Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Dphillips]

In regular shoes I’m only 5’11
In fuck me heels I’m 6’6.
Edit: I don’t wear them often. I prefer to stay low key.

That’s what I’m talking about. I’m 6’3 so I like a taller girl. 5’9-6’1

But 6’5 barefoot is another level!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I suspect clothing is a bit of pain to find. I just hope you don't slump to look shorter. I find many of my young women dance partners do this. I tell them all the same thing: any guy worth your time expects to look up to you (in the nuance of tone it is clear I mean that both figuratively and literally).

my cousin, who is 5 11 was thrilled when she was dating a guy who was 6 7. got to bring out the heels again. now why this thrilled her, well she was young at the time I guess, I see no reason to be thrilled about wearing heels.

 

[AmberLGreen]

So, just did my weeklyvisit to large home improvement store and it was goddamn entertaining, depressing and even infuriating. First there was the angry old white dude making blatant racist comments for all to hear. Next was the dirtbag slack-jawed couple arguing over dumb shit that ended in her crying. Finally there was very large tattooed lady with pink hair wearing some thin overalls and what looked like only bra underneath. I am probably not doing her justice. Almost took pic but that would have not been appropriate I guess. It was all too fucking wild man jesus.

Could we do a life swap? Just one week and I promise I would give it back to you

 

[water_moutina]

So I've been refreshing the page for a while and wondering why there was no new posts. Then realized it wasn't the chaos thread

Yep, need more coffee

 

[Mo_Bandy]

damn that sounds like bumblefuck Ace Hardware not a city home improvement store. Guess city stores have gone down hill lol

I kinda live on edge of suburbia/city. Last week I went to Ace and cashier yelled at me. Its always something nuts.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Heels look very uncomfortable to me, are they sexy absolutely, but I don’t need them, but if someone likes to wear them do what makes you happy

at this point in my life, I only wear heels when I am on my knees or on my back lol. none of my "stripper" shoes see the light of day. I actually didn't mind modest heels, even preferred them, until I was late in pregnancy, then whatever happened, just didn't unhappen. idk.

 

[jason28053]

I kinda live on edge of suburbia/city. Last week I went to Ace and cashier yelled at me. Its always something nuts.

She yelled at you because you had your dick on the checkout counter?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So I've been refreshing the page for a while and wondering why there was no new posts. Then realized it wasn't the chaos thread

Yep, need more coffee

so what thread was it?

 

[water_moutina]

so what thread was it?

Show chest. Don't know how I got there. But I saw NaughtyCat's post and thought it was chaos thread

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Show chest. Don't know how I got there. But I saw NaughtyCat's post and thought it was chaos thread

don't know how you got there. ok sure.

 

[frappingwilly]

my cousin, who is 5 11 was thrilled when she was dating a guy who was 6 7. got to bring out the heels again. now why this thrilled her, well she was young at the time I guess, I see no reason to be thrilled about wearing heels.

I love tall women. Add in heels and it's like cat nip for me

 

[hotoldrguy]

length: root to tip
thickness: circumference at the shaft's thickest point
no?

root?

 

[Anastasia1999]

I like to wear heels as all the German chicks in the office are tall and willowy and I am the pale short arse Irish girl if I don’t wear heels and put on a bit of war paint

I would love to be taller.

 

[pumaman23]

I am definitely using cm over inches for all future measurements. What an ego boost

 

[frappingwilly]

I like to wear heels as all the German chicks in the office are tall and willowy and I am the pale short arse Irish girl if I don’t wear heels and put on a bit of war paint

I would love to be taller.

Nooo shorter ladies who wear heels and kick them off to turn short is just as hot. Love it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I like to wear heels as all the German chicks in the office are tall and willowy and I am the pale short arse Irish girl if I don’t wear heels and put on a bit of war paint

I would love to be taller.

now I am a big fan of the war paint. I think it is why I look 10 years younger than all my highschool friends. Sun couldn't make it to my skin most of the time lol.

 

[pumaman23]

I am definitely using cm over inches for all future measurements. What an ego boost

Well shit. That probably would have made more sense if I had quoted properly. But you pervs probably got it

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well, I used to be a screwdriver kind of gal, but as I got older, yeah red wine "for my health"

always preferred a Comfortable Screw to a Screwdriver

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well shit. That probably would have made more sense if I had quoted properly. But you pervs probably got it

made sense to me. i saw the map, did a double take, then thought about visiting canada

 

[Anastasia1999]

now I am a big fan of the war paint. I think it is why I look 10 years younger than all my highschool friends. Sun couldn't make it to my skin most of the time lol.

Good for you. Sun is so aging.

I have been blessed with my grandmothers peaches and cream complexion.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

always preferred a Comfortable Screw to a Screwdriver

I like both, I love a tipsy screw. Alcohol makes me sluttier, I like it.

 

[hotoldrguy]

If you are sticking it in a miniature beer bottle, may I suggest a little bit of baby oil poured into the bottle first and also lather your penis in it too. We wouldn’t want any “little” accidents

imagine explaining that at the ER

 

[BrendaBear]

Well shit. That probably would have made more sense if I had quoted properly. But you pervs probably got it

Made perfect sense to me.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Good for you. Sun is so aging.

I have been blessed with my grandmothers peaches and cream complexion.

down side is anyone who ever sees me without eyeliner thinks I am sick or tired or something lol.

 

[jason28053]

Show chest. Don't know how I got there. But I saw NaughtyCat's post and thought it was chaos thread

I know how you got there