Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[fsa52]

She went down on him during the game,
Her head in his lap, what a dame!
The crowd looked to see,
Their dates said, do me!

No others got served, What a shame!

 

[MisterTom]

She only fucked guys with a high IQ

 

[LAHomedog]

She fucked guys with a high IQ,
Because the studs knew what to do

 

[fsa52]

She fucked guys with a high IQ,
Because the studs knew what to do

She relished their brains

 

[LAHomedog]

She fucked guys with a high IQ,
Because the studs knew what to do
She relished their brains,
And how their cock drains,

 

[fsa52]

She fucked guys with a high IQ,
Because the studs knew what to do
She relished their brains,
And how their cock drains,

Her passion engaged quite a few.

 

[LAHomedog]

he fucked guys with a high IQ,
Because the studs knew what to do
She relished their brains,
And how their cock drains,
Her passion engaged quite a few.

 

[LAHomedog]

Men loved her breasts. He loved the rest.

 

[fsa52]

Men loved her breasts. He loved the rest.

He often claimed, “She’s the best!”

 

[LAHomedog]

Men loved her breasts. He loved the rest.
He often claimed, “She’s the best!”
He love her for her,

 

[fsa52]

Men loved her breasts. He loved the rest.
He often claimed, “She’s the best!”
He loved her for her,

Of that he was sure

 

[LAHomedog]

Men loved her breasts. He loved the rest.
He often claimed, “She’s the best!”
He loved her for her,
Of that he was sure,
And they both knew that they were blessed.

 

[AlexBailey]

Her clitoris ached for a licking

 

[MisterTom]

Her clitoris ached for a licking
My beard with saliva started dripping
She spread her legs wide

 

[AlexBailey]

Her clitoris ached for a licking
My beard with saliva started dripping
She spread her legs wide
I tongued her inside

 

[MisterTom]

She fucked him cos he paid for dinner

 

[fsa52]

She fucked him cos he paid for dinner

She thought that made him a winner

 

[LAHomedog]

She fucked him cos he paid for dinner
She thought that made him a winner
But the Desert dissapointed


***** I don't know how to follow an eight syllable 3rd line. ****

 

[MisterTom]

She fucked him cos he paid for dinner
She thought that made him a winner
When it came to the tip

 

[LAHomedog]

She fucked him cos he paid for dinner
She thought that made him a winner
When it came to the tip,
She let the news slip,

 

[fsa52]

She fucked him cos he paid for dinner
She thought that made him a winner
When it came to the tip,
She let the news slip,

No cock could be any thinner!

 

[MisterTom]

He fucked her hard from behind

 

[fsa52]

He fucked her hard from behind

He did it to help him unwind.

 

[LAHomedog]

He fucked her hard from behind
He did it to help him unwind.
He fingered her clit,

 

[fsa52]

He fucked her hard from behind
He did it to help him unwind.
He fingered her clit,

Then licked it a bit