Lord Pmann
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I’m set on boobs. Just flattery please.
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I’m set on boobs. Just flattery please.
85Ironman
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Wow.
That was a lot to unpack from yesterday.
Takeaways:
Hotwords is still funny.
Rapha still rocks a tux.
There is a demented subset of men who don't want sex with their pregnant wives.
Corbal thinks she stopped being a turbo cunt after she was done being pregnant.
Trekka is still my hero.
PMann is in need of enough therapy that he likely will qualify for a volume discount.
Did I miss anything?
That was a lot to unpack from yesterday.
Takeaways:
Hotwords is still funny.
Rapha still rocks a tux.
There is a demented subset of men who don't want sex with their pregnant wives.
Corbal thinks she stopped being a turbo cunt after she was done being pregnant.
Trekka is still my hero.
PMann is in need of enough therapy that he likely will qualify for a volume discount.
Did I miss anything?
numeniusa
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Good summary 
There are a lot of terms there I don't understand. Mucus plug.
Floating placenta. (Why does it float? I know what it is, and the general sequence, but floating? Must be a density thing?) Shitting... Tearing? TEARING???
I've (by choice) never been pregnant and hence never given birth. I've never heard about these ... aspects ... of childbirth before! I think there must be post partum conversations that women have which go like this:
Woman A: Did your xxxx xxxxxxx xxx?
Woman B: OMG, yes! It was so gross. I never knew that happened. Did you xxxx your xxxx afterwards?
Woman A: Ugh, yes. And my xxxx was completely xxxxxx. You?
Woman B: Oh yeah. I'll never xxxx again
But it only happens between women who have been through it. It must be a 'propagation of the species' thing. Don't frighten the nulligravidi...
There are a lot of terms there I don't understand. Mucus plug.
Floating placenta. (Why does it float? I know what it is, and the general sequence, but floating? Must be a density thing?) Shitting... Tearing? TEARING???I've (by choice) never been pregnant and hence never given birth. I've never heard about these ... aspects ... of childbirth before! I think there must be post partum conversations that women have which go like this:
Woman A: Did your xxxx xxxxxxx xxx?
Woman B: OMG, yes! It was so gross. I never knew that happened. Did you xxxx your xxxx afterwards?
Woman A: Ugh, yes. And my xxxx was completely xxxxxx. You?
Woman B: Oh yeah. I'll never xxxx again
But it only happens between women who have been through it. It must be a 'propagation of the species' thing. Don't frighten the nulligravidi...
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Orchidea73
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Not saying this is your case. But women do say that sometimes just to be done with you. Just saying.
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Not saying this is your case. But women do say that sometimes just to be done with you. Just saying.
..I was thinking the same thing
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Orchidea73
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I was thinking the same thing
An old trick. A classic. lol
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When my wife says "I'm good" it means "Shut up" or "Go away" or, "I'm good, seriously, I'm fucking good, go the fuck away"
Orchidea73
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It reminded me of a Seinfeld episode
Lord Pmann
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Not saying this is your case. But women do say that sometimes just to be done with you. Just saying.
I was thinking the same thing
You guys do realize I was being sarcastic, right? Sometimes I worry my dry delivery isn’t perceived as such. Oh well.
Lord Pmann
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Yesterday was interesting. I have one message for all of my haters. Fuck all y’all and the donkeys you rode in on! (It pains me to end that sentence in a preposition, but that’s the saying)
Anyway, I think we all realized one thing yesterday- I would be an amazing father. So, that leads to our daily question.
What’s something you wished your parents taught you as a kid or teen that they didn’t?
Also, bonus part... what’s something that your parents did that annoyed the shit out of you that you end up doing now?
Teach Your Children by Crosby, Stills and Nash
https://youtu.be/ztVaqZajq-I
Anyway, I think we all realized one thing yesterday- I would be an amazing father. So, that leads to our daily question.
What’s something you wished your parents taught you as a kid or teen that they didn’t?
Also, bonus part... what’s something that your parents did that annoyed the shit out of you that you end up doing now?
Teach Your Children by Crosby, Stills and Nash
https://youtu.be/ztVaqZajq-I
Sh75
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You guys do realize I was being sarcastic, right? Sometimes I worry my dry delivery isn’t perceived as such. Oh well.
Sometimes some jokes are easier to believe than others
Orchidea73
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You guys do realize I was being sarcastic, right? Sometimes I worry my dry delivery isn’t perceived as such. Oh well.
Oh course we do realize that. It was very subtle. Very British.
https://i.imgur.com/E3jePkQ.gifSometimes some jokes are easier to believe than others
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I wish that my parents had taught me about money. Budgeting. I was extremely frivolous in my teens when I commenced working. This continued into my 20s. I was never in debt, but I did live from pay check to pay check for a while.
I’ve made the conscious effort to not do anything that annoyed the shit out of me when I was a kid.
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Money, the last taboo. I'm a CPA so good with numbers and money. My parents never taught me to budget and as far as I can tell they never did it themselves. It's more rules of thumb. First frugality, the stories of about watching your money were a staple of the household. never teaching per se, but what we did every day. I was given a passbook savings account when I was five, and there was just this assumption that that the money only went one way.
A quick story to end so I stop rambling. We were shopping for a Christmas tree (Boston area), we find one we like. The guy names a price my father tells him it's too much. He says what, are you from Nova Socatia (land of frugality and Christmas trees), we look at him and laugh, because of course my father was.
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If I had feelings, this would have hurt them. Thankfully, my cunty-ness is strong today. Wanna have a fuckin' go there, IronMAN?
Also, I wish my parents didn't beat the feelings out of me. That would have been nice.
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Hmm. My parents did the best they could, but were ultra conservative. They taught me about the hardships of being a black man in America, but not about the good things of life. It’s because they were afraid for my existence, I know. I just wish there had been more good lessons mixed in there too.
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I wish my parents had taught me how (or given me the opportunity) to change my mind. They were very much 5-year-plan/make a decision and stick with it kind of people and never really taught the value of course correcting or changing direction. My dad was a military vet and his stance on showing emotion (or rather not showing it) has been a lesson that I've had to try to un-learn with only mild success.
When I was younger I would get so embarrassed by my parents' reaction to annoyances. I always thought they overreacted and didn't understand why they couldn't just "chill". Now I find myself making loud passive aggressive comments to people who leave their cart in the middle of the grocery isle.... my patience for stupidity and entitlement has definitely dwindled with age.
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I was really fortunate in my parents. Almost everything good about me is from them and the bad is my not acting on what I learned. I also don't have their toughness: the depression was hard school (so was WWII).
That said, because they were so on point I have a bit too much acceptance of rules and authority, most of which does not have my best interest at heart the way they did. They're long gone and I miss them.
That said, because they were so on point I have a bit too much acceptance of rules and authority, most of which does not have my best interest at heart the way they did. They're long gone and I miss them.
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LOL
We have a vaste arsenal of "I'm good", depending on the situation.
now you tell me.
Lord Pmann
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New to posting but have watched some threads for a while. This is one that I found very interesting. Lord Pmann, you pick some very good music.
I do pick very good music.
Thank you for your contribution
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To dream bigger. Of course they wanted better for me than they had, but it wasn't in a "reach for the stars, kid" kind of way. My mom was very proud that my sister and I went to university - something she wanted for herself, but got sidetracked by getting married and having babies right out of high school.
But when I was encouraged by my high school counselors to apply for out-of-state, ivy league universities - I was discouraged from applying because it would be a waste of a $200 application fee. Because even if I got in, we couldn't afford to send me.
I wish I had at least applied to see if I could've made it in. And to hear "we'll figure out a way" from my mom.
As far as what I do that is annoying like my parents - I procrastinate like my dad and I make to-do lists for e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. like my mom. It's almost compulsive.
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