What Are You Nosey About Today?? 🦝

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dude, anatomy comic books were super helpful

Yes indeed, but the tick thumbs and fingers make the experience less than ideal in text. Lots of typos. Now I have been told my phone sex game is next level.

 

[Jd192235]

I’m having visuals of this.

And I like it.


Go forth and get your e-bones on while I creep out over here watching you all.

Pulpy gets the spreadsheet, rain oversees festivities, maybe offers suggestions
And fara goes around bugging people.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I will wait with you, for the Creamer of Cunts.

Who ?

PLP is the creamer of cunts? I mean, it does make sense.

 

[Cogan]

It’s a shame very few of them jump in when their bros are being deplorable though.

The behaviour you walk past is the behaviour you accept and all that.

I couldn't agree more, but in the end I had to block a few when I tried. People behind their keyboard are not fun.........
Some I've reported so they were banned, but they can always start new accounts.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Who ?

PLP is the creamer of cunts? I mean, it does make sense.

I accept this title.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I accept this title.

I have now contributed to Literotica history. *bows*

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Sorry to puss in your Cheerios, but I coined the phrase, and it was bestowed by me upon the elusive, but always sexy, MilesLong.

Do you cream cunts though?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Nope, but he sure did, back in the day. He was ready to kill me when I gave him that moniker.

Oooh you gave it to him! I was confused.

Well as he's no longer here, I'm taking the title and if he wants it back he'll have to come claim it.

 

[Xerxes82]

Xeres and ydahecknot are e-boning???!

Woohoo! I'm gettin' some.

And, honestly, I could do worse.

*saunters away humming 'The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow'*

 

[Tampafel]

I will wait with you, for the Creamer of Cunts.

Is the Creamer of Cunts dairy or non-dairy?
Does it come in different flavors?
How many carbs are in a serving?

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I am nosey about why BadAmy is showing as a 'guest' and has no profile anymore. I am also concerned. I don't want to invade anyones privacy but I am fond of her so...

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I’m trying to go through the archives of my entire Lit experience and tally the e-bones based on the new and agreed legal definition (as passed in this place on this day).


I’m nosey if you know your tally of e-bones? (Tally is a fun word isn’t it?) I digress.

Do you know your count, do you remember them all do you think? Would you be happy if your count was known? What about if the fact you were in someone’s count was common knowledge?

I flirt with many and I’ve chatted (mostly briefly) with hundreds in the last few years, but actual e-boning has been very few tbh. I don’t know the exact tally, but I don’t just e-bone anyone. Well, I have in a weak moment of horniness, but that’s normal, right? I prefer to have an emotional connection with someone and those are sometimes hard to come by.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I am nosey about why BadAmy is showing as a 'guest' and has no profile anymore. I am also concerned. I don't want to invade anyones privacy but I am fond of her so...

I'm not sure what you are seeing. But I see her just fine.
https://www.***********/s/dk769jx4ozc5k9g/Screenshot_20210813-083627_Samsung Internet.jpg?dl=0

 

[LikeableMe]

I'm not sure what you are seeing. But I see her just fine.
https://www.***********/s/dk769jx4ozc5k9g/Screenshot_20210813-083627_Samsung Internet.jpg?dl=0

Could it be her old account causing confusion? I remember she left and came back, under the same name

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I am nosey about why BadAmy is showing as a 'guest' and has no profile anymore. I am also concerned. I don't want to invade anyones privacy but I am fond of her so...

There is an old account I think

 

[SassySheDevil]

Could it be her old account causing confusion? I remember she left and came back, under the same name

Yes. Good thinking.

 

[ydahecnot]

Xeres and ydahecknot are e-boning???!

Nevyn may have a point on the sexting typo issue. Or Fara’s getting her wine on early.

Woohoo! I'm gettin' some.

And, honestly, I could do worse.

*saunters away humming 'The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow'*

Hey, if I’d DL for anyone…

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I'm not sure what you are seeing. But I see her just fine.
https://www.***********/s/dk769jx4ozc5k9g/Screenshot_20210813-083627_Samsung Internet.jpg?dl=0

Could it be her old account causing confusion? I remember she left and came back, under the same name

There is an old account I think

Yes. Good thinking.

I'm just glad that she is okay. This is enough for me.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Funny, not so funny, story. That dude actually left his family for some random chick he e-boned right here on Lit.
So, take the judgey with a grain of salt, and always consider the source.

Can I just clarify something here. That guy didn’t leave his family for somebody he e-boned on here. His wife kicked his needy, desperate, disrespectful, whiney, unmanly arse out of the door before she even knew about him being on Lit. He went running to that woman because she was the unfortunate one he was e-boning at that particular time. If she had kicked his arse to the kerb a couple of weeks before or a couple of weeks later it would have been somebody different that he tried running to. But now she is stuck with him and he is stuck with her so every cloud has a silver lining.

And can I add I am not part of a clique but still waiting for the story and I think I missed the Lit Bitch ritual again but I bet Amy ate all the jello.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm nosey about the trench my neighbor is digging in his backyard. But since that has nothing to do with anyone smushing genitals together (either in-person or online), I'm not sure this is actually the right thread for that.

 

[ydahecnot]

I'm nosey about the trench my neighbor is digging in his backyard. But since that has nothing to do with anyone smushing genitals together (either in-person or online), I'm not sure this is actually the right thread for that.

Mass burial?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm nosey about the trench my neighbor is digging in his backyard. But since that has nothing to do with anyone smushing genitals together (either in-person or online), I'm not sure this is actually the right thread for that.

Depends if he is digging the trench because he is a necro

 

[AZDryHeat]

Ebone him. Ebone her. EBone whomever. Don't we sound like a gathering of oversexed, narcissistic teenagers who have discovered a new word to upset our parents? Haven't we anything better to occupy our minds and hands? Well . . . Maybe we don't.

 

[Mei5ter]

I'm nosey about the trench my neighbor is digging in his backyard. But since that has nothing to do with anyone smushing genitals together (either in-person or online), I'm not sure this is actually the right thread for that.

Well, apparently the Incas used to stop their children wandering off during the day by digging a pit or trench, too deep for them to climb out of, and plonking them in it.

You don't live next to somewhere called Inca Daycare, LLC by any chance?

 

[Texastuffbbc]

So … okay all of the above are parts of the e-bone process?

If I get to first base with you, per NRJs system, we’ve e-boned?

This doesn’t seem right…

Well I am not eboning on the regular bases on that. I am still in the dugout hoping to get in the game. Lol