A Prayer For The New Year...

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Almighty God, Sovereign of the most High, Bless this New Year and protect us from our follies.

My God and my Salvation, forgive us of our sins and look not at our trespasses and transgressions and if you cannot by way of your word and promises make them of no effect I pray thee do not aid our enemies empowered to punish us as we should be.

My father have mercy on your children whom must act as to your will set by bounds and ordinances as you have directed, finding no joy in our actions of disobedience but surely must suffer from the penalties set forth because once given thy word cannot be broken here on earth or in Heaven.

Everlasting Hope and Comfort, aid us in doing your will, strengthen our bodies, minds and spirits and embolden us to rise to your expectations in this coming year and help repair our country so that we may hold our heads up among the nations and they KNOW you have blessed us and we fear you and that you will use your fury unleashed for disobedience.

I AM is our blessing and our curse. We are a people not reckoned among the Heathen to be Gods people, yet the symbols and emblems of YOUR people abound in our land. Therefore stretch out thy hand in blessing or curse to let it be known that we belong.

Thy will be done…

And the Brethren said AMEN!
 
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whatever - just get rid of Trump

Well well!

The Trolls have not found this thread ...YET!:D
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In the fullness of time it will be so.... Trump is Trump.

In the future people will have a hard time putting the outrageous facts together.

Remember... as for God using Trump for his own reasons.

~ Noah was a drunk

~ Abraham was too old

~ Isaac was a daydreamer

~ Jacob was a liar

~ Leah was ugly

~ Joseph was abused

~ Moses had a stuttering problem (Moses stuttered)

~ Gideon was afraid

~ Samson had long hair and was a womanizer

~ Rahab was a prostitute

~ Jeremiah and Timothy were too young

~ David was an adulterer and a murderer

~ Elijah was suicidal

~ Isaiah preached naked

~ Jonah ran from God

~ Naomi was a widow

~ Job went bankrupt

~ John the Baptist ate bugs

~ Peter denied Christ



~ The disciples fell asleep while praying

~ Martha worried about everything

~ The Samaritan woman was divorced (more than once)

~ Zacchaeus was too small

~ Paul was too religious

~ Timothy had an ulcer

~ Lazarus was dead!

***Unknown Author***
 
Evaluating the prayer, please do not do the same thing to 2021

:eek:
 
I don't normally write prayers I was just trying to piss off the Atheist and haters, and it doesn't hurt to plead your case before you need to!

The words just happened.

God does that sometime... He put words in my mouth of future events once were people died. The buss load of people I assured would come back safe did. Another buss load from another church did not.

I only intended to wish them well but... that is NOT what I said. I still shiver when I remember my voice resonating through the room and the bus driver eyes widening when I told him that"I AM" sure they would arrive back safely.

Never met the man before in my life. Watching the news about one of the church buses on that trip wrecking the next week freaked me out for awhile.
 
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Believe me, things like that I can do without!
 
Will you shut the hell up and quit bothering me? I aleady told you your ass is grass.
 
I was just trying to piss off the Atheist and haters

yet here you are attempting to impose your "piss off"... so what does that make you?

In my observations of life it is usually the religious who do the hating. They hate this, they hate that, they hate everything that falls outside their little box for what they live.
 
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yet here you are attempting to impose your "piss off"... so what does that make you?

I my observations of life it is usually the religious who do the hating. They hate this, they hate that, they hate everything that falls outside their little box for what they live.

Life can be complicated.

I for one find out that I have made the wrong assumptions many times and especially with people!
 
Aaaah. Trolling for jesus.

The famous message of love?


Didn’t Mahatma Gandhi say something about christ and christians?
 
“So there were Christians before Christ. For that we should be grateful. The unfortunate thing is that there have been none since. I make one exception, St. Francis of Assisi.” - Oscar Wilde, De Profundis
 
Well!

I was about to lose faith in our local Trolls and Idiots.:rolleyes:

False alarm.

They are just slow.
 
A pissant with a bible and delusions of prophesy...I've already read that book.
 
I see only one troll in this thread.

Which once again goes to show, that the true “snowflakes” of this decade are white, old, self righteous males that squeal like little piggies about discrimination when they act like asshatts and are called out.

We all love you honey, even when you make a fool of yourself.
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It IS my thread and I have had to suffer a forum load of crap for just being a Christian over the years...

I am thinking of doing an add-on for each Quarter.
 
I would have thought using your "Christianity" to entice conflict was a very un-Christian thing to do, although I note it seems a pastime for many.

I was just trying to piss off the Atheist and haters.

Maybe if you did not wield it as provocation no one would give a damn what you believe. If you use it as a display of moral superiority over others then you should not be surprised if people offer their opinion.

I certainly don't walk down the street offering up "I am an atheist, Buddhist or Hindu - I am here to piss you off".

As a side note I tell anyone knocking on my door selling religion to go away immediately, in a tone of voice and phrase they know not to ever come back. I don't knock on their doors or hang out in their domains with the purpose of enticing provocation as you have stated of your intention here.

In the environment of Lit How To... I will express an opinion, though, to what I believe is a flawed statement. You seeking to use religion to provoke others is just not a cool thing to do. I doubt you would like it, so why do you believe you have the superiority to do it to others?
 
It IS my thread and I have had to suffer a forum load of crap for just being a Christian over the years...

I am thinking of doing an add-on for each Quarter.

You don't catch shit for being Christian; you catch it because you troll for it. You're not stupid enough to believe otherwise.
 
To quote Matthew:

“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. “And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward.
 
I love when people tell me what I should and should not be doing and how ...and especially when they try to stand in for God, whom so far has had NO problem making his disfavor or wishes known.

As near as I can tell, my faith keeps God from Bar- B- Q ing my ass!

I would have killed my Dumb Ass off years ago had I been him!

As for you people ...(yawn)
 
Father, as we are well into the second quarter of this year, we thank you for the many mercies and the patience you have shown us. Thank you for the unity even the heathen have expressed in these troubling times.

We think you for the uncommonly sensible leadership that eventually shines through and we pray that you will impart your wisdom generously, for truly we all are lost sheep in this ordeal and the way other then trusting in you is not clear.

We ask you for your protection from the secondary effects of a disaster of this magnitude as well as the wrath of the Evil one whom toils day and night for our destruction.

Bless our people here and all over the world caught up in distress and confusion and comfort them and remind them of you words.

In Jesus name...

AMEN.
 
In Jesus name...

In Brian name?

and you are a proclaimed spokesperson for this brian under whose authority? "Blessed be thy FGB for he and only he shall speaketh the truth as it is written by brian"

For whom is the benefit of your proclamation here on Literotica? Has it helped or protected your elderly neighbour by fetching their groceries and pharmaceutical scripts for them? Have you taken their dog for a walk?

Why FGB? Do you masturbate for my response on your writings here?

What is the buzz factor for you? You are more brian pious than anyone else? You will whip out your brian just to demonstrate just who has the bigger love of their grasped brian than anyone else's brian?
 
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