Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Exactly! It's monsoon season in the desert. Power is out and she tells me "my phone isn't charged. I don't know what to do!"

Read a book.

I have spare tablets always charging, just in case. I have my priorities straight.

 

[jaF0]

Do you know the difference between alpaca and llama?

Alpacas only have one head.

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[water_moutina]

I'm talking about the conversation going on between you and Broken paladin. It's just not pleasant.

Don't rain on their parade. They are building up their sexual tension. If you're nice to them then when all that sexual tension bursts, maybe they'll let you watch

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yes they're separate animals but close enough in a genetic code to artificially inseminate to create Llampacas

would a syfy movie about llampacas end any differently than the llama one.

 

[water_moutina]

I have spare tablets always charging, just in case. I have my priorities straight.

But they are no good without wifi? Or do you have stiff stored in it for offline

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Don't rain on their parade. They are building up their sexual tension. If you're nice to them then when all that sexual tension bursts, maybe they'll let you watch

now there is an excellent example of someone with their priorities straight. bravo

 

[Mika1215]

would a syfy movie about llampacas end any differently than the llama one.

Also there are vicunas. Closely related but smaller. They're fast and mean. They could be in the movie!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

But they are no good without wifi? Or do you have stiff stored in it for offline

stored stuff and will move the sim card from device to device.

 

[CMK89]

You can't have a polite society without an agreed upon law and an enforcement of said laws. But this can be discussed in DM or in a different thread

I'm talking about the conversation going on between you and Broken paladin. It's just not pleasant.

That's a conversation that doesn't involve you and I have suggested to BP for us to take it to DMs or another thread. He kept it going hear and I'm not going to be rude and ignore.

What it seems like, is me just being here upsets you, why?

 

[water_moutina]

Also there are vicunas. Closely related but smaller. They're fast and mean. They could be in the movie!

How do y'all know these things. I should have paid attention in school

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

How do y'all know these things. I should have paid attention in school

Well what were you doing in school?

 

[CMK89]

Omg someone get cmk89 a joint or a cocktail or directions to the political board or a ticket to a petting zoo (with a sauna) ..

I just got off work, I'll take that joint

 

[Mika1215]

How do y'all know these things. I should have paid attention in school

Well, I know this particular thing only because my mom had a thing for South America, so I know all sorts of random weird shit.

Also knitting. The vicuna wool is supposedly actually the finest, but if I'm remembering right, they don't domesticate well and so aren't raised for it in the same way that alpacas and llamas are. (Mostly alpaca for the wool.)

 

[CMK89]

would a syfy movie about llampacas end any differently than the llama one.

Didn't know there was a Llama syfy.

 

[Mika1215]

Well, I know this particular thing only because my mom had a thing for South America, so I know all sorts of random weird shit.

Also knitting. The vicuna wool is supposedly actually the finest, but if I'm remembering right, they don't domesticate well and so aren't raised for it in the same way that alpacas and llamas are. (Mostly alpaca for the wool.)

Also, camelid fans, I forgot, there are also guanaco. I know fuck all about guanaco, but apparently a skein of 100% vicuna yarn will run you $300. More than qiviut.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Didn't know there was a Llama syfy.

we learned that yesterday or maybe the day before. I did not know either.

 

[Mika1215]

we learned that yesterday or maybe the day before. I did not know either.

We learn so many things here!

 

[amanuk]

What it seems like, is me just being here upsets you, why?

You know very well that you have made yourself very unpopular all over the forum with your inappropriate posts and comments and now you're trying to ingratiate yourself here like nothing happened but, in reality, you're driving most people away from the thread.

 

[water_moutina]

Also, camelid fans, I forgot, there are also guanaco. I know fuck all about guanaco, but apparently a skein of 100% vicuna yarn will run you $300. More than qiviut.

we learned that yesterday or maybe the day before. I did not know either.

I'm learning so much today

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Also, camelid fans, I forgot, there are also guanaco. I know fuck all about guanaco, but apparently a skein of 100% vicuna yarn will run you $300. More than qiviut.

I almost understood that. Fuck I totally got. Qiviut is likely way more interesting in my head though.

 

[jaF0]

Is this from the Cincinnati Zoo?

Dunno, just saw the headline and pic. Mom is Fiona.

 

[Mika1215]

I almost understood that. Fuck I totally got. Qiviut is likely way more interesting in my head though.

Qiviut yarn feels like the spun pubic hair of angels. I have some but I'm too chickenshit to commit to knitting with it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Qiviut yarn feels like the spun pubic hair of angels. I have some but I'm too chickenshit to commit to knitting with it.

why not commit?

 

[cascadiabound]

yeah I got put on light duty for a week

a little basic advice you are probably already doing.... push fluids, get extra rest, take anti inflammatories for at least a few days. Glad it was not more serious for you.

 

[cascadiabound]

Qiviut yarn feels like the spun pubic hair of angels. I have some but I'm too chickenshit to commit to knitting with it.

Knit the qiviut. You are worth it.
(Yes, I know it's incredibly expensive... you ARE worth it.... use the good stuff)

I'm currently knitting up a sweater in a beautiful hand dyed silk-camel blend. sooooo lovely!