Dear Litster, once more

[Deleted member 5521640]

Dear Old Me,

Hi.

Yours,
Fara

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Dear Old Me. Missed you and glad to welcome back New Me.

Smiling

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Lit Ladies,

Beware of Alts, double posters, and guys using fake pics to lure you in.

Yours
Fara

Dear Fara,

I have a hard core, ironclad screening/vetting process. Lots of hoops to jump through. Background checks, drug screens, live video verification. They ain’t gettin in these panties until I know they’re legit.

Signed,
The naughty HR Lady

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Lit Ladies,

Beware of Alts, double posters, and guys using fake pics to lure you in.

Yours
Fara

Dear Fara,

With guys, I usually start with sharing something like this with them. And that normally scares off most of the fakers.

Those that remain get subjected to my "intense" vetting process (not recommended for those with weak hearts or underlying health conditions).

Sincerely,

Still single (and not sure why )

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Dear Fara,

With guys, I usually start with sharing something like this with them. And that normally scares off most of the fakers.

Those that remain get subjected to my "intense" vetting process (not recommended for those with weak hearts or underlying health conditions).

Sincerely,

Still single (and not sure why )

Oh no, sooooo scary

 

[Trekka]

Dear I-Hope-You’re-Lurking Litster,

If anything could possibly reel you back in, it’s the story of how the Viking asked me to marry him.

Sincerely,
Hopeful Bait-Laying Litster

 

[JediSurfer]

Dear Lit,

Why all the drama?

Sincerely,
Trying to avoid it.

 

[TheOriginalSA]

Dear Lit,

Why all the drama?

Sincerely,
Trying to avoid it.

Everytime I see a post like this, from anyone, I always wonder what happened lol. I have no idea what drama is going on, probably better not knowing. Peace of mind is priceless

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear in and out Litster,

I'm sorry if that seemed cold, but I warned you when we started talking again that I didn't have the strength or desire to chase anyone anymore. I told you that when you came back.. again. I wouldn't chase you if you left again. And I didn't. I will always enjoy you. But I just don't have the strength or desire to chase anyone who doesn't want to be there. You're still hot as fuck though.

Sincerely,

Always cares, but can't chase anymore.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear Moist Bitch,

What makes you so moist?

Sign,
A Humble Student

P.S. I thought women hated that word?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear Mrs Baseball Cleavage,

How did you get the name "Science Bitch"?

Signed,
Eager Student

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear Cavewoman,

Please, clear your inbox.

Signed
bored Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hello, Daddy? Yes, I'd like to place an order, please.

I'd like one mind fuck. Extra large.
One dick fuck. Whatever size you have available.
One side order of shame sauce.
One breeding. No, better make that two.
And can I get sample sizes of breath play and face slapping? I don't want to order a full portion until I know if I like it.
Oh yeah, and for dessert I'd like all the pretty words. Mine, good girl, I'm proud of you, get down here and suck my dick, bend the fuck over and prepare to be violated you needy tart.

You know what I like.

Signed,
Stop pissing around, get your ass over here and make me cum some more, dammit.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hello, Daddy? Yes, I'd like to place an order, please.

I'd like one mind fuck. Extra large.
One dick fuck. Whatever size you have available.
One side order of shame sauce.
One breeding. No, better make that two.
And can I get sample sizes of breath play and face slapping? I don't want to order a full portion until I know if I like it.
Oh yeah, and for dessert I'd like all the pretty words. Mine, good girl, I'm proud of you, get down here and suck my dick, bend the fuck over and prepare to be violated you needy tart.

You know what I like.

Signed,
Stop pissing around, get your ass over here and make me cum some more, dammit.

I love this!!!

 

[BadAmy]

Hello, Daddy? Yes, I'd like to place an order, please.

I'd like one mind fuck. Extra large.
One dick fuck. Whatever size you have available.
One side order of shame sauce.
One breeding. No, better make that two.
And can I get sample sizes of breath play and face slapping? I don't want to order a full portion until I know if I like it.
Oh yeah, and for dessert I'd like all the pretty words. Mine, good girl, I'm proud of you, get down here and suck my dick, bend the fuck over and prepare to be violated you needy tart.

You know what I like.

Signed,
Stop pissing around, get your ass over here and make me cum some more, dammit.

Stealing this.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Dear P. Tart

Sometimes, the sun comes out and smiles and thoughts just happen.

Marc. O

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear Gretchen Litster,

Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen!

Signed,

I'm not usually a mean girl but...

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

Cake

Litster

 

[blulilacgrl]

Litster,

Cake

Litster

Dear deranged Litster...

Pie. Every damn day of the week.

Sincerely,

A Tart Litster

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

Dear Theodosia, what to say to you?
You have my eyes, you have your mother's name
When you came into the world, you cried
And it broke my heart

I'm dedicating every day to you
Domestic life was never quite my style
When you smile, you knock me out, I fall apart
And I thought I was so smart


XO,
A. Burr

 

[Chillygirl]

Dear Litster,

What the fuck? Seriously?!

Sincerely,

Frustrated and confused

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

Dear P.EllePee,

It's the perfect song to have stuck in your head.

You're welcome!

Sincerely,
S.P. Lace

 

[barefootgirl69]

Bear,

I know that was you. You are still my heart.

Our dreams are still the same.

Always,

Yours

 

[Justis]

Dear Lister,

When did your vision get so clouded?

Sincerely

Wake the fuck up Lister.

 

[Justis]

Dear Impalot,

Thank you for always putting a smile on my face when I most need it.

Gratefully

Your lucky friend.