The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX : Popped That Cherry

[Stewart_Pidd]

Stew!

How have you been bro?

Stew

 

[raindancer]

Sluggish, bro!
Where have you been hiding?!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Sluggish, bro!
Where have you been hiding?!

I was in a Turkish prison filming a gladiator movie bro.

Stew

 

[raindancer]

Bro, did you smuggle anything fun, at least?
Mmmmm, now I want Turkish Delights.

 

[LegendaryALT]

Cuz you're fabulous? No argument here. It's a fact.

You are too

 

[ryan8558]

Someone found his password!

 

[SusanHaack]

You are too

Lol, i'm more of sea bunny slug than a nudibranch...but I'll take it!
House is gloriously free of big, smelly gingers. It's gonna be a good day!

 

[Saint Peter]

This place needs less stupid and more Stew_Pidd.

 

[Saint Peter]

And I have ten dollars that says his teeth are shiny and perfect.

 

[silver gurl]

This place needs a sense of humor.

 

[raindancer]

Stew is solid.

I need some hot green or something. My mood is foul.

 

[Saint Peter]

You need a strong cigar and a smack on the fanny.

 

[adrina]

Go play in the dirt.

 

[thør]

The dirt is frozen.

That's a good thing.

 

[raindancer]

You need a strong cigar and a smack on the fanny.

Affirmative.

Go play in the dirt.

Stupid snow on the ground needs to go bye bye.

 

[DeluxAuto]

How you know Amazon is spying on you.......

I just told my dad, "I love you" after his hip replacement surgery just now. My Alexa responded, "Thank you, that was sweet." I didn't trigger "Alexa"

 

[Lorilei]

How you know Amazon is spying on you.......

I just told my dad, "I love you" after his hip replacement surgery just now. My Alexa responded, "Thank you, that was sweet." I didn't trigger "Alexa"

Yeah, I won't have one of those things in my house.

 

[silver gurl]

My Alexa has not done anything strange but I have been creep out by it's presence and unplugged it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Go play in the dirt.

If you say so!

The dirt is frozen.

That's a good thing.

The site is coming along nicely. I see pole setting in the near future.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah, I won't have one of those things in my house.

Same here. I can turn the lights on and off the old fashioned way, tyvm.

 

[Sean]

The site is coming along nicely. I see pole setting in the near future.

You're building a lap dancing club?

 

[Saint Peter]

You're building a lap dancing club?

Yes.

Talk the the manager about an audition. Tits out by the second tune, pussy by the third.

Best of luck.

 

[HarryHill]

Don't forget to wax.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

How you know Amazon is spying on you.......

I just told my dad, "I love you" after his hip replacement surgery just now. My Alexa responded, "Thank you, that was sweet." I didn't trigger "Alexa"

I feel bad for anyone named Alexa that has an Alexa bro.

Stew

 

[Sean]

Bloke on the Land Rover forum posted this. Absolutely cracked me up.

So I've suspected for some time that my missus is cheating on me. The usual 'red flags’ - She turns her phone away when texting, always going out, new underwear all the time, I try to stay awake when she comes home at night but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last night around midnight I decided to hide under my truck 'don't no how I got under' and I waited, shortly after, a car pulled up, and she got out while buttoning up her shirt, it was at that moment while I was lying under the truck, that I noticed a crack in the rear shock mounting bracket. Does anyone know if this is something I can weld? Or does the whole bracket need to be replaced. If it can be welded, does anyone have a welder I can borrow for a day or so?