MsNatalie99
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LexxRuthless
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Oh, good lord. Walked out to grab a cigarette. En route, my wife picks me off and shows me a meme someone posted recently on Facebook. (I looked but couldn't find it.) Essentially, a pissed-off looking wife says, "I'm going to ignore him all day to teach him a lesson." On the other half of the screen, a guy is working in his garage with power tools and says, "Best day of my life!"
My wife asks one of those wonderful, loaded questions. "Is that accurate?"
I laughed at the meme (to buy time), shook my head (to buy more time), and replied, "Of course not, baby. My top 5 best days ever were all when I spent the whole day with you."
"Really?" she asked. I smiled, nodded, and went outside for my cigarette, breathing a sigh of relief.
Only, when I got back inside she caught me. "Wait, how long ago were those 5 days? That was back when we had sex all the time, wasn't it?!?"
Fuck.
My wife asks one of those wonderful, loaded questions. "Is that accurate?"
I laughed at the meme (to buy time), shook my head (to buy more time), and replied, "Of course not, baby. My top 5 best days ever were all when I spent the whole day with you."
"Really?" she asked. I smiled, nodded, and went outside for my cigarette, breathing a sigh of relief.
Only, when I got back inside she caught me. "Wait, how long ago were those 5 days? That was back when we had sex all the time, wasn't it?!?"
Fuck.
MsNatalie99
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You could always ask her to rekindle old memoriesOh, good lord. Walked out to grab a cigarette. En route, my wife picks me off and shows me a meme someone posted recently on Facebook. (I looked but couldn't find it.) Essentially, a pissed-off looking wife says, "I'm going to ignore him all day to teach him a lesson." On the other half of the screen, a guy is working in his garage with power tools and says, "Best day of my life!"
My wife asks one of those wonderful, loaded questions. "Is that accurate?"
I laughed at the meme (to buy time), shook my head (to buy more time), and replied, "Of course not, baby. My top 5 best days ever were all when I spent the whole day with you."
"Really?" she asked. I smiled, nodded, and went outside for my cigarette, breathing a sigh of relief.
Only, when I got back inside she caught me. "Wait, how long ago were those 5 days? That was back when we had sex all the time, wasn't it?!?"
Fuck.
LexxRuthless
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I can practically see her reaction...
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MsNatalie99
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water_moutina
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5 days of sex? I was told that's not allowed
AngelWithAShotgun
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In what universe 0_0
SinfuIDreams
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The bible?
water_moutina
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In this universe. Well, I don't know if to trust that guy. He was out of breath and looked close to his death after I sucked a forced orgasm out of his already spent cock
AngelWithAShotgun
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It did not... I distinctly remember the command to go forth and multiply
LexxRuthless
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For the first two years we lived together, my wife and I had sex 30 times a week on average. She once complained to some co-workers, "I wouldn't mind having sex with him so often, but his idea of a 'quickie' is 45 minutes!" That complaint did not earn her the sympathy she expected.
EDIT: That was 24 years ago. No way would either of us survive that now.
AngelWithAShotgun
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Was the office full of celibate people o.o?
SinfuIDreams
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Only with your husband or wife. And then in the dark with no enjoyment.It did not... I distinctly remember the command to go forth and multiply
LittleSwitchy
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Lies. Blasphemy. Sac religious
You were lied to.
AngelWithAShotgun
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*flips pages* Nope, that's not in my bible...
There's a book in it that's dedicated to fornication but can't remember what its called
LexxRuthless
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Worse. She worked at an elementary school. Those were teachers, mostly single.
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when a guy goes through forced orgasm after he's already drained, his body and mind goes through all the reactions except his balls not generating cum. That will leave him sore. Depending on the man he will be useless for a day or 2 days or more. During which time he will hate you. But once his balls recover, his love for you will return with vengance. well love for your holes actually
SinfuIDreams
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Must only be in the version they beat over us girls heads in the catholic orphanage
water_moutina
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I heard a guy say that a woman cheated and lied about her pregnancy and now we have a religion around it
SinfuIDreams
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I heard the same
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AngelWithAShotgun
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Funny you should say that... my parents transferred me to an all girls Catholic high school run by nuns when I started displaying lesbian tendencies. I used to skip sports festival events and hangout in the library there, quite a lot. That's where I found a book about having sex with dolphins. It was detailed and graphic.
People should really read the books donated to Catholic schools. There are some gems out there. In that same library, I discovered A. N. Roquelaure. Man, that beauty series was a revelation.
It wasn't until I moved to the UK that I found out how rare that find was
LexxRuthless
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https://memegenerator.net/img/images/11784800.jpgYou sound like you know your stuff, young lady!
Not sure if Water is innocent, and throwing stuff like that out there to fuck with us, or if she's REALLY dirty and joking about being innocent...
Anastasia1999
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Smoking is bad for your health dear Lexx. This conversation would not have taken place had you not gone out for a ciggieOh, good lord. Walked out to grab a cigarette. En route, my wife picks me off and shows me a meme someone posted recently on Facebook. (I looked but couldn't find it.) Essentially, a pissed-off looking wife says, "I'm going to ignore him all day to teach him a lesson." On the other half of the screen, a guy is working in his garage with power tools and says, "Best day of my life!"
My wife asks one of those wonderful, loaded questions. "Is that accurate?"
I laughed at the meme (to buy time), shook my head (to buy more time), and replied, "Of course not, baby. My top 5 best days ever were all when I spent the whole day with you."
"Really?" she asked. I smiled, nodded, and went outside for my cigarette, breathing a sigh of relief.
Only, when I got back inside she caught me. "Wait, how long ago were those 5 days? That was back when we had sex all the time, wasn't it?!?"
Fuck.
water_moutina
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It's always the innocent ones who find these things. Send the me book details so I can block it from accidently reading at
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