Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

Amanuk I believe we have gotten off on the wrong foot. I do not think you a fool at all. It would take me a long time with a lot of interaction between us for me to ever try to cast that judgement on you. Everything I said was mostly in jest. I spoke to freely thinking people around here would find the humor in the absurdity of my posts. That was a total failure on my end.

So when did you join? You a Lit Reader too?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Company background check? I really feel bad for people who have real jobs. I basically work with a bunch of degenerate pirates who spend their days drinking and getting high and can hardly fucking function. Oh wait no shit sucks.

haha, jealous. I wanna spend my day working and day drinking with degenerate pirates.

Though actually my company has been really good about pushing me through for years without the red tape, so I was surprised when I got the request for a background check and drug test and don't get me started. They gave me 2 days on the drug test, so I bought a home one to precheck, and they sent me to an urgent care in Lake Butler, like what kind of hills have eyes shit is that damn even deeper into bumblefuck. They were closed one of the days as normal, and the next day had a sign that they were closed due to staff emergency. After that long of a drive, I was half inclined to pee on their step anyway. Then I spent 3 hours trying to figure out how to fix this, only to find that they pushed me through like 2 weeks ago like they always do. So I wasted like 6 hours this week on something that no one actually wanted or cared about.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Also that was 13 years ago. It's a different you now. A new you. Human body regenerates and every cell of human body is after 7 years. That's why I try to nerce go without sex for 7 years straight. Don't wanna be virgin again

haha. 7 years without sex, oh fuck that.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I joined yesterday but been reading smut here for years

Right on. I didn't see a profile for you, so I don't know much about you. Would you be willing to tell me about yourself?

 

[cheekygirl75]

haha, jealous. I wanna spend my day working and day drinking with degenerate pirates.

Though actually my company has been really good about pushing me through for years without the red tape, so I was surprised when I got the request for a background check and drug test and don't get me started. They gave me 2 days on the drug test, so I bought a home one to precheck, and they sent me to an urgent care in Lake Butler, like what kind of hills have eyes shit is that damn even deeper into bumblefuck. They were closed one of the days as normal, and the next day had a sign that they were closed due to staff emergency. After that long of a drive, I was half inclined to pee on their step anyway. Then I spent 3 hours trying to figure out how to fix this, only to find that they pushed me through like 2 weeks ago like they always do. So I wasted like 6 hours this week on something that no one actually wanted or cared about.

And you’re not drinking yet?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

haha, jealous. I wanna spend my day working and day drinking with degenerate pirates.

Though actually my company has been really good about pushing me through for years without the red tape, so I was surprised when I got the request for a background check and drug test and don't get me started. They gave me 2 days on the drug test, so I bought a home one to precheck, and they sent me to an urgent care in Lake Butler, like what kind of hills have eyes shit is that damn even deeper into bumblefuck. They were closed one of the days as normal, and the next day had a sign that they were closed due to staff emergency. After that long of a drive, I was half inclined to pee on their step anyway. Then I spent 3 hours trying to figure out how to fix this, only to find that they pushed me through like 2 weeks ago like they always do. So I wasted like 6 hours this week on something that no one actually wanted or cared about.

Darling girl. You had me at Lake Butler.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Tell them to redo it and put detective Moutina on the case

ok, what exciting things can you find to add to my background check.

 

[cheekygirl75]

haha. 7 years without sex, oh fuck that.

Oh god, I won’t tell you how long it’s been for me then!

 

[Joxlrg]

haha, jealous. I wanna spend my day working and day drinking with degenerate pirates.

Though actually my company has been really good about pushing me through for years without the red tape, so I was surprised when I got the request for a background check and drug test and don't get me started. They gave me 2 days on the drug test, so I bought a home one to precheck, and they sent me to an urgent care in Lake Butler, like what kind of hills have eyes shit is that damn even deeper into bumblefuck. They were closed one of the days as normal, and the next day had a sign that they were closed due to staff emergency. After that long of a drive, I was half inclined to pee on their step anyway. Then I spent 3 hours trying to figure out how to fix this, only to find that they pushed me through like 2 weeks ago like they always do. So I wasted like 6 hours this week on something that no one actually wanted or cared about.

That's what would make me the madest !!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Oh my god! We’re actually getting thunderstorms and some rain this time! Maybe the grass will stop being crunchy

 

[cheekygirl75]

More than 7 years?

Good guess

 

[Devil_PS]

Meanwhile, I'm at my job and still looking at this forum and trying to brainstorm what kind of lewdness I should put my characters through.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

So all kidding aside. Work I hate lazy muh fuckers. I work in ummm production to keep it simple. I like to bust ass for 5-6 hours and then drink and fuck off and then fuck off and go home. I want to punch lazy clock milking muh fuckers in the face. I have no time for itz you know come on now.

 

[Devil_PS]

Oh my god! We’re actually getting thunderstorms and some rain this time! Maybe the grass will stop being crunchy

Ditto on my end. More like trying to avoid a potential grass fire.

...July was a drrrrrrryyyy month.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Meanwhile, I'm at my job and still looking at this forum and trying to brainstorm what kind of lewdness I should put my characters through.

Oh cool what kinda stuff do you write? LW, T/CD, NC/R?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Good thing they don't know about Lit!!!

lol, right. though in fairness, I am not sure that there isn't a handful of people who don't. You never can tell.

 

[Devil_PS]

Oh cool what kinda stuff do you write? LW, T/CD, NC/R?

I admit, I got kind of lost with the abbreviations there. Still new to this site, haha.

I tend to write mostly fantasy and whatnot on my adult stuff. Sometimes with a humor though I can kinda go a tad dark.

 

[jason28053]

Oh my god! We’re actually getting thunderstorms and some rain this time! Maybe the grass will stop being crunchy

You eat grass?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And you’re not drinking yet?

I did that night, still need to tonight, but I have to go to the elementary school tonight. Can I like put wine in a metal water bottle? how bad is that?

 

[MsNatalie99]

I admit, I got kind of lost with the abbreviations there. Still new to this site, haha.

I tend to write mostly fantasy and whatnot on my adult stuff. Sometimes with a humor though I can kinda go a tad dark.

My bad. I was referring to catagories. I write mostly poetry, but also do Gay male, Trans/Crossdressers. I haven't posted any stories yet, because all my stuff just got One-Bombed and flooded with hateful comments so maybe on another account.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So all kidding aside. Work I hate lazy muh fuckers. I work in ummm production to keep it simple. I like to bust ass for 5-6 hours and then drink and fuck off and then fuck off and go home. I want to punch lazy clock milking muh fuckers in the face. I have no time for itz you know come on now.

how many meetings do they have. do they meetings to discuss how to have less meetings, or to plan future meetings. I think that is how people waste time at my work. Annoys me to no end.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

how many meetings do they have. do they meetings to discuss how to have less meetings, or to plan future meetings. I think that is how people waste time at my work. Annoys me to no end.

Meetings? For alcoholics. Not for me you know.

 

[Joxlrg]

Have a good night fellow Litsters

 

[Starscream_UK]

Evening folks.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Have a good night fellow Litsters

Night Jox