Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

First off vulgar smulgar. You are hilarious.
The ones that don't like you playing the lit fields are just jealous they can't (most likely because of how ugly they are on the inside let alone outside.)
Fuck them if they have rilled you up enough to be told off point them out to me next time to so I can make them sob like the little bitch they are. That goes for the PC police that follow along after those bitches wiping their tears.
You are a awesome woman with smarts and sexy imo it's just jealous freaks who would block you.

Rant over

well thanks, you are too kind. I mean I think I am fucking hilarious, but alas, some do not agree. In fairness, I am a bit chilly and distant in my playing of the field (I am upfront about it at least) it just seems idk odd for lit women to like to ebone and like not spend the enight. I like efuck buddies I guess.

Now if I tell someone off though, which is rare, I stand by them deserving it and I kind of enjoy it. well, except this one dude, one of the "a woman should not behave like you do" dudes. he'd unblock me to bitch at me more, then block me right after so by the time I got done typing why he was a cuntfalafel it would fail to send. rinse repeat. damn pansy ass dude can dish, but cant risk a possible rebuttal lol. if that ever happens again, I will so send you my rant so you can send it to offending dude

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I don't want to say how many I've blocked. I don't do it over any disagreement. Mostly guys who flood my DMs with predatory crap. Like not even a Hi. Just wanna suck this you sissy cum slut?. Others were trolls, put you down for a laugh. Gets even worse if you say you don't like it, or it hurts. Doesn't sound like what you've described. You don't strike me as someone to block.

I won't block anyone. too paranoid. if someone is going to go all creepy crazy, I wanna know.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Enough with the vulgarity and smartass thing goddamnit. Its been done to death I hear on thr street or whatever the fuck.

I already said you had me beat there. I'd bet quite a few have you blocked

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just joking, tell me a joke and show me your bits

so that totally now makes any pictures i send solicited now. do you trust my links?

 

[Strixaluco]

Direct is all good at some point. Gets kinda hard to flirt when you’ve been married awhile and always busy and tired. Its fine. Just ask each other to bang you know.

I think loosing flirting is not at all good for the relationship. It's a way of letting know that you find each other attractive instead of just wanting your weekly (or whatever) dose of banging.

In a long relationship I tend to flirt physically. If my husband doesn't react at all to for example me stripping enticingly, I pretty much assume it's not worth trying anything more.

 

[Strixaluco]

And good morning / afternoon, folks!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My late husband used to tell me I was to direct to flirt I know what I want and I'll just ask for it
But I'm sure there are plenty of women out there who would enjoy the practice

I think it is easier, that is for sure. some men don't get subtle flirting...or I don't flirt right haha.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And good morning / afternoon, folks!

good morning.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think loosing flirting is not at all good for the relationship. It's a way of letting know that you find each other attractive instead of just wanting your weekly (or whatever) dose of banging.

In a long relationship I tend to flirt physically. If my husband doesn't react at all to for example me stripping enticingly, I pretty much assume it's not worth trying anything more.

my husband never got my flirting. anything more subtle than a baseball bat went right over his head. I tried hitting on him for a while after we met. He finally understood when I asked if he had a condom lol. been that way ever since. dude doesn't get when I am angry either without the bat.

 

[Cotswolds]

so that totally now makes any pictures i send solicited now. do you trust my links?

Did you mean links or kinks?, that could so be a typo.......

Links = no, but I'll open them with one eye shut

Kinks = no, but go for it anyway

 

[SinfuIDreams]

well thanks, you are too kind. I mean I think I am fucking hilarious, but alas, some do not agree. In fairness, I am a bit chilly and distant in my playing of the field (I am upfront about it at least) it just seems idk odd for lit women to like to ebone and like not spend the enight. I like efuck buddies I guess.

Now if I tell someone off though, which is rare, I stand by them deserving it and I kind of enjoy it. well, except this one dude, one of the "a woman should not behave like you do" dudes. he'd unblock me to bitch at me more, then block me right after so by the time I got done typing why he was a cuntfalafel it would fail to send. rinse repeat. damn pansy ass dude can dish, but cant risk a possible rebuttal lol. if that ever happens again, I will so send you my rant so you can send it to offending dude

You are hilarious the ones that don't have half a brain cell that is non functional at best.
About the eboning after a terrible few tries I don't do this at all, but yes I'm more of a keep a guy around not kick him to the curb after it's all done. I think that would just waste the potential of a repeat moment.

Oh yes please please send me the "a woman shouldn't behave like you do" pm. I will send the first just from you and the second will be a sinful special. Between the two of us I am sure he will doubt his own manhood while he sobs in the corner.

 

[Strixaluco]

my husband never got my flirting. anything more subtle than a baseball bat went right over his head. I tried hitting on him for a while after we met. He finally understood when I asked if he had a condom lol. been that way ever since. dude doesn't get when I am angry either without the bat.

I need a guy who it's at least decently able to read me - it's not that hard after all. Even my late husband was able to, he was just too often aching too much.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Lol I’d like to have someone make me forget my name that sounds pretty amazing

I've always been a fan of those fucks. I recommend it.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I think it is easier, that is for sure. some men don't get subtle flirting...or I don't flirt right haha.

It is easier by far. I mean well what's the worst case ending? They say no, then it clearly wasn't meant to be.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I need a guy who it's at least decently able to read me - it's not that hard after all. Even my late husband was able to, he was just too often aching too much.

I get that, didn't bother me too much then, but after decades, it does get a little old haha

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Did you mean links or kinks?, that could so be a typo.......

Links = no, but I'll open them with one eye shut

Kinks = no, but go for it anyway

oh, my kinks are my boring, you can trust them. my links, well, could be a gamble.

 

[Strixaluco]

I've always been a fan of those fucks. I recommend it.

I'm a fan of those fucks when he makes me forget my name, loose my coordination and ability to speak before he even actually fucks me. Oh, and loose count, of course.

My ex was like that. We didn't break up for the lack of sex, as you can imagine.

 

[Strixaluco]

medical cannabis is already legal in germany (just hard with the bureaucracy still having it as a forbidden substance in the back of their heads)

The same here. Doctors and especially the authority watching over them is hysterical about anything related to cannabis, so it is not really prescribed. Even in the cases where the alternatives are pain killers with worse side effects and not as good effect.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I think loosing flirting is not at all good for the relationship. It's a way of letting know that you find each other attractive instead of just wanting your weekly (or whatever) dose of banging.

In a long relationship I tend to flirt physically. If my husband doesn't react at all to for example me stripping enticingly, I pretty much assume it's not worth trying anything more.

Oh yeah well everyone’s idea of flirting is different. It does not have to be verbal. I mean sometimes I make tacos for her or she’ll let me steal money from her purse for titty bars and cocaine.

 

[fletchx]

Good morning all and happy Sunday!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

psychosis pills? why not take a deposit shot?

Dont know dont really pay attention to all that but doctor says they’re what helped Michael Jackson.

 

[Cogan]

my husband never got my flirting. anything more subtle than a baseball bat went right over his head. I tried hitting on him for a while after we met. He finally understood when I asked if he had a condom lol. been that way ever since. dude doesn't get when I am angry either without the bat.

You could wright some signs that you hold up so he sees what you'd like to do. "Kiss me", "Spank me", "Fuck me till I'm a wet mess" or what ever you like him to do.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Good morning/afternoon everybody. Still waking up here. Looks like there are a few people awake... hey @AnjaPPunk, @fletchx, @Mo_Bandy Bandy, and @Cogan. How are you all doing today?

 

[Strixaluco]

I was just about to fall asleep when a thunderstorm broke out. Apparently no naps today.

 

[Cogan]

Good morning/afternoon everybody. Still waking up here. Looks like there are a few people awake... hey @AnjaPPunk, @fletchx, @Mo_Bandy Bandy, and @Cogan. How are you all doing today?

Good morning. I'm having a late lunch before I continue to do garden work.