Cyberbella's Boudoir

[Cyberbella]

I’m going to Trader Joe’s for almond butter. I’m picky and to me theirs is the best. Picking up some dinner at the Cheesecake Factory too.

 

[DarkSimian]

I’m going to Trader Joe’s for almond butter. I’m picky and to me theirs is the best. Picking up some dinner at the Cheesecake Factory too.

I just got back from the store; spent $122 dollars #bachelordiet

I once almost got kicked out of a Cheesecake Factory in Houston lol

 

[Cyberbella]

I just got back from the store; spent $122 dollars #bachelordiet

I once almost got kicked out of a Cheesecake Factory in Houston lol

Were you sticking that blue thing in your profile in the cheesecakes? That would do it. lol

 

[DarkSimian]

Were you sticking that blue thing in your profile in the cheesecakes? That would do it. lol

No, although that would do it.

I love seafood. I was telling the manager that I would even eat the Little Mermaid. He starts laughing, and tells me that they had a red-headed waitress named Ariel. She was not amused

 

[Cyberbella]

No, although that would do it.

I love seafood. I was telling the manager that I would even eat the Little Mermaid. He starts laughing, and tells me that they had a red-headed waitress named Ariel. She was not amused

Uh oh...yep that would do it.

 

[DarkSimian]

Uh oh...yep that would do it.

See, you can't take me out in public lol

 

[Cyberbella]

See, you can't take me out in public lol

lol you seem fun anyway

 

[DarkSimian]

lol you seem fun anyway

Oh, I would definitely keep you entertained

 

[Cyberbella]

Oh, I would definitely keep you entertained

lol I have no doubt!

 

[Cyberbella]

good evening to you

Afternoon!

 

[DarkSimian]

lol I have no doubt!

So; I have $100 and we can do anything you want tonight

What are we doing?

 

[Cyberbella]

So; I have $100 and we can do anything you want tonight

What are we doing?

Give me the $100. We’ll watch Netflicks and I’ll cook.

 

[DarkSimian]

Give me the $100. We’ll watch Netflicks and I’ll cook.

Ok. That was easy.

So Netflix and chill?

 

[Cyberbella]

Ok. That was easy.

So Netflix and chill?

Yep. Not much to do here in this quarantine.

 

[DarkSimian]

Yep. Not much to do here in this quarantine.

I'll bring the body condoms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVxSUz-Fk24

 

[Cyberbella]

I'll bring the body condoms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVxSUz-Fk24

lol HAWT

 

[DarkSimian]

lol HAWT

And afterwards we can cuddle

 

[Cyberbella]

No, no seriously...that would be hot. Body condoms that is. Lol

 

[DarkSimian]

No, no seriously...that would be hot. Body condoms that is. Lol

Esp. with this West Texas weather....95 today

 

[Cyberbella]

Esp. with this West Texas weather....95 today

Gracious! Rainy, muggy weather here.

 

[DarkSimian]

Gracious! Rainy, muggy weather here.

I would trade you

 

[Cyberbella]

I would trade you

It’s rained for days! I’m over it. lol

 

[DarkSimian]

It’s rained for days! I’m over it. lol

We could always meet somewhere it's not raining/ sweltering heat

 

[Cyberbella]

We could always meet somewhere it's not raining/ sweltering heat

I’m really not into going to Antarctica

 

[DarkSimian]

I’m really not into going to Antarctica

I hear the Bahamas are nice