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What!?! What happened? Did you get hurt bad?

I stepped out onto our porch (we just sold our other house which hasn't been lived in for a while, so it was slimy.. the porch) and ended up doing the splits. Since I haven't done that in years, I pulled something. :eek: My butt and back of my thigh are super sore. Luckily there was a group full of people including 2 cute Firefighters, to help me, and my bruised ego up. :eek: Everything just feels super tight.. (No tight ass jokes pervs) ;)
 
I stepped out onto our porch (we just sold our other house which hasn't been lived in for a while, so it was slimy.. the porch) and ended up doing the splits. Since I haven't done that in years, I pulled something. :eek: My butt and back of my thigh are super sore. Luckily there was a group full of people including 2 cute Firefighters, to help me, and my bruised ego up. :eek: Everything just feels super tight.. (No tight ass jokes pervs) ;)

No tight ass jokes, really?:D

Wow, that sounds like it could have been bad. At least you had cute rescuers. If I had done the splits, the world would've come to an end. I'm glad you are mending.:heart:
 
Come on, everyone knows you have a tight ass. :p :D

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I take it there was moss or something on the porch? I remember I was at a river when I was a kid and slipped on a rock and hit the back of my head. It's like stepping on ice.
 
No tight ass jokes, really?:D

Wow, that sounds like it could have been bad. At least you had cute rescuers. If I had done the splits, the world would've come to an end. I'm glad you are mending.:heart:

Haha thank you. I'll go to the doctor next week if the pain doesn't lessen. 😉
 
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