I’m a Litster who…

I'm a lister whom - Likes my bacon medium to rare, however I'd never complain.
To capture my heart...a bacon sandwich with gallons of butter on yeasty bread.
 
I am a Lister who wishes he would find his wife on here one day, getting all freaky and telling him all about her boyfriend while online. Letting me know that tonight is the night she is bringing him home for our us moment.
 
I'm a Litster who is having a drink tonight. I don't often drink alcohol. Like, at all. But tonight definitely calls for one. Fuck this entire fucking day.
 
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