What do you NOT TRUST?

[KinkyLaughs]

Americans

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Moscow Mitch

 

[hotoldrguy]

People you just met that say "trust me"
Automatic anything
any politician
..oh and clowns...yeah clowns for sure the sneaky bastards

 

[hotoldrguy]

Switches.

electric or BDSM?

 

[hotoldrguy]

The latter.

I confess I have had issues with electric switches
https://www.iainclaridge.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tumblr_nozk0taCLX1u7t71ro1_400.gif

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Switches.

Except for me though, right?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Switches.

electric or BDSM?

I was thinking those switches mom would make me go get because I was in trouble.

There was a time I was gone for an hour and came back with a dinky switch about 10 inches long.

I was really in trouble then...but, I still laugh about it!

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Cruise addicts

 

[sneb]

My ability to successfully lock my apartment door, every-time I step out.

 

[Bewleybrother]

A gift horse

 

[devilish_desires_couple]

The alarm on my phone.

 

[Cyberbella]

Most people on Lit lol

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Cyberbella.

 

[Xerxes82]

Coincidences. Particularly repeated examples of the same supposed coincidence.

 

[ElizaBennet33]

Cockroaches. Creepy little bastards. They appear out of nowhere. You see one and apparently it means there are hundreds more lurking about.

They run at super normal speed and they can fly - wtf?

Nothing seems to kill them. NOTHING. Well, unless you can get close enough to step on it which I will not do because that crunch sound....yuck, yuck, yuck.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

People in general.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Apostrophes

 

[Deacon_Voss]

They are like teeny tiny penises.

Yeah, always hanging around, looking to get in between shit.

 

[barefootgirl69]

People who seem to be too nice.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Vegetable based products that claim to have the same flavor as meat.

 

[Orchidea73]

Vegetable based products that claim to have the same flavor as meat.

I just had an orgasm reading that. Damn you!

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I just had an orgasm reading that. Damn you!

You may want to get that checked out. Doesn’t seem normal to me. Lol!

 

[Orchidea73]

You may want to get that checked out. Doesn’t seem normal to me. Lol!

Absolutely. First thing tomorrow. Thanks for the advice.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Feeling comfortable. I'm bound to fuck THAT up somehow.

(Evergreen post)

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Fox news.