rottingdoll]

After some post-stalking, I can see that he really missed the mark on his analysis, queen

Well, usually I prefer Goddess, but you're off to a good start.

 

[VoraciousValue]

It's not as interesting as you might think. He gave me a very basic "Hi my pp hard" message and I guess he assumed that I'm a submissive. He very quickly discovered that I'm not, and hasn't messaged me since.

Would it have been better if he'd been more formal??

"Pardon me madam, but I currently suffer severe penile tumescence as a result of your digital existence. Would you care to view this situation or possibly assist in this matter?"

 

[rottingdoll]

Would it have been better if he'd been more formal??

"Pardon me madam, but I currently suffer severe penile tumescence as a result of your digital existence. Would you care to view this situation or possibly assist in this matter?"

I mean...if you must declare your boner, at least be creative. Use an innuendo, put on a garden gnome costume before you take a pic, know your audience!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I mean...if you must declare your boner, at least be creative. Use an innuendo, put on a garden gnome costume before you take a pic, know your audience!

oh now you are just trying to get me all hot and bothered.

 

[rottingdoll]

oh now you are just trying to get me all hot and bothered.

You know, I might have a pointy red hat lying around somewhere myself

 

[ihflrm]

Woah woah woah there are women out there that just throw strange around?!? I miss all the things damn you work!!! LMAO highly doubt that that will ever happen to me, although it would depend on who’s trying to throw it…… i know I have weird thoughts

Welcome back to Chaos.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I've scared plenty of women away, but I'm not exactly Brad Pitts or Torn Crusin or whatever hunk women like.

Torn Crusin is probably wayyyyyyyyyy more scary than you could ever aspire to be. I still like him as an actor though. Just not as a date

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Woah woah woah there are women out there that just throw strange around?!? I miss all the things damn you work!!! LMAO highly doubt that that will ever happen to me, although it would depend on who’s trying to throw it…… i know I have weird thoughts

yeah, that throwing of strange, sometimes you want to catch, sometimes you just have to duck

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well my personal favorite is to show as online, so my victims find me, easier than hunting. Then I do a dirty role play, getting more and more bizarre. I like to see who bolts, who tops my vulgar gnomes with dirty clowns, and who has the dirty clowns call me a cunt and tell me to go fuck myself. The first group never comes back, the next two groups become my new friends.

I think I love you Justa

 

[LittleSwitchy]

yeah, that throwing of strange, sometimes you want to catch, sometimes you just have to duck

Who doesn’t like a good ducking

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think I love you Justa

aw thanks, are you sure it is not just my gnomes?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

The ones I get that usually crack me up or the "your profile pic made me hard, what are you going to do about it?"

I don't know.... sounds like my work is done. You're welcome

And I know I love you!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

aw thanks, are you sure it is not just my gnomes?

No and it’s not your giant gnoobs either. Although in general, I will say you are the tits!

 

[VoraciousValue]

aw thanks, are you sure it is not just my gnomes?

Mind you, they are some of the largest gnomes I have ever seen.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

No and it’s not your giant gnoobs either. Although in general, I will say you are the tits!

well I like you too, you make me laugh. Can't comment on your tits though.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nerds? NERDS???

Brenda baby- you have mastered gifs

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yeah… where does a chair go? Under the table. That is where vodka is supposed to put you.
okay, I have no idea. Just free form association…

I feel like the Russians knew this when they chose stoli as one of the Russian words for chair

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Almost cleaver? Don't go Putin them down.

Stop it!!! Or Vlad will be Putin it in you tonight

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

well I like you too, you make me laugh. Can't comment on your tits though.

I’m willing to change that. Where you want to see them

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Woah woah woah there are women out there that just throw strange around?!? I miss all the things damn you work!!! LMAO highly doubt that that will ever happen to me, although it would depend on who’s trying to throw it…… i know I have weird thoughts

I think we all have weird thoughts babe

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m willing to change that. Where you want to see them

oh, I get to pick a location. Well I am a beach fan. or psst, my box is open.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

oh, I get to pick a location. Well I am a beach fan. or psst, my box is open.

Ehh. I don’t have Imgur or anything. I can only post them to a titty thread