Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Mika1215]

100% Mature Stilton with thick blue veins
93% Stinking Bishop
89% Cheddar
84% Havarti
81% Maasdam
77% Gouda
73% Wensleydale with Cranberries (other 90s bands are available)
70% Jarlsberg
64% Brie
63% Gruyère
54% Feta
47% Halloumi (what a cheese says to its reflection)
31% Edam
1% Gjetost
0% Fucking Tillamook Fucking Cheddar, because It's Fucking Rank.

Oh - and its possible that this test may not be 100% accurate.

Every time I read this, I laugh harder.

 

[Diosax]

idk, I don't think it gets more boring that american cheese. I think I was insulted by an online quiz, but eh, it is probably right lol

It would honestly give me an existential crisis. It's not even real cheese ...at least you didn't get the same results 5 times like mika or whoever said that

 

[Mika1215]

It would honestly give me an existential crisis. It's not even real cheese ...at least you didn't get the same results 5 times like mika or whoever said that

And I switched things up every time!

 

[crazychemgirl]

It would honestly give me an existential crisis. It's not even real cheese ...at least you didn't get the same results 5 times like mika or whoever said that

But just think about a good old fashioned American cheese grilled cheese on white wonderbread

 

[Diosax]

And I switched things up every time!

Mika I'm convinced its an issue with the cookies in your browser

 

[Diosax]

But just think about a good old fashioned American cheese grilled cheese on white wonderbread

I don't put american cheese in my grilled cheese sandwich. Also I've only done one of those like 2 times in my life

 

[hotoldrguy]

But just think about a good old fashioned American cheese grilled cheese on white wonderbread

used to have that with tomato soup when I was a kid

 

[crazychemgirl]

Every time I see the thread title I read it as “Chaos Conversion Cafe” … and it sounds like we’re trying to convert everyone to chaos

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't put american cheese in my grilled cheese sandwich. Also I've only done one of those like 2 times in my life

It’s super satisfying in a poor people food way… like eating bread with butter and cinnamon sugar

used to have that with tomato soup when I was a kid

Right? Exactly!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Every time I see the thread title I read it as “Chaos Conversion Cafe” … and it sounds like we’re trying to convert everyone to chaos

seems to be working

 

[dadbod4u]

we’re ALL blue cheese!

I'm feta evidently.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm feta evidently.

You salty bastard

 

[hotoldrguy]

It’s super satisfying in a poor people food way… like eating bread with butter and cinnamon sugar

Right? Exactly!

used to toast the bread, add butter then sprinkle sugar and then cinnamon on it

 

[crazychemgirl]

used to toast the bread, add butter then sprinkle sugar and then cinnamon on it

That too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Diosax]

I've never had any of that.

Don't get me wrong though

I've had plenty of other poor people stuff. Just Latino edition

 

[hotoldrguy]

That too.

did you ever live in New Brunswick?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I blame the “cafe” title for all the food talk … either that or we’re all too horny and need orgasms

 

[crazychemgirl]

did you ever live in New Brunswick?

Lol no

 

[crazychemgirl]

and despeite them being called do-not

*dough*not

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Every time I see the thread title I read it as “Chaos Conversion Cafe” … and it sounds like we’re trying to convert everyone to chaos

Can we convert everyone to chaos? That would be awesome.

 

[hotoldrguy]

*dough*not

doughnut education

 

[hotoldrguy]

I just finished off that entire pint of ice cream,
https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hc9ovZjy1ruolk1o1_500.gif

 

[Diosax]

I just finished off that entire pint of ice cream,
https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hc9ovZjy1ruolk1o1_500.gif

Lmao

still from the americas thus american

Good point. But just clarifying that donuts aren't that big of a thing south of the US. So not all Americans! We have pan dulce and other baked goods.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Lmao


Good point. But just clarifying that donuts aren't that big of a thing south of the US. So not all Americans! We have pan dulce and other baked goods.

what is that fried ball of dough called. A friend brought me one and it was delicious.