What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3

[PNWKitten]

My poor head is splitting.

 

[LikeableMe]

I feel like I’ve been run over by a germ truck. This virus I could feel trying to build in the distance has finally taken hold And with so many people off work, they will be screwed if I call in sick

 

[mnbreastluver]

The only person that has ever read an entire user agreement is the person who wrote it.

 

[LikeableMe]

The only person that has ever read an entire user agreement is the person who wrote it.

I’ve written user agreements, but I’ve read some in their entirety also! Qualifications in contract law scare me into checking the small print lol

 

[mnbreastluver]

I’ve written user agreements, but I’ve read some in their entirety also! Qualifications in contract law scare me into checking the small print lol

Wow, I couldn’t have the patience to do so.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about irresponsible things I have done and my loved ones have done, and trying to incorporate it all into a pattern of acceptance and love.

 

[Shi_One81]

Wrinkle cream really makes your face feel tight.

 

[DarkSimian]

Wrinkle cream really makes your face feel tight.

So does Preparation H (or so I've heard)

 

[vavavaVoom]

Do I really want to go to work in 7 hrs?

 

[DarkSimian]

Do I really want to go to work in 7 hrs?

I say call in!

 

[AlpineFresco]

That evening didn't go so well, and the only way to not feel so damn isolated is to learn really fast.

 

[surrenderedfaith]

A conversation I never thought I'd have involved me exasperatedly telling my former Sir that he needs to buy a damn shock collar! (habitual oversleeper to the extent it is detrimental to his life and job)
Then i realized someone actually has to have made that before ... lo and behold! https://www.amazon.com/Pavlok-Shock-Clock-Wake-Trainer/dp/B01EZ77IOY
VOILA!

but WAIT there is more! (pun not intended but AWESOME) Prompted by the memory that a thing I bought recently has a rather awesome vibrating alarm clock function :blush: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/lov.../vibrating-alarm-clock-orgasm-little-rooster/
oh YES that EXISTS... and they are making a dude's version

*now to see which he picks* No, I dont have a sadistic streak *looks innocent*

 

[BeautifulBlueSky218]

Intellectual conversations turn me on. This is something I've noticed about myself. I always crave them.

 

[mnbreastluver]

We're really lucky no tinier humans evolved alongside us. Like sure there are monkeys and apes, but imagine a pack of tiny naked stupid men running alongside the road like it's a normal thing, like seeing coyotes or squirrels.

 

[beachbaby179]

I think it's time to go home.

 

[beachbaby179]

I need to clean out my inbox, clearly.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm thinking that I need my head testing. Three in the morning, I'm laid in bed on my holiday in Crete and Lit is at the forefront of my mind.

Right, time for bed. Again.

 

[Suz_anne]

Is it odd that my go-to road rage phrase is "Suck my dick!"?

 

[CottonCandy29]

Thinking about counting the tiles on the bathroom floor.. maybe that would generate some sleep.. insomnia is kicking my ass.

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

Thinking about counting the tiles on the bathroom floor.. maybe that would generate some sleep.. insomnia is kicking my ass.

Hugs try counting cocks.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Hugs try counting cocks.

That is a much better option

Hi sweetie...Hope you are doing well... hug

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

That is a much better option

Hi sweetie...Hope you are doing well... hug

I am lovely lady Hope the same for you always.

 

[CottonCandy29]

Hugs try counting cocks.

Hahaha if I had any cocks around I wouldn't be counting them

 

[PNWKitten]

I'm so incredibly horny I can barely stand it.

 

[peekingone]

might have to by a hot tub.