Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I was in NOLA last week for a conference and Bourbon street is very lively... I guess it is like pre-season prep for Mardi Gra

Well, I have always thought of New Orleans as always being Mardi Gras you just don't always get beads.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

Well, I have always thought of New Orleans as always being Mardi Gras you just don't always get beads.

Cool spot to visit... not exactly a family trip

 

[ohverbatum7]

I’d take a break, slip in, have an awesome time, slip out

It seems almost a miracle that you were not found out, but what an incident! and so well told. If you had been caught would that likely to have appeared on your employment record to be seen by future employers?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Cool spot to visit... not exactly a family trip

Well, if there is family friendly activity, I didn't find it. nope nope.

I’d take a break, slip in, have an awesome time, slip out

It seems almost a miracle that you were not found out, but what an incident! and so well told. If you had been caught would that likely to have appeared on your employment record to be seen by future employers?

My risk often seems excessive, but really it is very calculated. The odds were very much in my favor to pull it off. If I was incorrect in that, I think they'd bury it and give it a politically correct official answer such as poor culture fit or violation of company policy.

 

[clark_kent]

Yeah, I am a wealth of useless information. I am not surprised you were unaware, again not common except in porn. A doctor who did a ton of porn stars surgeries developed them, as you can't just stack 13 implants in a woman in one surgery. It takes years and many surgeries to accomplish that. Thus he had this idea. He was the only surgeon and expensive, but eventually he collected data, got patents, approvals and they went on the market worldwide in 2000. Then banned because their only real value is freakishly huge breasts otherwise constant maintenance. So now the freakishly huge breasts are either underground or dozens of surgeries. Some women are also buying the black market implants for their asses now too. Thing of all the freakishly large tits out there. some day it will be asses too.

Gives a whole new meaning to I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I understand women want bigger tits, really I do. But I’m not sure why they want to subject their bodies to something that is dangerous (i.e. super inflated tits). Being able to fill out a sweater or display cleavage, sure. But super-sized that aren’t natural just look a bit to freakish for my taste. But what do I know!

 

[Girthsome]

ok, here, I found it in one of my other threads

That was very fun to read! You are a joy. The more I learn about you the more I like you. I enjoy and am slightly addicted to you

 

[EctoJohn]

ok, here, I found it in one of my other threads

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=88509775&postcount=830

That was a great story.

Why can't my life ever be that exciting?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Gives a whole new meaning to I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I understand women want bigger tits, really I do. But I’m not sure why they want to subject their bodies to something that is dangerous (i.e. super inflated tits). Being able to fill out a sweater or display cleavage, sure. But super-sized that aren’t natural just look a bit to freakish for my taste. But what do I know!

I know, right. So far I have only seen two women who have had it done (one was on Botched) but I look forward to more. Why? Um money. Take Chelsea Charms for example. initially was going down the keep adding saline implants, but switched to polypropylene. Now she isn't that smart, she was pretty enough to be pretty but not pretty enough to be a super star or land a filthy rich husband. She is now worth 28million dollars. Maxi Mounds, yup, bitch is a millionaire too. They wanted to be rich, couldn't land the rich husband, didn't have the skill to build a business empire, so they did this. I think it is crazy, but I am not striving for the same goal. Props to them for hitting their goals by whatever means necessary.

That was very fun to read! You are a joy. The more I learn about you the more I like you. I enjoy and am slightly addicted to you

thank you. and careful, don't get too addicted, there isn't a support group or anything. you just end up stuck listening to me sing jingle bells while watching my tits.

 

[RjThoughts]

speaking of my many talents. enjoy my first practice session of musical titties

https://www.***********/s/mlu2efcpklj4rid/V_20200201_1801232.mp4?dl=0

lol. happy monday.

This might get you to Carnegie Hall!
But do you know how to get there? Practice, practice, practice!


And we'll be here to watch those practices

 

[RjThoughts]

Well happy Sunday.

Happy Sunday

Hope your Superb Owl Sundae was good

 

[clark_kent]

I know, right. So far I have only seen two women who have had it done (one was on Botched) but I look forward to more. Why? Um money. Take Chelsea Charms for example. initially was going down the keep adding saline implants, but switched to polypropylene. Now she isn't that smart, she was pretty enough to be pretty but not pretty enough to be a super star or land a filthy rich husband. She is now worth 28million dollars. Maxi Mounds, yup, bitch is a millionaire too. They wanted to be rich, couldn't land the rich husband, didn't have the skill to build a business empire, so they did this. I think it is crazy, but I am not striving for the same goal. Props to them for hitting their goals by whatever means necessary.


thank you. and careful, don't get too addicted, there isn't a support group or anything. you just end up stuck listening to me sing jingle bells while watching my tits.

I’ve only watched Botched 2 or 3 times. Same with Dr. Pimple Popper. And I saw that new one about feet once. One of the Botched episodes had a woman with huge tits. If I recall, she wanted to go bigger and they said no. But I get it - use what you got to make money. Not everyone is Samantha 38g natural tits.
I was at a strip club once. They had a porn Star in for the weekend (don’t recall who). You were allowed to touch, so she let guys bury their faces between her massive fake tits (for a price) and give her a brumsky (sp?). In between each one, she used a wet one to clean her cleavage. That was a complete turn off to me but clearly not to a lot of guys in the club.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

speaking of my many talents. enjoy my first practice session of musical titties

https://www.***********/s/mlu2efcpklj4rid/V_20200201_1801232.mp4?dl=0

lol. happy monday.

I am totally speechless. I only ever saw something like that performance once before, by a 70s pornstar (I can't remember who).

You are woman of many talents.

I most certainly need a singer. That is step one in my band. then I can add guitar and drums.



well I don't know. I am afraid I might come up against this chick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee-p1Y46Yyc





ok, I will retell that.

That is, uh, the weirdest thing ever.

dude, even I am afraid of her tits.

and no, implants. She is a performer by the name of Busty Heart. I am guessing polypropylene implants. They aren't legal, but it is done fairly frequently and was done a lot in the 90s. However that why you see women who have the biggest implants, yet you see women with much bigger, and are all how is that the biggest implant. Because it isn't really a big implant. Polypropylene is basically a sponge. They insert it and then the body attacks it with fluid it produces, which the implant absorbs into all of its fibers. They never stop getting bigger. Once the owner find them too big, someone uses a needle to drain fluid, then it starts again. or some just don't and keep letting them grow. I could be wrong, but it would explain how her implants could take the constant impact and not rupture like I'd think silicone or saline would under that extreme regular abuse.




thank you. yes that is how you find me most week days.

Yeah, I once saw a video with Nina Hartely. She blew an implant during a very vigorous doggy scene. But she's a consummate pro, so she finished the guy and the scene.

Those look like rocks. The process sounds gross (And it explains a few things)

Yeah, I am a wealth of useless information. I am not surprised you were unaware, again not common except in porn. A doctor who did a ton of porn stars surgeries developed them, as you can't just stack 13 implants in a woman in one surgery. It takes years and many surgeries to accomplish that. Thus he had this idea. He was the only surgeon and expensive, but eventually he collected data, got patents, approvals and they went on the market worldwide in 2000. Then banned because their only real value is freakishly huge breasts otherwise constant maintenance. So now the freakishly huge breasts are either underground or dozens of surgeries. Some women are also buying the black market implants for their asses now too. Thing of all the freakishly large tits out there. some day it will be asses too.

That's gross.

I've seen good ones and bad ones. There are a wealth of bad ones on several threads in Fetish. The good ones? They are the ones where you wonder if they are real or not. (The bad ones make you wonder if they are basketballs or just volleyballs). Hey, a wise woman once reminded me that a guy should just be happy to see a pair and thank the owner profusely.

 

[wilderness]

speaking of my many talents. enjoy my first practice session of musical titties

https://www.***********/s/mlu2efcpklj4rid/V_20200201_1801232.mp4?dl=0

lol. happy monday.

Nicely done! Christmas spirit should be year round. I think that’s what I’m feeling. Could be something else.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I’ve only watched Botched 2 or 3 times. Same with Dr. Pimple Popper. And I saw that new one about feet once. One of the Botched episodes had a woman with huge tits. If I recall, she wanted to go bigger and they said no. But I get it - use what you got to make money. Not everyone is Samantha 38g natural tits.
I was at a strip club once. They had a porn Star in for the weekend (don’t recall who). You were allowed to touch, so she let guys bury their faces between her massive fake tits (for a price) and give her a brumsky (sp?). In between each one, she used a wet one to clean her cleavage. That was a complete turn off to me but clearly not to a lot of guys in the club.

Somewhere out there, there is a picture taken at my bachelor party of a stripper / porn star who went by the name off Annie Ample sitting on my lap. Just as they took the picture,. someone held a cold beer to her back, so she's arching her back and pushing her basketball sized tits into my face.

Good times.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This might get you to Carnegie Hall!
But do you know how to get there? Practice, practice, practice!


And we'll be here to watch those practices

Well damn, I just checked their online application and they want audio recording. I just don't feel it is strong enough in its performance merits without the video. I might like to believe y'all are playing it on your car stereos, but for some reason I think it is being played on screens instead

Hope your Superb Owl Sundae was good

I don't know exactly what a superb owl sundae is but I now want it.

I’ve only watched Botched 2 or 3 times. Same with Dr. Pimple Popper. And I saw that new one about feet once. One of the Botched episodes had a woman with huge tits. If I recall, she wanted to go bigger and they said no. But I get it - use what you got to make money. Not everyone is Samantha 38g natural tits.
I was at a strip club once. They had a porn Star in for the weekend (don’t recall who). You were allowed to touch, so she let guys bury their faces between her massive fake tits (for a price) and give her a brumsky (sp?). In between each one, she used a wet one to clean her cleavage. That was a complete turn off to me but clearly not to a lot of guys in the club.

I don't watch them much either, but sometimes I am just in the mood to see something weird. Even weirder than looking in the mirror.

Clearly it is enough of a turn on to net millions. I don't like the look myself, but I understand the rationale of doing it. Money can buy a lot of things.

 

[RjThoughts]

Well damn, I just checked their online application and they want audio recording. I just don't feel it is strong enough in its performance merits without the video. I might like to believe y'all are playing it on your car stereos, but for some reason I think it is being played on screens instead



I don't know exactly what a superb owl sundae is but I now want it.



I don't watch them much either, but sometimes I am just in the mood to see something weird. Even weirder than looking in the mirror.

Clearly it is enough of a turn on to net millions. I don't like the look myself, but I understand the rationale of doing it. Money can buy a lot of things.

Superb Owl Sundae
When you just eat on Super bOwl Sunday and care not of the result

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am totally speechless. I only ever saw something like that performance once before, by a 70s pornstar (I can't remember who).

You are woman of many talents.



That is, uh, the weirdest thing ever.



Yeah, I once saw a video with Nina Hartely. She blew an implant during a very vigorous doggy scene. But she's a consummate pro, so she finished the guy and the scene.

Those look like rocks. The process sounds gross (And it explains a few things)



That's gross.

I've seen good ones and bad ones. There are a wealth of bad ones on several threads in Fetish. The good ones? They are the ones where you wonder if they are real or not. (The bad ones make you wonder if they are basketballs or just volleyballs). Hey, a wise woman once reminded me that a guy should just be happy to see a pair and thank the owner profusely.

Well, it sounds like I need to bring it back in style again. Everything comes back around eventually.

one of my many talents is my weirdness and finding even weirder things.

yeah, that implant blowing is probably very inconvenient, she must be a real trooper.

HaHa, I am curious at the identity of that wise man.

Nicely done! Christmas spirit should be year round. I think that’s what I’m feeling. Could be something else.

thank you. I did a couple more songs, but practice with bells, Jingle Bells just came in. Next will probably be Ring My Bell

Somewhere out there, there is a picture taken at my bachelor party of a stripper / porn star who went by the name off Annie Ample sitting on my lap. Just as they took the picture,. someone held a cold beer to her back, so she's arching her back and pushing her basketball sized tits into my face.

Good times.

off to google Annie Ample

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Superb Owl Sundae
When you just eat on Super bOwl Sunday and care not of the result

not enough. I want to know what is on the sundae and why it is owl themed and what makes it superb. Well I am sure pinterest can help with the owl part and allrecipes with the rest. I envision a waffle cone as a wise owl hat and M&M eyes, but I need a bit more.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That was a great story.

Why can't my life ever be that exciting?

ok, for exciting. I recommend thinking about what a responsible, intelligent, balanced person would do, then trying the opposite. Alternatively, look for friends who are irresponsible or unbalanced. excitement will likely appear, just know when to pack up your things and head home.

 

[HotChef1970]

well happy tuesday. of course I shall share the traditional titty trifecta.

steamy titties
http://i.imgur.com/GSi77Bjm.jpg

wet titties
http://i.imgur.com/s2CcC2jm.jpg

work titties
http://i.imgur.com/sMmDoBSm.jpg

happy tuesday

You are truly beautiful.

Stunning body and a wonderful mind to go along with it.

Any man that you have must be a truly lucky man indeed.

 

[RjThoughts]

not enough. I want to know what is on the sundae and why it is owl themed and what makes it superb. Well I am sure pinterest can help with the owl part and allrecipes with the rest. I envision a waffle cone as a wise owl hat and M&M eyes, but I need a bit more.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/02/superb-owl-heres-why-owls-trending-super-bowl-sunday/4639698002/

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well, it sounds like I need to bring it back in style again. Everything comes back around eventually.

one of my many talents is my weirdness and finding even weirder things.

yeah, that implant blowing is probably very inconvenient, she must be a real trooper.

HaHa, I am curious at the identity of that wise man.



thank you. I did a couple more songs, but practice with bells, Jingle Bells just came in. Next will probably be Ring My Bell



off to google Annie Ample

Ring My Bell? Cool

Don't Google Annie Ample. Sad story. She left show business in 1992 and died broke in 2008 of complications of MS. She was only 57.

When I Googled her, there was a posting for a restaurant called Ample Annie's Roadhouse in Guelph Ontario. Its about ten miles from the now long gone club where the pic was taken.

As for your band: While there are lots of talented musicians on Lit (Blade and Tali come to mind), I would like to apply for the position of Air Guitar player.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/02/02/superb-owl-heres-why-owls-trending-super-bowl-sunday/4639698002/

well owls are cool and all, I really love their freakishly long legs, but I don't think they would taste as good as a superb sundae

so I am thinking start with a baskin robins owl ice cream cake as their decorating is better than mine
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/66/52/df/6652df91e21eb2264a230cd2fd2fe373.jpg

chocolate cake, layer of chocolate peanut butter ice cream, layer of oreo cookie ice cream, whipped frosting.

then take a bowl to serve as a nest, fill it with a warm chocolate ganache topped with whipped cream, and place the ice cream cake on it. I think that sounds like a superb owl sundae.

How do you beat the guys away? I imagine you have lots of guys hitting on you.

well thanks but lol, no. it slows down as you age.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ring My Bell? Cool

Don't Google Annie Ample. Sad story. She left show business in 1992 and died broke in 2008 of complications of MS. She was only 57.

When I Googled her, there was a posting for a restaurant called Ample Annie's Roadhouse in Guelph Ontario. Its about ten miles from the now long gone club where the pic was taken.

As for your band: While there are lots of talented musicians on Lit (Blade and Tali come to mind), I would like to apply for the position of Air Guitar player.

Oh I bet you'd make a fabulous air guitarist. Do air guitarists have the same finger dexterity as actual guitarists? asking for a friend.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Oh I bet you'd make a fabulous air guitarist. Do air guitarists have the same finger dexterity as actual guitarists? asking for a friend.

Well, unlike my actual guitar, I never miss a note on my air guitar. You should see me play the intro to "Sweet Child of Mine. Just like Slash.