The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX : Popped That Cherry

Status
Not open for further replies.


It is impossible to sleep more soundly than I slept last night.

Eight hours worth of bicycling and platform tennis will do that. My blood pressure and pulse this morning would make a cardiologist deeply envious.




 


Lordy, how on earth did I end up trying to explain the origin and etymology of Wessex to an English expatriate?


The fellow's first employer after leaving school was the Wessex Water Services Ltd. He freely admitted that history isn't his strong suit but it's difficult for me to believe that any native Brit could be unaware of the origin and etymology of Wessex, Sussex, Essex, and Middlesex.


 


Lordy, how on earth did I end up trying to explain the origin and etymology of Wessex to an English expatriate?


The fellow's first employer after leaving school was the Wessex Water Services Ltd. He freely admitted that history isn't his strong suit but it's difficult for me to believe that any native Brit could be unaware of the origin and etymology of Wessex, Sussex, Essex, and Middlesex.



Not a lotta sex over there. . .

Remember their complaint during WWII? Yanks were overfed, oversexed, and over there.
 
Last edited:
Not a lotta sex over there. . .

Remember their complaint during WWII? Yanks are overfed, oversexed, and over there.

Actually, the correct quote from British pundits was that Yanks were ""overpaid, overfed, oversexed and over here".

(Now go ahead and tell us that's neither here nor there..) :rolleyes:

And for the record, the Yanks standard reply to the Brits were that they were "underpaid, undersexed and under Eisenhower".

#HereThereAndEverywhere
 
This is truly weird. I just took an hours nap and had a sex dream with a certain someone repeat like 4 or 5 times, it was at the end each time so it was nice. I guess my body really is waiting sex with him. Hopefully soon 🌞 😁
 
I've had rabbit once. A catered barbecue event. I didnt even realize what it was till afterward. I thought it was a drumstick. It was... unremarkable.
 
I have never eaten rabbit, but since I am allergic to them alive and angora, I would be hesitant to try it.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top