Swannie's Random Stuff

[tbearatl]

Staying with friends further south. We had a nice day on the beach before the wind came in. About to head out for the afternoon and evening, but I suppose now that make up is done, the dress had better come on or else I might make a spectacle of myself. Her husband has had a case of boob-eye-magnet all day. Poor thing just can't cop a sideways perv without me catching his eye. Not his day, must be out of practice over winter.

Well you definitely got my attention. And im gonna do more than stare.

 

[JaapGraaf]

Staying with friends further south. We had a nice day on the beach before the wind came in. About to head out for the afternoon and evening, but I suppose now that make up is done, the dress had better come on or else I might make a spectacle of myself. Her husband has had a case of boob-eye-magnet all day. Poor thing just can't cop a sideways perv without me catching his eye. Not his day, must be out of practice over winter.

Very nice, with boots on.
As a small kindness, perhaps I can say that your warm weather might be good for your exercise regime, as I think you are carrying some weight that can be lost. Your viewers naturally appreciate you at your healthiest, and I am sure you like to show at your best.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

excusez moi JaapGraaf?

I do not think you speak for the gorgeous Miss Swannie’s viewers - and you certainly do not speak for me, she looks absolutely phenomenal, perhaps you need an eye test, advice offered up as a small kindness...

 

[Tnt69]

Very nice, with boots on.
As a small kindness, perhaps I can say that your warm weather might be good for your exercise regime, as I think you are carrying some weight that can be lost. Your viewers naturally appreciate you at your healthiest, and I am sure you like to show at your best.

Mr T here...Hey JaapGraaf, as a long time fan of the gorgeous Miss Swannie, I think your public comment on her thread was way out of line. If you have an issue with her "weight", an opinion which you seem to be alone in holding, the very least you could do is to send her a PM, so she could privately reply to you in the way deserving of such an utterly rude and obnoxious comment. I know she has too much class to give you the shit you deserve, in public, on her thread.
Then she could put you on her ignore list, and never, ever have to hear from your sorry self again.
I suggest you give up commenting on these threads, as you obviously have no taste in beautiful women. Just go away before your life here gets truly miserable.
We protect and cherish our beautiful women. We don't berate and insult them .

 

[Polranny]

Very nice, with boots on.
As a small kindness, perhaps I can say that your warm weather might be good for your exercise regime, as I think you are carrying some weight that can be lost. Your viewers naturally appreciate you at your healthiest, and I am sure you like to show at your best.

JaapGraaf, disrespect such as yours will make you no friends on Lit. Probably best if you keep such thoughts to yourself or return under the stone you appear to have crawled out from under. Go and make friends with the trolls.

 

[Icy1]

Hey missswannie, looking gorgeous.
I hope you’re doing well.

 

[waratah]

Very nice, with boots on.
As a small kindness, perhaps I can say that your warm weather might be good for your exercise regime, as I think you are carrying some weight that can be lost. Your viewers naturally appreciate you at your healthiest, and I am sure you like to show at your best.

JaapGraaf, as a small act of kindness, how about you fuck off back under your slimy, moldy rock, and shut up. Thanks awfully old bean.

 

[waratah]

Staying with friends further south. We had a nice day on the beach before the wind came in. About to head out for the afternoon and evening, but I suppose now that make up is done, the dress had better come on or else I might make a spectacle of myself. Her husband has had a case of boob-eye-magnet all day. Poor thing just can't cop a sideways perv without me catching his eye. Not his day, must be out of practice over winter.

Gorgeous. Im about to be arrested for just THINKING what I'm thinking I'd like to do with your bum.

 

[missswannie]

Well you definitely got my attention. And im gonna do more than stare.

Stare all you like, touching gets you in trouble.

Very nice, with boots on.
As a small kindness, perhaps I can say that your warm weather might be good for your exercise regime, as I think you are carrying some weight that can be lost. Your viewers naturally appreciate you at your healthiest, and I am sure you like to show at your best.

You are probably right, it has warmed up and the sun is up at 6am again so I will get a few more miles in and shape up a bit. And if I don't then I don't.
I have Flemish speaking friends so I know what you are saying, but unfortunately the humour doesn't directly translate into English without coming out brash. I think you have been flamed a bit above so I'll leave those wounds to you. Better luck next try at humour.

Hey missswannie, looking gorgeous.
I hope you’re doing well.

Hey hon, lovely to see your name on here. Doing well, and I hope it is warming up on your side of the country as well.

Gorgeous. Im about to be arrested for just THINKING what I'm thinking I'd like to do with your bum.

If ThoughtCrime was a punishable offence we would all be strung up and whipped in the town square. Some might like it.

Talking of thought crime, I convinced a somewhat gullible person today that MILF stood for Man I Would Like to Fellate. For the period of a coffee in West Perth I was pointing out all the MILFs I would like to have a piece of. Lovely girl, mad as a hatter, but you can talk her into anything.

 

[JaapGraaf]

I 100% apologise to MissSwannie. I was trying to make an overstatement humor and it has failed completely. I accept the comments and criticisms completely. It was not my intent to cause problems and I will be more cautious in my choices of words from now on.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I 100% apologise to MissSwannie. I was trying to make an overstatement humor and it has failed completely. I accept the comments and criticisms completely. It was not my intent to cause problems and I will be more cautious in my choices of words from now on.

I clearly don’t get Flemish humour - I was unaware it was a joke... if Miss S gets it that’s all that matters, apologies, x

 

[missswannie]

31C on this 9th day of spring here, so I moved camp to the beach in the afternoon.
I shall have to think of a more artistic name for this than bullet the blue sky.

 

[Shyguy1369]

Very nice, with boots on.
As a small kindness, perhaps I can say that your warm weather might be good for your exercise regime, as I think you are carrying some weight that can be lost. Your viewers naturally appreciate you at your healthiest, and I am sure you like to show at your best.

You absolutely do NOT speak for me. Unlike you, I am ACTUALLY one of her 'viewers'. I think she looks amazing, and have no issues with her look. I do hope you rethink the way you comment. This was shocking to see, though I guess I shouldn't be surprised people still feel the need to body shame.

 

[Todger65]

31C on this 9th day of spring here, so I moved camp to the beach in the afternoon.
I shall have to think of a more artistic name for this than bullet the blue sky.
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Beautiful looking beach.

Your second picture is gorgeous, the contrast in colours really highlights the outline of your body.

 

[ohverbatum7]

As always you are gracious and slow to anger, and this latest photo you have posted is deliciously sexy, nothing raises the hackles if one of Am/Pics favourites seems to be under attack.

 

[Mscott9004]

Miss S, What a spectacular beach and view! No wonder you spend time there. Keep working on that tan, looking great so far. Thanks for sharing.

 

[missswannie]

Thank you to supporters and defenders. All appreciated. I am pretty thick skinned, it comes with the territory down here. Always remember that I post for me and my enjoyment principally, so my win is at the point of posting something I would like to share, nude or not. I enjoy any banter and interaction that ensues as a bonus. I like and enjoy the comeraderie of like minded friends here, and the mutual support and encouragement is beautiful all around.
In this case, I happened to recognise the As a small kindness byline of a longstanding joke prevalent in an industry I have been part of. It is a bit marginal in English. Dutch, Flemish and Afikaans have some cracking insults to flip about. Perhaps we might have a list of some of the better ones in due course to enrich our bar room vocabularies. I recognise that malice was not the intent, and am pleased an unambiguous mea culpa was posted in the open.
It is encouraging that there was a quick reaction from fellow lit people. Mutual encouragement, friendliness, and support will always be the underpinning of a nice place that people have fun in and can be themselves.

 

[missswannie]

Beautiful looking beach.

Your second picture is gorgeous, the contrast in colours really highlights the outline of your body.

It is nice down there. I was contorting trying to get the few clouds drifting by, so probably gave the people walking along the beach a good view.

As always you are gracious and slow to anger, and this latest photo you have posted is deliciously sexy, nothing raises the hackles if one of Am/Pics favourites seems to be under attack.

It was fun trying to take a boob and sky pic.

Miss S, What a spectacular beach and view! No wonder you spend time there. Keep working on that tan, looking great so far. Thanks for sharing.

It is a nice beach. Water temp is still a touch cold, but start catching waves or swimming hard and it is ok. Northern current should start in a month or two. The humpback whales will be offshore then heading south with calves to Antarctica.

 

[Polranny]

I 100% apologise to MissSwannie. I was trying to make an overstatement humor and it has failed completely. I accept the comments and criticisms completely. It was not my intent to cause problems and I will be more cautious in my choices of words from now on.

Please make sure brain is engaged before typing in future. I have Flemish relatives so I sort of understand joke failure. If you try keep it low key fun rather than potential insults all will be well otherwise we Brits will resurrect the Flanders Mare

 

[charterguy05]

Staying with friends further south. We had a nice day on the beach before the wind came in. About to head out for the afternoon and evening, but I suppose now that make up is done, the dress had better come on or else I might make a spectacle of myself. Her husband has had a case of boob-eye-magnet all day. Poor thing just can't cop a sideways perv without me catching his eye. Not his day, must be out of practice over winter.

or he wants you to know hes looking I cant blame him with that view

 

[frmtutanota]

31C on this 9th day of spring here, so I moved camp to the beach in the afternoon.
I shall have to think of a more artistic name for this than bullet the blue sky.

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2079545&stc=1&d=1568022473

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Whatever you decide to call it, looking enticing and deliciously sexy

 

[frmtutanota]

Must remember not to do it by the roadside then. Insurance might not cover a mishap.

Right?

Of course it would be totally worth it seeing such a fine display in person

 

[missswannie]

Hitching a ride with G today. Will see if the opportunity presents itself to do something you shouldn't do on commercial.

 

[Todger65]

Hitching a ride with G today. Will see if the opportunity presents itself to do something you shouldn't do on commercial.
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Good luck with that.

 

[Joxlrg]

Certainly a dream of mine!! Having a naked woman on a plane is on the bucket list for me!!