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[Endless_Night]

Heyyyyyy, wait a minute. You know what, I'll take it

I feel like I should say Good Boy here.



But that is a little out of my purview.

 

[default24]

I feel like I should say Good Boy here.



But that is a little out of my purview.

You say whatever your little heart desires

 

[Endless_Night]

You say whatever your little heart desires

Dang it!

Now I am just all flustered.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm disappointed at the male centricity of this data.

I demand more female based studies. It's like the world forgot that women like sex, too...

Don't feel bad, I now think that chart is bullshit.

I crunched the numbers and 18 quarts of cum over a lifetime is completely inaccurate.

If there is approx. 2 teaspoons of cum per ejaculation (according to the internet; it's super hard to cum on a spoon)

And there are 768 teaspoons in a gallon. Then it would take 384 ejaculations to make a gallon, right?

So we could round that off and call it a gallon per year.

Now let's say I was about 12 when I achieved blast off and I live to be 85 (hopefully longer) I will have contributed approximately 73 gallons of cum to the world!

Where did they get 18 quarts?

 

[Suz_anne]

^^^ Maybe you're more prolific than the average bear, Johnny Spreadsalottaseed.

 

[hotwords229_A]

^^^ Maybe you're more prolific than the average bear, Johnny Spreadsalottaseed.

I mean, I don't want to brag 'r nothin, but 18 quarts? You'd have to only blow it once a month or something. Gotta keep that prostate healthy, you know?

 

[Endless_Night]

Just want to say, when insomnia has me logging into Lit at 3 am I do not expect to find calculations for masturbatory emissions.



Put me right back to sleep.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Just want to say, when insomnia has me logging into Lit at 3 am I do not expect to find calculations for masturbatory emissions.



Put me right back to sleep.

It always helps me sleep

 

[Endless_Night]

It always helps me sleep

Why do I feel we are no longer talking about the same thing?

 

[default24]

https://cs.phncdn.com/insights-static/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/pornhub-insights-corona-virus-searches-worldwide.png

Nothing sexier than someone with a fever and hooked up to a ventilator. Fuck, that just gets my motor running

 

[hotwords229_A]

Nothing sexier than someone with a fever and hooked up to a ventilator. Fuck, that just gets my motor running

My research has led me to understand that as long as you wash your hands while getting a blowjob you should be okay. I’m pretty sure I read that somewhere.

 

[default24]

My research has led me to understand that as long as you wash your hands while getting a blowjob you should be okay. I’m pretty sure I read that somewhere.

For sure, but I mean that's not in your pornhub search, right?

 

[hotwords229_A]

For sure, but I mean that's not in your pornhub search, right?

If you're asking if I would go to Pornhub for that info, No.
If you're asking what's in my Pornhub searches, I don't even want to know that!

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cs.phncdn.com/insights-static/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/pornhub-insights-alien-searches-popularity-timeline.jpg

Some more disturbing info: Apparently July 1st-2nd is prime probing time!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If you're asking if I would go to Pornhub for that info, No.
If you're asking what's in my Pornhub searches, I don't even want to know that!

Wait, you can search pornhub?!

 

[85Ironman]

Wait, you can search pornhub?!

You should verify. Just to be sure they aren't shitting you.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You should verify. Just to be sure they aren't shitting you.

I'm not searching for "shitting"

 

[85Ironman]

I'm not searching for "shitting"

Good call. Crappy results, for sure.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Alright gentlebeasts- 'fess up. What's your number?

I need entertainment.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21541yM4Q1qmbd9oo1_500.jpg

 

[Suz_anne]

^^^^ Brilliant.

*waits for responses with bated breath*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

^^^^ Brilliant.

*waits for responses with bated breath*

I'm hoping for a few 5's

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm hoping for a few 5's

I'm just hoping for some guys to weigh in. And if they want to provide photographic evidence of which # they fall under, well... I won't mind.

Alright gentlebeasts- 'fess up. What's your number?

I need entertainment.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21541yM4Q1qmbd9oo1_500.jpg

*bumping to the next page*

 

[hotwords229_A]

If my iPhone used penis recognition to unlock, none of those dicks could use my phone.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If my iPhone used penis recognition to unlock, none of those dicks could use my phone.

I hereby submit a feature request to Apple engineers

 

[hotwords229_A]

If I don't see my dick on that chart does that mean it's a TEN?