Everybody Wants Some

[catherinewheel77]

Ms. Wheeler has pointed out nobody out nobody wants to see my ass.

Stalemate.

It’s okay.

For my next experiment, working volcano.

Or light through a prism.

What the?? When have I ever denounced your super fine ass?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Seriously, they’re awfully uncomfortable. Try it out for yourself.

Har! I once tried wearing a girlfriend's thong. Why would you do that to yourself?

 

[hotwords229_A]

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-X_v76QSaV1E/Vd0pm2W8fwI/AAAAAAADOkw/rdo1z5XP15Y/s850-Ic42/M7.jpg

This had to have been invented by a woman to get revenge!

 

[catherinewheel77]

^I just don’t see you in Smurf blue, HotWang.

 

[hotwords229_A]

^I just don’t see you in Smurf blue, HotWang.

Not my style at all. I’d rather go without than having all my stuff yanked to the side.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Not my style at all. I’d rather go without than having all my stuff yanked to the side.

Plus, something tells me you’d require more...coverage than that fella.

 

[catherinewheel77]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/1addd1571d62ed8df32b683c7b02f82d/cba68dd0f9222618-d3/s500x750/82fdb7a10e610887c685e0291f063043654d933d.jpg

 

[catherinewheel77]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/b1d0e31fe2fabfd8ee6ea350dcb10666/tumblr_pc8aajQ9f81umd8wto1_500.jpg

 

[neakman]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/b1d0e31fe2fabfd8ee6ea350dcb10666/tumblr_pc8aajQ9f81umd8wto1_500.jpg

I don't remember you having such dark nails that day CW.....

 

[catherinewheel77]

I don't remember you having such dark nails that day CW.....

That’s because your eyes were rolled back in your head.

 

[LupineOne]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/1addd1571d62ed8df32b683c7b02f82d/cba68dd0f9222618-d3/s500x750/82fdb7a10e610887c685e0291f063043654d933d.jpg

Goddamn that's sexy!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Plus, something tells me you’d require more...coverage than that fella.

Well, I will now.

 

[neakman]

That’s because your eyes were rolled back in your head.

every time......

 

[catherinewheel77]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/854a8f7dd64aad706f07ffaa6b5ba3a5/tumblr_ofrs8rdDEc1vfxziro1_400.gifv

 

[catherinewheel77]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/4be3334e4ec3ca97636d73ea498406ad/tumblr_pkzt0lOgt51v5rfu4o1_500.gifv

 

[catherinewheel77]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/dc2b6ef2a4b1216520802f1e0b4d7a46/tumblr_p6ruo3xAYd1qzux4zo1_500.gifv

 

[default24]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/4be3334e4ec3ca97636d73ea498406ad/tumblr_pkzt0lOgt51v5rfu4o1_500.gifv

There's a look in her eyes of 'what are you doing?' right at the beginning. Then her face lights up. THAT'S sexy

 

[catherinewheel77]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/c2f5d1ec4fb9fe38c931455bb47d7e66/1fa9d3f81780630f-fe/s400x600/04fd97315ece4c3e0dfb2382e3ab0923befdf206.gifv
M’kay

 

[catherinewheel77]

There's a look in her eyes of 'what are you doing?' right at the beginning. Then her face lights up. THAT'S sexy

He knows how to properly kiss too.

 

[default24]

He knows how to properly kiss too.

Like that hand placement do ya?

 

[catherinewheel77]

Like that hand placement do ya?

Affirmative.

 

[catherinewheel77]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/2a7ae21c269fe746b153b38fd3b8bc48/tumblr_n62mhr2ryc1s33cvuo1_540.jpg

 

[catherinewheel77]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/5df5f92efacfa535514a40fc473c8d81/tumblr_o0bdz2bT4u1speljpo1_400.gif

 

[OGMG]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/2a7ae21c269fe746b153b38fd3b8bc48/tumblr_n62mhr2ryc1s33cvuo1_540.jpg

mmhmm

 

[neakman]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/5df5f92efacfa535514a40fc473c8d81/tumblr_o0bdz2bT4u1speljpo1_400.gif

I do remember being told it was important to keep your shaft lubricated.....
little did I know.