Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Speshul91]

Makes you wonder why a herbivore needs such a strong bite force. At the same time I'm glad they are not carnivores!

Maybe big sticks are chewy?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Monkeys will rip your face off! Why the cutest animals gotta be so deadly?!?!?!

The ones around here just steal food and jerk off around you. Gotta be careful some will pull a Miggs

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wait till you see what a hippo can do....

Hippos are incredible animals!!!!!! Don’t piss them off

 

[cheekygirl75]

You can do that???? Where??? I would do that

South Korea... so it might be a bit of a trip

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Because they're the closest to human, probably.

We've all seen that meme that says "if a big cat kills me, just know that my last words were 'here kitty kitty kitty'"

I'm totally booping the grizzly who kills me on the nose. "Who's the cutest bear?!?! Yes you are! Look at those sweet paws! "

 

[ihflrm]

Maybe big sticks are chewy?

Must be some big ass sticks! lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Wait till you see what a hippo can do....

They kill more people than crocodiles!!!

 

[MsNatalie99]

Can’t he just be himself? How old is this cousin?

26, and probably not.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Monkeys will rip your face off! Why the cutest animals gotta be so deadly?!?!?!

When I used to do a lot of volunteer work for the humane society, we had a woman who also did a lot of events that had a pet monkey. diaper, outfits the works. Hopefully it never ripped anyone's face off. It was cute but clearly a pain in the ass. like a toddler with no limits.

 

[cheekygirl75]

The ones around here just steal food and jerk off around you. Gotta be careful some will pull a Miggs

Oooh, another good movie - Silence of the Lambs!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Wait till you see what a hippo can do....

yeah, now that is an animal that is not blown out of proportion. the danger with them is real.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Makes you wonder why a herbivore needs such a strong bite force. At the same time I'm glad they are not carnivores!

Tree bark. They're on a high carbon diet. Also defence i guess.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

The ones around here just steal food and jerk off around you. Gotta be careful some will pull a Miggs

My friend's dumbass dog was unnaturally attracted to my arm.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

hey, you are further than me. I snorkel. got to love booze cruises, they get you drunk, chum the water, and kick you out lol.

Will you hold my hand when you take me on this specific adventure, Justa?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nile crocodile has the strongest bite at 5000 psi.... and gorilla is no 7

https://a-z-animals.com/blog/9-strongest-animal-bite-forces-in-the-world/

Hi @SirConradPeckereye

 

[Speshul91]

We've all seen that meme that says "if a big cat kills me, just know that my last words were 'here kitty kitty kitty'"

I'm totally booping the grizzly who kills me on the nose. "Who's the cutest bear?!?! Yes you are! Look at those sweet paws! "

Whilst singing the bare necessities I hope

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My friend's dumbass dog was unnaturally attracted to my arm.

and I assume your friend laughed and laughed, like a good friend should?

 

[Xerxes82]

Wait till you see what a hippo can do....

People don't think about 'em because they look slow and have those doofy teeth.

Then you see those same teeth from the side and realize what they can do by shaking their heads. *shudders*

 

[dadbod4u]

yeah, now that is an animal that is not blown out of proportion. the danger with them is real.

There was a wild photo of a massive hippos v. crocs brawl I saw a while back.

My favorite hippos are still the cocaine hippos rampaging through the Colombian jungle. Thanks Pablo!

 

[rlaflamme]

Well now, time for me to go rest. Thank you all for the nightmares that will attack me tonight lol.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

When I used to do a lot of volunteer work for the humane society, we had a woman who also did a lot of events that had a pet monkey. diaper, outfits the works. Hopefully it never ripped anyone's face off. It was cute but clearly a pain in the ass. like a toddler with no limits.

To be fair, most toddlers try to rip faces off, they just don't have the strength.

 

[HeavyBalls]

You want a REALLY dangerous animal...?

The Mosquito - Malaria vectors.

And of course Homo Sapiens.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Whilst singing the bare necessities I hope

and this made me want to go shopping. apparently just the words "bare necessities" makes me want lingerie, no matter the context.

 

[ihflrm]

My friend's dumbass dog was unnaturally attracted to my

Well now, time for me to go rest. Thank you all for the nightmares that will attack me tonight lol.

haha! Goodnight and beware of the 🕷

 

[Speshul91]

and this made me want to go shopping. apparently just the words "bare necessities" makes me want lingerie, no matter the context.

I don't see anything wrong with that