Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[fletchx]

so now that the work week is officially half over, I am thinking about the weekend. Anyone have exciting plans?

I have none (that I know of, so far), but that's ok. I've been busy every weekend for more than a month.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I have none (that I know of, so far), but that's ok. I've been busy every weekend for more than a month.

I actually love lazy weekends. more me time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Uggg work… where’s my sugar parent? (Don’t want to be discriminatory … could be a sugar momma or sugar daddy)

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Where’s Nebs.
@PlanetaryNebula science?

Here I am! What do you need?

 

[crazychemgirl]

like another girl's hand deep inside with the other girl's groin a top the first girl's face? #askingforthatubernosyfriendofmine

That sounds lovely

 

[crazychemgirl]

Here I am! What do you need?

Apparently a volunteer for vaginal “Rock Paper Scissors” … I personally don’t think it’s doable… how would you determine a winner?

Though I guess with fisting.. everyone’s a winner?

 

[hotoldrguy]

so now that the work week is officially half over, I am thinking about the weekend. Anyone have exciting plans?

my granddaughter is coming to visit for the weekend.

 

[crazychemgirl]

this chick doesn't have any yoga pants and here in germany there are no target shops (to my knowledge)

You don’t have yoga pants?

 

[hotoldrguy]

You don’t have yoga pants?

NAKED Yoga! Even better!

 

[crazychemgirl]

NAKED Yoga! Even better!

You’re assuming I do yoga in my yoga pants

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Apparently a volunteer for vaginal “Rock Paper Scissors” … I personally don’t think it’s doable… how would you determine a winner?

Though I guess with fisting.. everyone’s a winner?

Jesus fucking Christ! I’ve been summoned for lesbian encounters??? Wtf
I get the scissors, I get the rock, but what is paper?
And with fisting, there is a loser. It’s the next dick that tries to get a squeeze out of you. I like to keep it tight.
But I’m flattered that I was summoned

 

[hotoldrguy]

Jesus fucking Christ! I’ve been summoned for lesbian encounters??? Wtf
I get the scissors, I get the rock, but what is paper?
And with fisting, there is a loser. It’s the next dick that tries to get a squeeze out of you. I like to keep it tight.
But I’m flattered that I was summoned

I think you were originally summoned for a science gif.

 

[Steady67]

You’re assuming I do yoga in my yoga pants

I think that describes almost all lululemon pant owners.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think you were originally summoned for a science gif.

Oh! That @crazychemgirl , always trying to trick me into her pants.
But Nat and Anja are the science gif pros. I’m lucky if I can even post any gif at all

 

[jaF0]

Like Bitch ... chill.

Woman Sues Man $10k for 'Emotional Distress' After Allegedly Being Stood Up​

The case was reportedly filed in the wrong court. So, QaShontae Short has 56 days to pay the transfer fees, or else her case will be dismissed.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I had no problem making sense of that at all Anja!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Jesus fucking Christ! I’ve been summoned for lesbian encounters??? Wtf
I get the scissors, I get the rock, but what is paper?
And with fisting, there is a loser. It’s the next dick that tries to get a squeeze out of you. I like to keep it tight.
But I’m flattered that I was summoned

Ok … so now I’m confused. Are you saying the “rock paper scissors” each describe a sexual act? If so, please explain.

I was under the impression it was two people fisting a woman and playing Rock Paper Scissors in her vagina.

Now from what I’ve heard… fisting does not stretch out the vagina… it’s like a spring that always returns to its original shape.

 

[hotoldrguy]

what the hell is lizard and spock?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Like Bitch ... chill.

Woman Sues Man $10k for 'Emotional Distress' After Allegedly Being Stood Up​

The case was reportedly filed in the wrong court. So, QaShontae Short has 56 days to pay the transfer fees, or else her case will be dismissed.

aaaaaand ignored.

 

[crazychemgirl]

what the hell is lizard and spock?

It’s from Big Bang theory

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok … so now I’m confused. Are you saying the “rock paper scissors” each describe a sexual act? If so, please explain.

I was under the impression it was two people fisting a woman and playing Rock Paper Scissors in her vagina.

Now from what I’ve heard… fisting does not stretch out the vagina… it’s like a spring that always returns to its original shape.

I was confused because I thought you meant exactly what you thought I meant….
I didn’t realize it was actually RPS in the vag. I’m sure it does return to its normal resting shape if it’s not done to often?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh! That @crazychemgirl , always trying to trick me into her pants.
But Nat and Anja are the science gif pros. I’m lucky if I can even post any gif at all

Who me?

And don’t act like you wouldn’t dive in all on your own

 

[Joxlrg]

Ok … so now I’m confused. Are you saying the “rock paper scissors” each describe a sexual act? If so, please explain.

I was under the impression it was two people fisting a woman and playing Rock Paper Scissors in her vagina.

Now from what I’ve heard… fisting does not stretch out the vagina… it’s like a spring that always returns to its original shape.

Que the science memes

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was confused because I thought you meant exactly what you thought I meant….
I didn’t realize it was actually RPS in the vag. I’m sure it does return to its normal resting shape if it’s not done to often?

I couldn’t find anything on urban dictionary about Rock Paper Scissors… but I did find Rock Paper Vagina

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Who me?

And don’t act like you wouldn’t dive in all on your own

I’ll be the pool you can do the (muff)diving