The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

[cowslinger64]

No, it's strictly Playgrounder stuff.

A couple of years ago, Lance pointed out that Cowslinger whose sole claim to sexual prowess is a devotion to cunnilingus was also whining about being cheated on for five years that he ate a lot of creampies. Cowslinger hid for a year and a half of tranquility.

The thing you are having such difficultly with is no one but you gives a fuck. It was thirty years ago.

How many since you licked cream pies out of your skank? How long since she let you see the kids? Or is the restraining order still in effect?

How long before you head to Michigan so I can show you all about what being a man is like or will you continue to just be a fucking pussy?

 

[CleanScrota]

The thing you are having such difficultly with is no one but you gives a fuck. It was thirty years ago.

How many since you licked cream pies out of your skank? How long since she let you see the kids? Or is the restraining order still in effect?

How long before you head to Michigan so I can show you all about what being a man is like or will you continue to just be a fucking pussy?

Real men like cuck pie?

I guess that's one definition.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I just realized that we have the same harman/kardon speaker. That thing throws out some serious noise for a single speaker.

It’s a beast. That little Bose one is not too shabby either.

 

[CleanScrota]

It’s a beast. That little Bose one is not too shabby either.

Get rid of the cheap shit and get the real thing, if you really enjoy music.

http://www.tonepublications.com/review/we-review-the-bose-901/

 

[CleanScrota]

“In Praise of Older Yoga Pants”

http://www.fadedindustry.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/completely-see-through-pants.jpg

 

[suurfer]

http://www.fadedindustry.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/completely-see-through-pants.jpg

Photoshopped as fuck.
No living creature has such a baseball butt and insanely hourglass figure.

 

[CleanScrota]

Photoshopped as fuck.
No living creature has such a baseball butt and insanely hourglass figure.

I've enjoyed plenty of young women with similar figures, but I never noticed a cursor on their ass.

If you want to see Photoshop Forgery, check out Sgt SpiderRat's av sometime.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Since you're very concerned about the banning Integrity of the board I'm sure that you reported yourself adrina, Kato and butters for the very same infractions, right?

bluetoothy!

Perhaps you could explain this concept to smegma sac.



I’ve decided on a Thai food spread for Sunday. Mm mm

 

[CleanScrota]

smegma sac Thai food spread for Sunday. Mm mm

Bukkake Thai? You kinky bitch.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Perhaps you could explain this concept to smegma sac.



I’ve decided on a Thai food spread for Sunday. Mm mm

Damn, grrrl. You're getting me all foody. I'm going for Portobello burgers, Boston Bibb lettuce (so buttery!) with heirloom tomatoes and a balsamic reduction, vegan cupcakes to follow Saturday night. Now I have a craving for Thai. Pad Thai Sunday then.Good thing it's Saturday tomorrow, can hit up the farmers markets. Might be too early for heirlooms, so organic cherry toms as a substitute if none can be found. No Limoncello, tho.

 

[CleanScrota]

Here's a Sweaty Betty

http://66.media.tumblr.com/79d5122dda20614a3c3043041891f1f1/tumblr_nawtfkSKXu1s0f2c5o1_1280.jpg

 

[Luk]

It’s a beast. That little Bose one is not too shabby either.

It really is. Big bass and decent highs.

 

[CleanScrota]

Look who's started working out!

https://66.media.tumblr.com/666cdafa1c3e2725dd3d91bfa8661d9f/tumblr_pgo6ejswUN1vsox9d_540.gif

 

[Saint Peter]

You fuckers would not know Big Bass if it stuck its finger in your butthole.

 

[CleanScrota]

You fuckers would not know Big Bass if it stuck its finger in your butthole.

Big ass, they know.

 

[HarryHill]

..
Big Bass
...

 

[Saint Peter]

https://www.adamrayner.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/8757e782bf0f8a2b4d66e182f28d5fdd-1-595x445.jpg

 

[RocketLauncher]

http://www.dailyscandinavian.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/120118-octobass-and-guro-and-ole-henrik-moe-1068x712.jpg

 

[CleanScrota]

https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32820103783.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32820103783&productSubject=New-Sexy-See-Through-Stretchy-Pencil-Pants-Women-Clothing-Transparent-Shiny-Slim-Trousers-Sexy-Leggings-Erotic

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I watched Alita. Who the fuck decided that was better than Capt. Marvel?
It sucked balls.

 

[CleanScrota]

https://i.gifer.com/ScrJ.gif

 

[Saint Peter]

Mud.

Fuck.

 

[Saint Peter]

Ron is rolling!

Barely legal porn and coffee. The breakfast of champions.

 

[Saint Peter]

The roll is slowing down.

Either Ron reached the end of the internet or the carpal tunnel is kicking in from all of those right clicks.

 

[CleanScrota]

Ron is rolling!

Barely legal porn and coffee. The breakfast of champions.

Interesting term, "barely legal".

Women tend to make their appearance look as young as possible, it's a multi-billion dollar industry.