HeavyBalls
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You don't know the POWER of the Dark Side...That's Obi Wan's job
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You don't know the POWER of the Dark Side...That's Obi Wan's job
Heres the thng we’re not in some parking lot we’re on a bullshit sex site where anyone can say whatever or ignore whatever. Its all a bunch of hapless bullshit. All of you just pass me by or dont. I dont give a two fucks. I bite my tongue all day in real life for real life assholes. I come here same as you for dumb fuck escapes and laughs. Like I said before some people get what I do and some….Well, in all serious, I see 2 key differences. I already said, I don't think I go quite as far. But lets be real, I am a boring nothing invisible soccer mom. Most people have not had seriously dangerous physical assaults committed by someone like me. A lot more have had dangerous experiences with men. I am just going to be less viscerally triggering even if saying the same thing. I can make the same joke, or ogle the same way, that coming from a man may trigger fear, and fear is not likely felt from me. Even if I lose my shit completely in public, I'm just a Karen to laugh at, joke about, and mock. After hearing Amber, I'd fear her less than me (sorry Amber, you sound so cute). My inability to trigger the feeling of physical intimidation in most adults is less likely to viewed as extreme hostility and more likely to be seen as classless, tasteless, catty, jealous, whatever. I obviously could be completely wrong in Natalie's case, but I think we all know Natalie could totally take me in a land slide win, and somehow I think if there is any highly traumatic experiences, they aren't from random old strange chicks. You can not really be surprised by this life fact. No one is highly likely to fear me in a parking garage, elevator, restroom, you might actually be feared just standing there. I think that could matter.
ok, they can play too.Oh! See I thought… well, who wouldn’t want to see the robot take a wookie… c’mon!
Maybe some of this galaxy!do tell, do tell
what the fuck is that. must go google. Am I going to regret this? Nah, I never doIs that the same as Spatchcock chicken?
Doesn't really matter, he had The High GroundYou don't know the POWER of the Dark Side...
How good of a catcher are you?damn straight
wait, there is no really wookie?I'm afraid the contents of the wookie costume have suffered the same fete. You'll just have to put up with us mere humans.
Me too!!Also Sagittarius rising must be fun. Only saying that bc its my sun sign![]()
Have you seen my chest?wait, there is no really wookie?
what the fuck is that. must go google. Am I going to regret this? Nah, I never do
Doesn't really matter, he had The High Ground
Well, there is, the role is played by a Sasquatch.wait, there is no really wookie?
No, that goes to Rei now. You can thank Disney for thatThe circle is now complete...
No I AM the MASTER!
What you cooking?I have to go make dinner be back in a bit, I’ll miss you all!
Bro I think of you as my real lit friend. Now you're hurting my feelings.Heres the thng we’re not in some parking lot we’re on a bullshit sex site where anyone can say whatever or ignore whatever. Its all a bunch of hapless bullshit. All of you just pass me by or dont. I dont give a two fucks. I bite my tongue all day in real life for real life assholes. I come here same as you for dumb fuck escapes and laughs. Like I said before some people get what I do and some….
And please for fucks sake show me where I have said really anything shitty about anyone specifically. I fucking beg you. Please. How do any of you get by in real life?
You're a sag??Me too!!
I want to know how you managed to fit a dissertation in your signature. I have 2 lines and I tried adding a 3rd one and it said I had reached the limitI'm not a cook, but it's something to do with smashing the carcass flat or ripping it open instead of stuffing it in the traditional manner. To be honest, I prefer to do some stuffing.
Yummy. Steak fajitas here. My girlfriend says she loves Puerto Rican food, so I just got to roll my eyesSteak and mushrooms with corn
Yes! With Pisces rising.You're a sag??
I want to know how you managed to fit a dissertation in your signature. I have 2 lines and I tried adding a 3rd one and it said I had reached the limit
My moon is in Pisces. W.e that means.Yes! With Pisces rising.
aren't you like half my age lolNah, I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag.
I don’t know where my moon is. I suspect it’s in my boxersMy moon is in Pisces. W.e that means.