I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[mnbreastluver]

You have to stand in the back of the line with all the other women that think I’m God’s gift to women.

 

[MsLead]

Sense took over and I asked myself what the hell I was doing....

 

[Sh75]

I didnt want to be played and misled

 

[MsLead]

Cuz I wouldnt want to mislead you in any way...

 

[OrLaTime]

Cuz my little heart has been broken too many times by women who claim they will be fuck buddies for life, and then shift to the next bigger thicker cock.

 

[barefootgirl69]

There was nothing left to say

 

[Sh75]

There was nothing left to say

Because you know we chat on Skype silly

 

[MsLead]

Cuz I slipped on a banana peel outside the ape enclosure and he lifted me up like king kong... I lost consciousness and was nursed back to health by chipmunks in shirts but no pants.......I digress....

 

[L_Snow]

Because uh...my hands...yeah, they cramped up because I'm not getting enough potassium. You know, there's that banana shortage -hey, what's that over there! *jumps out the window*

 

[MsLead]

Because uh...my hands...yeah, they cramped up because I'm not getting enough potassium. You know, there's that banana shortage -hey, what's that over there! *jumps out the window*

That's fucking awesome

 

[KarenB59]

I sent a nonexistent reply to a nonexistent pm.

 

[barefootgirl69]

First guy: not interested, why do you keep messaging just because I post?

Second guy: Yeah, not really sure I care enough why you did what you did...maybe the other Lit ladies you're messaging will....

Third guy: I'm glad you're happy and you ARE really nice, just not sure there's much else to say. But, I do enjoy you so I'll message when I can.

Sweet lady: as soon as I can sit down and put my head into it...I'll let you know.

 

[DarkSimian]

Wait.....I'm supposed to reply to them?!?!?!?

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Wait.....I'm supposed to reply to them?!?!?!?

You sent me an unsolicited dick pic duh!

 

[DarkSimian]

You sent me an unsolicited dick pic duh!

Not me. I only send cock pics

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Not me. I only send cock pics

Omg omg I’m sorry I realize that does look like I was talking to you... oops!

No it was not Dark Simian

 

[DarkSimian]

Omg omg I’m sorry I realize that does look like I was talking to you... oops!

No it was not Dark Simian

That's it....you asked for it

 

[DDBustyBrit]

That's it....you asked for it

::: shaking in my shoes:::

 

[RickTango]

::: shaking in my shoes:::

I didn’t send you a pm because you were shaking in your shoes

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I accidentally deleted it when I cleaned out my box

 

[Mei5ter]

...I only check in here in the morning, and you've sent a p.m. instead of an a.m.

 

[_Fairlight_]

Because i wasn't interested in having a conversation with you. Sorry (not really).


*scampers*

 

[Sexybritches69]

I am not interested in camming with anyone.

 

[tallladiesman]

I am not interested in camming with anyone.

Because I am interested in camming with people

 

[LizVegas79]

I don't come onto Lit to help plan everyone's next Vegas vacation (I do that enough already for my regular job thank you)