The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI : Don't Be a Fuckhead

[MonaLittle]

I've just hired a massive bright pink skip. It's definitely the most exciting thing that's happened this year.

Are you rehabbing?

 

[MonaLittle]

I haven't been to a theater since 2016.

Hollywood isn't making a lot on me.

There have been so many good movies out the past few years that are best seen on the big screen. I love going to the movies.


This most definitely would have broken us up.

 

[FataMorgana]

Are you rehabbing?

No, just redoing up the old homestead. Got two sheds full of crap!

 

[MonaLittle]

No, just redoing up the old homestead. Got two sheds full of crap!

That sounds like fun to me. I love home projects and fixer uppers.

 

[adrina]

I just made an order for delivery. Mulch, soil, edgers, oh my. All kinds of fun back breaking labor things.

 

[FataMorgana]

That sounds like fun to me. I love home projects and fixer uppers.

I've been going mad with Annie Sloan chalk paint, done an old mirror, a picture frame and a tired fire surround. Trouble is I only have Aubusson Blue. I'll be going back to work after lockdown like a fucking smurf!

 

[Conager]

Unrelated: a mint-filled Oreo cookie crumbled over a healthy, low sugar, cocoa and sea salt bowl of oatmeal greatly improves the experience.

I've been going mad with Annie Sloan chalk paint, done an old mirror, a picture frame and a tired fire surround. Trouble is I only have Aubusson Blue. I'll be going back to work after lockdown like a fucking smurf!

For the record, fuckin' Smurfs are the very best kind of Smurfs.

http://fap.to/images/46/982633274/anime-cartoon-porn/The-Smurfs-5.gif

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm thinking about putting a brisket on the smoker this weekend.

 

[HarryHill]

fuck stick, cold morning. how's the weather there johnny/

 

[JohnnySavage]

Cold and rainy still. Saturday is supposed to be 60 and sunny though.

 

[MonaLittle]

I've been going mad with Annie Sloan chalk paint, done an old mirror, a picture frame and a tired fire surround. Trouble is I only have Aubusson Blue. I'll be going back to work after lockdown like a fucking smurf!

Omg I love Annie Sloan. I’ve done mirrors, break fronts, candle sticks, An Armoire and just finished a barn door.

My sister has done fabric cushions and lamp shades. It literally works on everything.

I love old white, Paris great and French linen and black.

 

[thør]

I'm thinking about putting a brisket on the smoker this weekend.

Do you have enough beer for a brisket?

 

[phantom4533]

I had to use the defroster this morning.

 

[thør]

37°F and no wind. Likely to be ice on the puddles. It's a partly sunny day and should be fine. There is sun due for the weekend. We could use a good rain.

I've no issue going to the theater to watch a movie. The Bearstooth Theater-Pub is a great evening. It turned out that I just have other things to do.

And painting......Blah. I'm not a huge fan of the work. It's not hard, and it's not even that tedious to do a good job. I'd just rather do other things.

 

[thør]

I had to use the defroster this morning.

I walked by the car on my way to work this morning.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Do you have enough beer for a brisket?

Not a drop in the house. I'm a social drinker... so I've been living clean and loving the baby Jesus for 6 weeks now.

 

[thør]

Is it legal in your state to smoke brisket without drinking beer?

 

[thør]

While the US is closing down nuclear power plants, the Chinese are building 20 new ones.

 

[HarryHill]

I walked by the car on my way to work this morning.

..
i charged the battery on the Camry so i could move it yesterday.

 

[silver gurl]

Is it legal in your state to smoke brisket without drinking beer?

Not according to Quebec.

Rainy days, makes for lazy days.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Is it legal in your state to smoke brisket without drinking beer?

In this state, you also have to have country music playing when you smoke a brisket. I haven't been arrested yet bro.

Stew

 

[chillywilly2]

Why is busy trolling himself?

 

[Ziggins]

Gap Inc stopped paying rent for store locations. If it goes bankrupt then Dogfart could buy gap.com for people who misspell gape.

 

[phantom4533]

I walked by the car on my way to work this morning.

It was a 20-mile trip to the lumber yard. The Jeep has roof racks. It seemed best to utilize them. That, and I walk to damned slowly these days.

 

[Sean]

I've just hired a massive bright pink skip. It's definitely the most exciting thing that's happened this year.

You better fill it before your neighbours do. With the tips closed, every fucker from miles around will be dumping their crap in it.