Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[water_moutina]

Morning chaos peeps

morning sinful kiwi

 

[water_moutina]

Hi!

I hope so Fridays are usually pretty busy. Weekends are non stop running.
Everyone else: I love weekends.
Me: fuck that shit

I only luv Saturday

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm ashamed to say I do this sometimes. Well only kinda ashamed. Sometimes it becomes the only way to shut people with stupid things they want

I like to think of it as resume writing experience.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

morning sinful kiwi

I'm actually a Brit but close enough

 

[water_moutina]

I'm actually a Brit but close enough

So a brit living in kiwi land? Or am I misremembering you being there?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

So a brit moving in kiwi land? Or am I misremembering you being there?

Yep you got it right.

 

[cascadiabound]

hum, Take what you do know and bury it under so much superfluous bullshit that they don't quite get what you are saying, and stop asking?

My best advice for the day so far...

Don't crash your car into a house going 80mph.
Seriously... true story

 

[water_moutina]

My best advice for the day so far...

Don't crash your car into a house going 80mph.
Seriously... true story

Instructions unclear. Ran car into house at 88mph

 

[fletchx]

Then you won't get bored today?

I was only medium bored today. Which isn't great, but I'd rather things balance out like this than to have one super busy day and followed by an excruciatingly empty/boring day.

 

[water_moutina]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avAKN3M_460svvp9.webm

Hahahahahahaha

 

[MsNatalie99]

Morning chaos peeps

Hey Sin

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Hey Sin

Hello lovely

 

[MsNatalie99]

Instructions unclear. Ran car into house at 88mph

But did it work Marty?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Flick bean? I am lost on that one.

She means her clitoris.

 

[cheekygirl75]

My best advice for the day so far...

Don't crash your car into a house going 80mph.
Seriously... true story

Did you crash your car or did someone crash their car into your house? Either way, I hope you’re okay!

 

[water_moutina]

Did you crash your car or did someone crash their car into your house? Either way, I hope you’re okay!

Well either way the advice came a bit late. Should have said it before

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Did you crash your car or did someone crash their car into your house? Either way, I hope you’re okay!

Or did someone crash their house into your car?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Wanders off in search of mass quantities of food

 

[MsNatalie99]

I can’t trust that bitch with anything.

Future me gotta pay of them student loans. I can't put any more on her.

 

[Ocean33]

CHAOS CAFE

A place to meet with regulars
Or welcome someone new
A different menu every day
There will be something there for you (by AmberLGreen)

Rules:
#1 BE KIND
#2 Assume others are coming from a place of kindness/joking
#3 Have fun!





(Oh, and if you have a problem with someone, DM them, not me. I’m not good at replying to DMs )

Hi I was walking by and noticed your cafe. Are you all open? What's today's specials

 

[cheekygirl75]

Hi I was walking by and noticed your cafe. Are you all open? What's today's specials

Welcome! Well, the special today and everyday is Chaos, the pervier the better

 

[MsNatalie99]

Hi I was walking by and noticed your cafe. Are you all open? What's today's specials

Fisting and beans. Welcome.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Right this pain-ho needs to get her A into gear.
You bunch of pervs, be safe and stay kinky

 

[cascadiabound]

Did you crash your car or did someone crash their car into your house? Either way, I hope you’re okay!

Oh no. Not me. Or my house. Thank god

Well either way the advice came a bit late. Should have said it before

Advice given, clearly too late, to a patient who did that earlier this month.
I definitely don't recommend driving at 80mph
Or running your car into a house


Welcome Ocean to the chaos

 

[water_moutina]

Hi I was walking by and noticed your cafe. Are you all open? What's today's specials

Everyone start behaving. Just for a while till the new cummer gets comfortable