What Are You Thinking? Continued 4

[MsLead]

The stories we tell ourselves to get thru the night.....

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Thinking about accidental instances of familial nudity. Like knowing that my father was uncircumcised, or that my mother had a hairy bush, or that I have a large penis, as described by my then three-year-old son, who walked into the bathroom while I was peeing. Two of these three things are true.

I find that my great nieces find it quite comfortable to barge in while I'm on the throne or in the shower. The 11 year old yells for privacy when taking bubble baths, when I need to brush my teeth. Go figure.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Almost nude is so much sexier than fully nude.

 

[JerseyJade]

Almost nude is so much sexier than fully nude.

Watching a couple having sex from afar is so much sexier than when it's in your face. One of the reasons why I hate porn.

 

[beachbaby179]

I should go to sleep.

 

[JerseyJade]

My man wanted to have sex tonight, but I told him I wasn't in the mood. Then my man wanted a blowjob, but I told him I wasn't in the mood. That is so not like me, but it is what it is. He'll get over it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

My man wanted to have sex tonight, but I told him I wasn't in the mood. Then my man wanted a blowjob, but I told him I wasn't in the mood. That is so not like me, but it is what it is. He'll get over it.

I’m in total shock.

 

[JerseyJade]

I’m in total shock.

So was he!

 

[mnbreastluver]

So was he!

There is a first for everything.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Hmm.... what game should I play?

 

[36524]

******

 

[mnbreastluver]

When an earthquake happens coffins become underground marracas.

 

[BadAmy]

When an earthquake happens coffins become underground marracas.

I am thinking...do you make this stuff up? it's funny!

 

[mnbreastluver]

It's amazing how the colors red, white, and blue stand for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness unless they're flashing right behind you.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I wonder if I should splurge and have a glass of wine..

 

[mnbreastluver]

I should go to bed.

 

[Chris_Michael]

I just realized something...

I'm not 32-years-old. I'm 31.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I find that my great nieces find it quite comfortable to barge in while I'm on the throne or in the shower. The 11 year old yells for privacy when taking bubble baths, when I need to brush my teeth. Go figure.

Well, you know, I think a couple of generations before us were used to having less privacy. More kids, fewer bathrooms. Or outhouses. Or dodging bears.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Well, you know, I think a couple of generations before us were used to having less privacy. More kids, fewer bathrooms. Or outhouses. Or dodging bears.

Or wells to get the water from.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Or wells to get the water from.

My father's mother went down to the creek with a bucket for water. The mail man road a horse across the creek to deliver letters. It wasn't that long ago.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

My father's mother went down to the creek with a bucket for water. The mail man road a horse across the creek to deliver letters. It wasn't that long ago.

I'm 29 just like the past few decades, but that was back a loooooong time ago.

 

[AlpineFresco]

I asked for my forms by post, I get 'em by email. Very, very minor, but c'mon UK, you always used to be decent at admin.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I'm 29 just like the past few decades, but that was back a loooooong time ago.

Yes, I'm 29, too (utter lie), but my dick is still 14. It gets most of the lotion, I guess.

 

[Misshotndeep]

First day back to work.
Thank goodness this job has a long lull . I can nap for a couple of hours.

 

[Passionate_Gent]

Is there any point being here