Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Hate to bring up old stuff but..

It's not funny if you're the only one who understands the joke

Just googled it, I think it's a Jeep thing. So he and two other people (one being @crazychemgirl) would get it.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Oh in that case, squirt in my direction

At your service milady *aims gun in your direction*

...hang on a sec, petals are jammi- there we go!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You wish you had a virgin.

Had a girlfriend really in to that. Not really my thing, but I get it.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

and now this is in my head

awwwww, hell naw Anja! Why? Why would you do that to us?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You wish you had a virgin.

Actually no. Hubby and I were both virgins. Was telling someone last night what a hot mess we were the first time. Hadn't even kissed another person before. We laugh about it now, but all the fumbling and awkwardness was NOT fun.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

At your service milady *aims gun in your direction*

...hang on a sec, petals are jammi- there we go!

"Petals"? Are we talking about a gun or your lady flower???

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I was going to give you @SirConradPeckereye's "tip", just the tip!

You can't just whore me out like that!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

and now this is in my head

Didn't even click and it's in my head.

 

[Diosax]

Where is @hotoldrguy today? Wakey wakey!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You can't just whore me out like that!

I can and I will and you'll like it! (channeling @Diosax and the other dommes here)

 

[AmberLGreen]

I tried that and you yelled at me!

I asked for a squirt and you gave me a jet wash

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

"Petals"? Are we talking about a gun or your lady flower???

Shhhhh... all that matters is that I'm squirting

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I can and I will and you'll like it! (channeling @Diosax and the other dommes here)

Did you stomp your feet and pout when you said this?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Where is @hotoldrguy today? Wakey wakey!

Good day all. I have been trying to catch up! Then I finally catch up to find the thread has now moved to a new thread and now I finally caught up on the new thread...

 

[Diosax]

I can and I will and you'll like it! (channeling @Diosax and the other dommes here)

You might want to add a little slap with that.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Good day all. I have been trying to catch up! Then I finally catch up to find the thread has now moved to a new thread and now I finally caught up on the new thread...

You must be exhausted. Want me to help you lay down for a nap?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I asked for a squirt and you gave me a jet wash

I drank a lot of OJ that day! Sorry! Sheesh!

Did you stomp your feet and pout when you said this?

*looking around for cameras* No... why you asking that?

 

[amanuk]

CHAOS CAFE

A place to meet with regulars
Or welcome someone new
A different menu every day
There will be something there for you (by AmberLGreen)

Rules:
#1 BE KIND
#2 Assume others are coming from a place of kindness/joking
#3 Have fun

Thanks @cheekygirl75.

 

[Daisy_Love]

why would i do that to myself is the question before that though but to answer yours: why should i be the only one?

Sharing is caring

 

[hotoldrguy]

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance Thanks so much for creating the original thread. Most fun thread I have been a part of on LIT And all hail the new Chief @cheekygirl75

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance Thanks so much for creating the original thread. Most fun thread I have been a part of on LIT And all hail the new Chief @cheekygirl75

Apparently she gets a throne. Nope, I'm not bitter AT ALL.

 

[hotoldrguy]

You must be exhausted. Want me to help you lay down for a nap?

Sounds like a great idea

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I can and I will and you'll like it! (channeling @Diosax and the other dommes here)

I won't, I won't, I won't (channeling the BRATS here)View attachment 2162453

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Shhhhh... all that matters is that I'm squirting

No... DETAILS

 

[Diosax]

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance Thanks so much for creating the original thread. Most fun thread I have been a part of on LIT And all hail the new Chief @cheekygirl75

So should we start drinking already?
Fuck @Mo_Bandy you're rubbing off on me