The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

[adrina]

Yes it is a cocktail. Never really heard of it until I moved to Canada
Similar to a Bloody Mary, State side.

Yeah... I'm not fond of tomato juice. Never really have been.

Now make it a rum froo froo drink and I might be convinced.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Also, there should be plenty of no hands and hands on time.

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2017/08/20/300/18233891.gif

This is the after party fun. *nods*

 

[silver gurl]

Yeah... I'm not fond of tomato juice. Never really have been.

Now make it a rum froo froo drink and I might be convinced.

A rum slushy?

 

[HarryHill]

..
Is it froo froo or froo froo. I get those two confused

 

[silver gurl]

Grandma's...

I will be proud and happy when I become one.

Try harder.

 

[toeskr]

Puk and 4trump post and then disappear.

Hmmmm... They will fight over the cracker.

 

[toeskr]

I will be proud and happy when I become one.

Try harder.

Read the whole thing old lady

 

[adrina]

A rum slushy?

I'd try one.

..
Is it froo froo or froo froo. I get those two confused

You're getting it all mixed up. It is definitely froo froo.

 

[silver gurl]

I'd try one.



You're getting it all mixed up. It is definitely froo froo.

Slush is yum!

 

[HarryHill]

Slush is yum!

not what you said last winter.










http://cdn.liquor.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/05150949/Frozen-Margarita-720x720-recipe.jpg

 

[HarryHill]

Blurt blisters.

 

[silver gurl]

not what you said last winter.










http://cdn.liquor.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/05150949/Frozen-Margarita-720x720-recipe.jpg

True. 7 months of winter gets to you.

 

[toeskr]

True. 7 months of winter gets to you.

Poor choices.

Some people do that.

 

[thør]

Bedtime story.

 

[toeskr]

What do you all think luk's mom's / landlord thought when she caught him jerking his peen to Kantarii's pic on her laptop?

 

[Saint Peter]

Bedtime story.

bugs
or
flowers

 

[notfeasance]

You know a gal is far past her prime when she has to turn sideways in photos so her waist measurement doesn't look greater than her bust's.

Poor sg.

Saggy Girl.

 

[Saint Peter]

SG is yummy and rocks the sexy.

 

[Saint Peter]

I want to eat her like an August ice cream cone.

 

[toeskr]

I want to eat her like an August ice cream cone.

You want to sink an ass hook in her.

All good, she has a year or two left.

 

[notfeasance]

Sg is saggy and old in that twelve dollar dress.

I like how obvious it is in her body language that she has to suck it in.

No waistline at all anymore. And that pic is probably ten years old versus the twenty year old pics she hawks here.

It was fun getting her to do it.

 

[Saint Peter]

You assholes have a different opinion. No problem there. Everybody has one...




...or what remains of one.

 

[Kantarii]

What do you all think luk's mom's / landlord thought when she caught him jerking his peen to Kantarii's pic on her laptop?

Somebody caught him jerking off to my pics on their laptop? That’s funny as Hell

 

[notfeasance]

I think you Blurtards are accessories to luk’s abuse of women.

Luk,

I without a doubt admit I gave your personal information, screenshots, and emails to my attorney and an organization that assists with cyber protections. Given that you disclosed I left you a voice message and your “version” of the contents, I will just reiterate that continued statements, threats, or the actual release of photos or personal information will result in additional legal action. I am quite “over it.” In fact, I have been told I have been too lenient regarding your actions all in an effort to be able to just move on.

You are angry I released screenshots of our conversations that contradicted a narrative you wished to push. I didn’t give out your personal information - just your own words, a violation of the TOC but not the law. You on the other hand....

You are free to say I am jealous, crazy, psycho, fat, less fuckable than someone, and all the other myriad of insults you have tried to shake me with. As someone who was once close to you, I am aware of what limitations you don’t have and what you are capable of. You are aware that I know what information I need to keep to show a violation of the law. I too ensured my voice message was recorded as I knew you would attempt to spin it. So stop with the threats and statements of releasing photos and information and focus on those who allegedly dedicated their weekend to you. They want your attention whereas I do not.

As for OP, this should be a cautionary tale as to why you don’t divulge information. I’m less worried about these “back room hackers” than I am a failed relationship where I was naive enough to trust the devil I knew.

 

[toeskr]

Somebody caught him jerking off to my pics on their laptop? That’s funny as Hell

His mother might evict him.

Not the first time he's been caught but it is not befitting of a respectable landscaper.