Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Strixaluco]

Fire retardant chemical is not recommended for use with naked skin… unless you want a rash or cancer.
Just FYI

Wool is naturally fire retardant

 

[LadyLascivious1]

You're here for it now! 0% brat? Wow!

Apparently? I always question tests like this as it seems like answering one question differently because you were on the fence or misinterpreted it, can make a big impact.

 

[hotoldrguy]

on the to do list. man, I need to make my list written, I keep forgetting what I have added.

Film at 11:00

 

[Mika1215]

bitchy, really? Always made me super happy.

Down side, dude I am with will be really pushing for a blow job, and not because he really wants a blow job. He is just trying to find a way to get me to stop talking. maybe if I stick something in her mouth she will finally shut up, hum what oh oh I know. Yup apparently I don't stop talking without a dick in my mouth. But I am really happy lol.

I always find it so interesting how different metabolisms = different effects. It's like oxycodone. Makes everyone I know doped up to hell, but it makes me want to get up and clean the house. SO productive. (Prescription on that one.)

 

[hotoldrguy]

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance I hate when I miss the fun, but here’s my results.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
96% Voyeur
94% Switch
92% Exhibitionist
79% Experimentalist
79% Non-monogamist
78% Vanilla
46% Dominant
46% Rope bunny
41% Submissive
39% Primal (Hunter)
30% Rigger
21% Pet
9% Primal (Prey)

seems we have some high % in common

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I always find it so interesting how different metabolisms = different effects. It's like oxycodone. Makes everyone I know doped up to hell, but it makes me want to get up and clean the house. SO productive. (Prescription on that one.)

right. oxy makes me want to get laid, for a very long time, over and over. though I guess maybe a lot of things fall into that category haha.

 

[Diosax]

Soaked During Sex?

May I suggest the interior designer gets matress covers that are water resistant?

Isn't that the point?

Wow so innocent of you

Cookie! Here *gifs *

We can use gifs now

I wonder if the inherent shame and the patriarchal society are to blame for lack of sexual experimentation and therefore divorce due to sexual incompatibility

Of course there is!

calling women sluts and men studs pretty much says it all

Yup! And also men thinking they don't have to do a good job or care about anyone's pleasure but his own is another one.

I know everyone has been waiting breathlessly for my review of the ball pouch Hanes underwear.
1. Noticed an immediate cradling of my balls
2. When sitting down I no longer have to worry about sitting on my balls
3. With thick thighs and shaved balls comes chafing of the thigh from contact. Contactless with this underwear
4. Still need to test performance while using the elliptical
Photos (model) moi

Wow i didn't know all that was a thing. Are your balls big and that's why it happens? Or is that a thing for every person with balls? wait i feel like i should've asked this in DM my bad

@Diosax would shank me if I say no.

Cue @Diosax

I feel like i missed an inside joke and i feel a little lost. What did i do??

 

[LadyLascivious1]

seems we have some high % in common

Do we have an appendix of kink where I can easily look up everyone else’s results who participated? Without going back to the old thread and endlessly scrolling

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do we have an appendix of kink where I can easily look up everyone else’s results who participated? Without going back to the old thread and endlessly scrolling

Right????

 

[hotoldrguy]

Do we have an appendix of kink where I can easily look up everyone else’s results who participated? Without going back to the old thread and endlessly scrolling

That would be an interesting project for someone...

 

[Mika1215]

right. oxy makes me want to get laid, for a very long time, over and over. though I guess maybe a lot of things fall into that category haha.

I was going to say, this is different than other drugs how? Does that for me, too. But I swear anything that's remotely psychoactive does. I'm in the middle of switching adhd meds, and I'm so horny I could scream.

 

[fletchx]

I was going to say, this is different than other drugs how? Does that for me, too. But I swear anything that's remotely psychoactive does. I'm in the middle of switching adhd meds, and I'm so horny I could scream.

Screaming is hot.

 

[Mika1215]

Wow i didn't know all that was a thing. Are your balls big and that's why it happens? Or is that a thing for every person with balls? wait i feel like i should've asked this in DM my bad

Noooo, I'm pretty sure that lots of us un-balled ones would like to know the answers!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Wow i didn't know all that was a thing. Are your balls big and that's why it happens? Or is that a thing for every person with balls? wait i feel like i should've asked this in DM my bad

My balls are not especially big. My guess is that it is the case with all size balls. However, I can only speak for my balls. Maybe you should do a pole er poll

 

[Mika1215]

Screaming is hot.

Ha, not the all by yourself primal scream sort! That's only scary.

 

[Strixaluco]

Is there anything here that I could have as a dinner? Like some warm dish?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Donuts, balls…

Shit. The things you miss when you fuck around showing your ugly face off instead of being where it’s really at.

E-motional damage.

You know everyone enjoys seeing your lovely face

 

[Diosax]

push up bra. I am still amazed I can find them in my size. Like serious, what dude was sitting around staring at really big boobs, thinking, you know what, we need to add padding to make them look even bigger. Though I will admit push up bras do make me giggle because damn, look at them all the way up here. anyway, if you are trying to use your tits as a well balanced table, push up bras are the way to go.

My boobs aren't that big but I also hate that!

No

You brat!

Also you didn't share your dbsm results. @hotoldrguy wth be an equal opportunity and remind the men too!!

Do we have an appendix of kink where I can easily look up everyone else’s results who participated? Without going back to the old thread and endlessly scrolling

Hahaha no but we could all share again

Noooo, I'm pretty sure that lots of us un-balled ones would like to know the answers!

Hahaha thank you! I'm glad I'm not the only one

My balls are not especially big. My guess is that it is the case with all size balls. However, I can only speak for my balls. Maybe you should do a pole er poll

Alright men you heard him...tell us if.... wait how should I ask this? Just take over for me would you?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yup! And also men thinking they don't have to do a good job or care about anyone's pleasure but his own is another one.

I have to say this doesn't match my life experience. I have only seen that in like one man I've been with and my experience isn't exactly limited. I've found men pride themselves on a job well done. They seem to really want to make me happy. It keeps women coming back after all. If there is anyone in that room more selfishly focused on their pleasure, it is me. That is why I could not be in a relationship with a woman, I just don't have the work ethic of men that have been in my bed. Men fucking rock on that front. Damn impressive to me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can you imagine the lot of us at a retreat space with food and music.. ample available drugs and tents with beds?

Chaos indeed

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have to say this doesn't match my life experience. I have only seen that in like one man I've been with and my experience isn't exactly limited. I've found men pride themselves on a job well done. They seem to really want to make me happy. It keeps women coming back after all. If there is anyone in that room more selfishly focused on their pleasure, it is me. That is why I could not be in a relationship with a woman, I just don't have the work ethic of men that have been in my bed. Men fucking rock on that front. Damn impressive to me.

You have chosen well!

 

[Diosax]

I have to say this doesn't match my life experience. I have only seen that in like one man I've been with and my experience isn't exactly limited. I've found men pride themselves on a job well done. They seem to really want to make me happy. It keeps women coming back after all. If there is anyone in that room more selfishly focused on their pleasure, it is me. That is why I could not be in a relationship with a woman, I just don't have the work ethic of men that have been in my bed. Men fucking rock on that front. Damn impressive to me.

Statistically speaking it is most women's experience though. That's good that it hasn't been your experience. I've had a combination of both.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Men who have not participated, the time is now!
https://bdsmtest.org/select-mode

 

[Cotswolds]

You brat!

Also you didn't share your dbsm results. @hotoldrguy wth be an equal opportunity and remind the men too!!

My results? wasn't aware of my obligation. Is this enforced, would I be punished if I didn't submit?......please?