What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3

[PrettyLilPussy19]

May I borrow the phrase “elaborate labia”?

I have no idea when I’ll use it, but it comes right before a mic drop.

Elaborate labia is the best thing I've heard since yesterday.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Am I the only one who does not participate in threads which ask you to give specifics about your turn ons because you feel as though in doing so you have wiped away your poker face and shown your hand to the one-legged drunken pirate pissing in the corner of the pub?

 

[PlNKbits]

No. It’s not. It’s probably a good thing.
When I got first got here it was a free for all. Edging, cumming, wear panties, don’t wear panties, fuck this hairbrush, voice me, why you talking to THAT guy...?
I think the ladies in BDSM called it “sub frenzy.” One of the guys said I was “wading through the Dom jungle” of Lit.
Either way, it was crazy.
I think I almost needed to go through it, to see what I didn’t want, but I’m sure I’m not the rule, either.

I kinda experienced Dom frenzy when I put up a personal ad something 15 minutes later I regretted.

The repeated "I'd fuck you like this if you were mine." Key word is if and thank you for assuming that's the perfect way to fuck me.
I'm not saying I wouldn't like it but what happened to that D/S connection? With one sentence I'm not ripping my panties off for you that's for sure.

Edging, cumming, wear panties, don’t wear panties, fuck this hairbrush, voice me
Now that I'll take just in a one on one setting.

 

[PattiJolene]

These crazy long hrs for both of us have to slow soon.

 

[LikeableMe]

I wonder what I did wrong to make my health condition flare up like it has done the last two days hoping it’s back under control ASAP!

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Trouble often comes disguised with pretty packaging.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Trouble often comes disguised with pretty packaging.

Aww. Did you just call me pretty?

Had to.

 

[smtst5]

May I borrow the phrase “elaborate labia”?

I have no idea when I’ll use it, but it comes right before a mic drop.

For some reason I’m thinking of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry could not remember the girl’s name that rhymed with a female body part. Mulva?

 

[Jakevillines]

For some reason I’m thinking of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry could not remember the girl’s name that rhymed with a female body part. Mulva?

Gawd. That was a good episode. But I don’t remember the name. Regina?

 

[JJonah]

Delores.

 

[AlwaysFara]

For some reason I’m thinking of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry could not remember the girl’s name that rhymed with a female body part. Mulva?

We were just talking about this the other day in another thread.

“WAIT!!! Dolores!!!”

 

[AlwaysFara]

Delores.

You owe me a latte with a paper straw.

 

[JJonah]

You owe me a latte with a paper straw.

Never.

I’d never put you through such hell.

 

[smtst5]

Never.

I’d never put you through such hell.

I was in the Kitchen Works last week and they had metal straws for $1

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I kinda experienced Dom frenzy when I put up a personal ad something 15 minutes later I regretted.

The repeated "I'd fuck you like this if you were mine." Key word is if and thank you for assuming that's the perfect way to fuck me.
I'm not saying I wouldn't like it but what happened to that D/S connection? With one sentence I'm not ripping my panties off for you that's for sure.

Edging, cumming, wear panties, don’t wear panties, fuck this hairbrush, voice me
Now that I'll take just in a one on one setting.

"Dom Frenzy"
It's kind of like chum in the shark tank at Sea World.

In reference to my last post, the Dom/horndog/dumb-jackass-motherfuckers/PYL who see anyone posting their "wants" "needs", "likes", or "dislikes" online and feel the urge to "reach out" and offer to "explore" with you really should just go dig a hole and explore taking a dirt nap.


And, not that you asked my opinion, but, no, it's not crazy to want to give some loyalty, or expect it in return. It's not likely to happen, but it's not crazy to want it.

 

[JJonah]

I was in the Kitchen Works last week and they had metal straws for $1

I own four of those motherfuckers. And I NEVER remember to bring them with me.

 

[smtst5]

Also, I hate the way they sound banging/scraping against my stainless steel mug...it hurts my teeth

And they get really really cold

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I hate metal straws. It's probably in my head, but I can't escape the taste of metal. I'll deal with paper for anything except coffee.

 

[smtst5]

I hate metal straws. It's probably in my head, but I can't escape the taste of metal. I'll deal with paper for anything except coffee.

I started buying drinks in glass or plastic bottles. Even the paper straws don’t work for me.

 

[emsway]

I’m gonna do a sweep for tracking devices.

 

[PlNKbits]

"Dom Frenzy"
It's kind of like chum in the shark tank at Sea World.

In reference to my last post, the Dom/horndog/dumb-jackass-motherfuckers/PYL who see anyone posting their "wants" "needs", "likes", or "dislikes" online and feel the urge to "reach out" and offer to "explore" with you really should just go dig a hole and explore taking a dirt nap.


And, not that you asked my opinion, but, no, it's not crazy to want to give some loyalty, or expect it in return. It's not likely to happen, but it's not crazy to want it.

Got to say I'm loving reading your post I wish I could express myself so vividly!

Haha! Dirt nap or etiquette school for some manners at least. It looks like the days of polite introductions are even gone.
I stuck out my hand to shake the new youngest employee today. He stood staring at my hand blankly.
"You grab it in your hand shake it and say my name's *** and say something like thank you for the opportunity. Ma'am" Me to him.


Positively not likely to happen odds are like winning the lottery everyone dreams and every once and awhile someone is a surprise winner

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Got to say I'm loving reading your post I wish I could express myself so vividly!

Haha! Dirt nap or etiquette school for some manners at least. It looks like the days of polite introductions are even gone.
I stuck out my hand to shake the new youngest employee today. He stood staring at my hand blankly.
"You grab it in your hand shake it and say my name's *** and say something like thank you for the opportunity. Ma'am" Me to him.


Positively not likely to happen odds are like winning the lottery everyone dreams and every once and awhile someone is a surprise winner

Eyup...
That's me.
"Violently Vivid and Very Voluptuous"

 

[BlackCashmere]

Got to say I'm loving reading your post I wish I could express myself so vividly!

Haha! Dirt nap or etiquette school for some manners at least. It looks like the days of polite introductions are even gone.
I stuck out my hand to shake the new youngest employee today. He stood staring at my hand blankly.
"You grab it in your hand shake it and say my name's *** and say something like thank you for the opportunity. Ma'am" Me to him.


Positively not likely to happen odds are like winning the lottery everyone dreams and every once and awhile someone is a surprise winner

Ha ha ha ... great comeback to the new employee

 

[PlNKbits]

Eyup...
That's me.
"Violently Vivid and Very Voluptuous"

All VERY good qualities to me!

Ha ha ha ... great comeback to the new employee

It's the third one in a week. I've had practice

 

[tnman03]

I hate metal straws. It's probably in my head, but I can't escape the taste of metal. I'll deal with paper for anything except coffee.

There was a news post a week or so ago where a female DJ literally ended up with a metal straw in her head which killed her.

It was in one of those mason jar mugs with a screw on lid which had a hole in it for the metal straw. She fell somehow and it went through her eye.

I'd heard of injuries where people had fallen onto something that pierced their eye that way or onto a sliver of glass. Just never a metal straw.

So be careful with those metal straws, I don't ever plan on using one of them.