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I love the long sunlit evenings where I can just relax. And by coincidence I happen to have a piece of cake.

Who was most influential in shaping your sense of sexuality?

Probably my girlfriend in sophomore and junior year of college. She was very adventurous (to the point that it got to be a problem in our relationship), but she opened the doors to a number of kinks I probably never would have considered.

You're horny. Your partner isn't. What do you do to try to get them in the mood?
 
Probably my girlfriend in sophomore and junior year of college. She was very adventurous (to the point that it got to be a problem in our relationship), but she opened the doors to a number of kinks I probably never would have considered.

You're horny. Your partner isn't. What do you do to try to get them in the mood?

I smack her on the ass and say, “Get on your knees, baby.” This of course works best when you and your partner are both committed to providing for each other’s happiness and sexual satisfaction even when not in the mood. :devil:


What are your favorite ways to make your partner happy in bed?
 
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I smack her on the ass and say, “Get on your knees, baby.” This of course works best when you and your partner are both committed to providing for each other’s happiness and sexual satisfaction even when not in the mood. :devil:


What are your favorite ways to make your partner happy in bed?

Show her my pay stub. Every gal loves to cum into money.

Have you ever had an animal steal your food?
 
Show her my pay stub. Every gal loves to cum into money.

Have you ever had an animal steal your food?

Yes. Dog, cat, raccoon once.

No sex involved, which celebrity would you most like to have a date with? (The date could possibly lead to more, if that helps you decide)
 
Yes. Dog, cat, raccoon once.

No sex involved, which celebrity would you most like to have a date with? (The date could possibly lead to more, if that helps you decide)

I would like to have a date with Trevor Noah.

Have you ever met a famous person that you really admire?
 
Not really.

Do you follow the top news stories daily?

I do...unfortunately...

FYI, the sign you were "born under" was decided long ago...when people would see the zodiac sign straight overhead at midnight of the day you were born, you were said to have born under that sign...

Is football season a time to get excited for watching, or to get depressed because it's always on TV?
 
I do...unfortunately...

FYI, the sign you were "born under" was decided long ago...when people would see the zodiac sign straight overhead at midnight of the day you were born, you were said to have born under that sign...

Is football season a time to get excited for watching, or to get depressed because it's always on TV?

Love Love Love football season!

Do you usually fly or drive on vacation?
 
Love Love Love football season!

Do you usually fly or drive on vacation?

It depends...I rarely drive on vacation unless the DRIVE is the vacation...like going to the mountains...otherwise, for shorter trips along the coast, I'll take the train...or fly commercial for longer distances where the flight is less than 2 hours, or first/business class for longer flights.

Where is your "bucket list" dream vacation location?
 
It depends...I rarely drive on vacation unless the DRIVE is the vacation...like going to the mountains...otherwise, for shorter trips along the coast, I'll take the train...or fly commercial for longer distances where the flight is less than 2 hours, or first/business class for longer flights.

Where is your "bucket list" dream vacation location?

The Maldives.

If you could travel the world for as long as you like, how long would you travel?
 
Alabama
What is the most exotic place you’ve been?

Not sure how exotic they were...but "out of the normal world" places were while in the Navy....Chinhae Korea (where skinned dogs were hanging over spit fires in the marketplace) and Agana Guam (With the sign at their community movie cinema stating, "Please don't spit on the floor!"

What is your "rule" for going grocery shopping - go as you need stuff, or only go once a week and use whatever is available until the next trip?
 
What is your "rule" for going grocery shopping - go as you need stuff, or only go once a week and use whatever is available until the next trip?

I go every couple of weeks with a set list.

Non-fiction...WWII era

Have you written a book, or considered writing a book?

I have written a book and it was published.

Would you ever consider assassinating a despot of a foreign country if the government came asking for your service?
 
I go every couple of weeks with a set list.



I have written a book and it was published.

Would you ever consider assassinating a despot of a foreign country if the government came asking for your service?

I would, and do, consider assassinating a despot in my own country. For a foreign country I would let the Navy Seals lead the way.

Do you have a nickname and if so, what is it?
 
I would, and do, consider assassinating a despot in my own country. For a foreign country I would let the Navy Seals lead the way.

Do you have a nickname and if so, what is it?

I had a few in the army, and they all dealt with aspects of my hair color. The most clever was "Tracer."

What's your favorite type of bread?
 
I had a few in the army, and they all dealt with aspects of my hair color. The most clever was "Tracer."

What's your favorite type of bread?

I love Sourdough so much... also Paratha

What is your favorite appetizer to order at a restaurant?
 
the Decameron.

Kidding! Probably something by Faulkner or Steinbeck; I disliked almost all of them.

What car is the most expensive you've ever driven?

a Z4

Would you rather have a luxury car or luxury linens?
 
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