The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: Between a Lime and a Hard Place

[FataMorgana]

It's going to be fucking 30 again here next week.

 

[rockcasbah]

Come on let's nuke this thread.

You don’t need your beauty rest, my cumquat, but I want you fresh for morning.

 

[FataMorgana]

I'm tired of limes. I want sodomy!

 

[butters]

It's going to be fucking 30 again here next week.

it's mid 80's, with a feels like of 97 with the humidity. it's heavy, grey, and really? how much longer can the water stay suspended before dropping out of the sky? kinda thing

 

[FataMorgana]

it's mid 80's, with a feels like of 97 with the humidity. it's heavy, grey, and really? how much longer can the water stay suspended before dropping out of the sky? kinda thing

In other news my stairs carpet is coming Tuesday. Excited!

And my mum's results were negative today thank god. Bad news is the place will probably be locked down for the rest of the year including Christmas.

 

[FataMorgana]

Who's having me for Christmas!!

 

[jaF0]

just waiting for the rain

Eyes south for Sally.

 

[butters]

In other news my stairs carpet is coming Tuesday. Excited!

And my mum's results were negative today thank god. Bad news is the place will probably be locked down for the rest of the year including Christmas.

good

and better than good news
sorry to hear that but if it keeps her safe right now...

 

[jaF0]

Who's having me for Christmas!!

Ummmm.....

 

[FataMorgana]

good

and better than good news
sorry to hear that but if it keeps her safe right now...

Yep. I was shitting it in the week a bit with three staff positive but looks like they dodged a massive bullet. Testing needs to speed the fuck up, especially for keyworkers at least.

 

[FataMorgana]

Ummmm.....

Okay you spoke up first. I'll be there Christmas Eve. With three cats.

 

[rockcasbah]

Who's having me for Christmas!!

Mr Hanky!

 

[FataMorgana]

Mr Hanky!

No idea who that is.

 

[rockcasbah]

No idea who that is.

Mr hanky, the christmas poo!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mr_hankey_the_xmas_poo.jpg

 

[FataMorgana]

Mr hanky, the christmas poo!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mr_hankey_the_xmas_poo.jpg

You're not Lance.

 

[Adre]

Who's having me for Christmas!!

I have Stilton, Jamison’s, and nude photos of Kate Bush.

 

[butters]

I have Stilton, Jamison’s, and nude photos of Kate Bush.

now that's just underhand

 

[FataMorgana]

I have Stilton, Jamison’s, and nude photos of Kate Bush.

Fuck Christmas, I'm coming now.

 

[Adre]

now that's just underhand

Art of the Deal

 

[neci]

are we rushing this?

 

[Adre]

Fuck Christmas, I'm coming now.

Double entendres!

 

[neci]

i just poured myself a whiskey. lets burn this bitch to the ground.

 

[FataMorgana]

are we rushing this?

I was cos I fancied the sodomy but I've been distracted by Hacksaw Ridge now.

 

[neci]

fata - please keep the love showers over there.

 

[FataMorgana]

i just poured myself a whiskey. lets burn this bitch to the ground.

Fuck you Hacksaw Minge, Neci is getting masterful.