Jade's New Place

[thefishfryer]

If you're referring to women who are in porn, unless they're hiding their face somehow, that isn't going to work. And it would be shitty porn if everyone's faces were hidden, so what would be the point? I don't see how wearing something out of the ordinary is going to make them not be recognized.

I'm pretty sure there would be no one I know that would recognize me just by looking at my feet.

Now I find myself wondering what your feet look like.

I'm just perverse like that, I guess?

 

[JerseyJade]

Now I find myself wondering what your feet look like.

I'm just perverse like that, I guess?

https://i.imgur.com/h7suVa5.jpg

Here ya go!

 

[n8Romantic]

There's no way I would own or wear those shoes... or wear any kind of shoes when having sex.. so nope!

A-freakin'-men! How shoes and socks became standard issue porn sex wear is a total mystery to me. And who here, wears their shoes to bed?

 

[JerseyJade]

A-freakin'-men! How shoes and socks became standard issue porn sex wear is a total mystery to me. And who here, wears their shoes to bed?

Not me. I hate wearing shoes. I only wear them when I have to.

 

[tnman03]

Not me. I hate wearing shoes. I only wear them when I have to.

You'd rather have your toes buried in the sand at the beach wouldn't you JJ?

 

[JerseyJade]

You'd rather have your toes buried in the sand at the beach wouldn't you JJ?

Yes!

 

[KayleePie]

https://i.imgur.com/h7suVa5.jpg

Here ya go!

I recognize that foot

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I recognize that foot

Is she ticklish? If I tickle her feet, will she pee?

 

[JerseyJade]

Is she ticklish? If I tickle her feet, will she pee?

No, I won't pee, but you might get bitch slapped if you try.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

No, I won't pee, but you might get bitch slapped if you try.

I think I could take you. You aint that tough.

 

[JerseyJade]

I think I could take you. You aint that tough.

Well I can also run pretty fast barefoot too, so there's that.

 

[snap16]

No, I won't pee, but you might get bitch slapped if you try.

Stop teasing everyone. Your next gif should be someone tickling your feet and you bitch slapping them. Classic JJ

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Well I can also run pretty fast barefoot too, so there's that.

You know I would never and that you would never have to.

 

[JerseyJade]

Stop teasing everyone. Your next gif should be someone tickling your feet and you bitch slapping them. Classic JJ

Eww, no way!

 

[JerseyJade]

I’m so ready for that clean the house with the door open, blastin' music, barbecuing,
sitting on the porch watching the kids play type of weather to get here.

Bring it on Spring & Summer!​

 

[muddler35]

I’m ready for that mow the lawn, standing in the yard watering it by hand, drinking beer, yelling at the kids to stay the hell off my grass type of weather to get here.

Bah. Seasons. Who needs them?

 

[JerseyJade]

I’m ready for that mow the lawn, standing in the yard watering it by hand, drinking beer, yelling at the kids to stay the hell off my grass type of weather to get here.

Bah. Seasons. Who needs them?

Oh, so you're one of THOSE kinda neighbors, huh?

 

[muddler35]

Perhaps. I mean I may get my mail wearing Bermuda shorts with black socks and sandals and call the hoa three times a day, but you won’t find any crabgrass in my yard!

 

[JerseyJade]

Perhaps. I mean I may get my mail wearing Bermuda shorts with black socks and sandals and call the hoa three times a day, but you won’t find any crabgrass in my yard!

Lol

Hey, thanks for visual. Now I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

 

[muddler35]

I actually did have a neighbor like that once. He would go around spewing his misery on everyone. Who has that kind of time and energy?

 

[JerseyJade]

I actually did have a neighbor like that once. He would go around spewing his misery on everyone. Who has that kind of time and energy?

I know a few of them here on Lit.

 

[muddler35]

I know a few of them here on Lit.

You mean me don’t you? It’s okay. You can say it. Now get the hell off my lawn!

 

[JerseyJade]

You mean me don’t you? It’s okay. You can say it. Now get the hell off my lawn!

Noooooo, not YOU!

 

[muddler35]

And careful of the gnomes on the way out!

 

[JerseyJade]

And careful of the gnomes on the way out!

I gnome.