What is your morning routine?

[PMarky]

When need to empty bladder and daylight coincide I get up. After that it is pretty much the same routine - piss, put on kettle, check head for evidence of over indulgence the night before, turn on computer, refer to several people on Facebook as morons, make coffee, and then start work. After about two hours I usually realize that I have not had breakfast, showered, or got dressed, so I finally get around to doing those. Pre-covid schedule was the same.

 

[EnglishStud]

That's why it took you so long bringing my coffee to bed.

I always make sure I empty up you first you greedy bitch

 

[HisArpy]

I post 20 times a day, you ain't special, Rapey. Here's what's more telling - you talk about me all of the time whereas I only acknowledge your ineptitude.

Also, you're missing a comma, stupid.

Lol. It's not like I didn't say I was only half trying.


Where the hell is rorbags with his daily pist count stats? 20 posts a day? What a blabberfinger...

 

[pointless]

of course i'm kidding. that would take far longer than a couple of hours.

 

[Rightguide]

Up between 4 and 5am. Into the bathroom for the morning routine. Dress according to the plan of the day. Start my coffee machine. Feed the dog. With coffee in hand it's down the hall to my office to check the mail and take care of any pending business. That done. I might spend some time online checking the news, making calls, or I might come in here to wreck Luk. When done, or bored with that, I'll walk across the yard to my shop and get busy on any of several projects I have going on in there. Depending on what time it is I might jump into my truck and drive into town for breakfast or lunch.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Somewhere in there I find the time to let luk know he'll always be in my thoughts

I might come in here to wreck Luk.

You *might* not be vetteman but that ain't true either.

Did you two nudge each other this morning and discuss Luk?

 

[rockcasbah]

luk is needier today than usual.

Dolf, send him a tampon.

 

[Comshaw]

To add:
I also come in here sometimes twixt the shower and the walk to the barn to watch the pissing contests. 'Got a whiteboard set up with names and columns to keep track of the score. It's an entertaining sport that's fer sure.

Comshaw

 

[LukSkyFokker]

luk is needier today than usual.

Dolf, send him a tampon.

Needy? Needier than using an alt to win the ISO thread? Needy enough to make my own ISO thread because I'm a useless loser?

I need to know my level of neediness, lil lace.

 

[Sean]

5.50am Three alarm clocks go off. Hit snooze on two of them and cancel on t'other.
6.am Drag myself out of bed and into the bog.
6.15 Tea and a fag. Read the news on the beeb.
get dressed
6.40 go to work.

 

[Buterscotchh]

My alarm goes off and I tell it to be quiet for another 10 minutes. I then stumble my way to the bathroom to pee. I then wake up the dogs and let them outside to do their business as well. Downstairs for stretches and attempting to wake up for about thirty minutes. Then off to shower. Get done and feed the dogs and take medicine. Time for clothes, makeup and hair. Then I go and throw pillows at my husband until he wakes up. Make a breakfast smoothies and then out the door to work.

 

[silver gurl]

Bathroom hygiene
Coffee
Feed dogs
Do my hair. While doing hair I check in here to see what everyone is bitching about. And then, out the door

 

[HisArpy]

You *might* not be vetteman but that ain't true either.

Did you two nudge each other this morning and discuss Luk?

We posted the day's itineray on www.luk's-a-fucking-moron.alt.


So far you've managed to let us check off 3 items on the daily list of you being an idjit.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

We posted the day's itineray on www.luk.org.

Admitting that you're obsessed with Luk isn't a very good defense, "counselor."

 

[HisArpy]

Admitting that you're obsessed with Luk isn't a very good defense, "counselor."

^ has to do an internet wide vanity search to justify his neediness. And STILL gets it wrong.

 

[rockcasbah]

morning routine:

- mom wakes me up
- light bong
- do vanity search
- read how many times i've been made fun of since passing out
- light bong
- tell mom i'm too busy to shower
- post crazed replies to overnight posts
- do another vanity search
- cold pizza, catch bus to copy shop

sounds about right

 

[juttjaw]

I wake up whenever I wake up. Stumble around for about an hour. Decide what I have time to do before I get called for work. Sometimes, I wait around all day for the phone to ring. Sometimes, it doesn't ring and I get to do it all over again. Sometimes it rings in the morning. Sometimes, it rings in the afternoon. Sometimes it rings in the evening. Most times, it rings at night. Then I get to work all night and into the next morning. Then repeat.. Repeat.. Repeat.. Repeat... Soon, you no longer have a morning, afternoon or night. Soon, you no longer have time, or days, or months. Soon, you adopted my motto. Eat when you're hungry, sleep when you're tired, spend time with those important when you can and forget about the rest of the world. You now live on railroad time.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

^ has to do an internet wide vanity search to justify his neediness. And STILL gets it wrong.

sounds about right

See, losers, Luk doesn't have to vanity search because Luk knows at least one of you pathetic trolls will have multiple shitpists about Luk before Luk even wakes up. Luk owns you in his sleep.

 

[girlsmiley]

3.30 wake up
3.31 ooh boobs
3.32 kisses and cuddles
3.40 stretch and warm up in the shower
4.00 tea and toast and vitamins
4.30 go to work
5.00 wish I was still in bed with boobs

 

[Rightguide]

You *might* not be vetteman but that ain't true either.

Did you two nudge each other this morning and discuss Luk?

But for my dog, I live alone. Have you seen a shrink yet about that "vetteman" psychosis?

 

[Rightguide]

luk is needier today than usual.

Dolf, send him a tampon.

^^^

Putting forth an alternative type of "string" theory.

 

[DeluxAuto]

1. About a half a glass of water
2. Leak
3. Put on coffee then brush my teeth
4. Drink coffee read/listen to the morning's news
5. Expel the stomach demons
6. Handful of granola and a banana
7. Depending on the day, office or stay in PJs.

 

[Cubantripod]

Wake up, yell at the kids until they crawl out of bed. Get dressed, make coffee and breakfast. Yell at the kids a little more to hurry up, they're dragging ass because they wanted to stay up last night. Drop them off at school and fight traffic to work wondering the asshole in front of me got a license. Then when I get to work, figure out how the idiot that must have naked pics of the boss is going to fuck up today.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Wake up, yell at the kids until they crawl out of bed. Get dressed, make coffee and breakfast. Yell at the kids a little more to hurry up, they're dragging ass because they wanted to stay up last night. Drop them off at school and fight traffic to work wondering the asshole in front of me got a license. Then when I get to work, figure out how the idiot that must have naked pics of the boss is going to fuck up today.

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[Champakian]

Horrible movie.

It featured Jim Harrison's book. That redeemed the whole movie.