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where_is_RUTH said:
I said mofo once... Didn't go down well (I realise some people don't like it sure but it's no wet moist gash)
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Well now let’s see.... mother fucker is a great expletive but can the Brits pull it off ? Although there’s something about a very well spoken English woman using foul language that I find very appealing. If I’m directly insulting a man ( rarely.... I’m
A lover not a fighter) I like to use terms typically reserved for women. Bitch for example.... men really, really don’t like being called bitches. Eg “ Stop snivelling you little bitch and mix me a martini “ :rolleyes:
 
Spiritedlady said:
Well now let’s see.... mother fucker is a great expletive but can the Brits pull it off ? Although there’s something about a very well spoken English woman using foul language that I find very appealing. If I’m directly insulting a man ( rarely.... I’m
A lover not a fighter) I like to use terms typically reserved for women. Bitch for example.... men really, really don’t like being called bitches. Eg “ Stop snivelling you little bitch and mix me a martini “ :rolleyes:
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I winced even reading that. Please , never use Martini in my company again
 
Spiritedlady said:
Well now let’s see.... mother fucker is a great expletive but can the Brits pull it off ? Although there’s something about a very well spoken English woman using foul language that I find very appealing. If I’m directly insulting a man ( rarely.... I’m
A lover not a fighter) I like to use terms typically reserved for women. Bitch for example.... men really, really don’t like being called bitches. Eg “ Stop snivelling you little bitch and mix me a martini “ :rolleyes:
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That is quite true and effectful. Most men would just see red.
 
Wait! - is there a market in me calling men a cunt? Because that seems like easy monies... and I spend half the day thinking it so no real effort on my part...

btw - I’ve had a fun morning inspiring shiny young things, in case you are wondering - the future is not fucked... we are all going to be ok... you’re welcome :cattail:
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Wait! - is there a market in me calling men a cunt? Because that seems like easy monies... and I spend half the day thinking it so no real effort on my part...

btw - I’ve had a fun morning inspiring shiny young things, in case you are wondering - the future is not fucked... we are all going to be ok... you’re welcome :cattail:
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You could call me cunt but I wouldn't enjoy enough to pay if it makes you feel better? :rose:

And good to hear the future generations won't make things even worse!
 
supercollider00 said:
You could call me cunt but I wouldn't enjoy enough to pay if it makes you feel better? :rose:

And good to hear the future generations won't make things even worse!
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Are you sure?... I have done a cunt recording for lit but it’s probably died by now.... there was also a knickers one when a yankie friend wanted to here me say knickers... there might be a market in me and SL saying knickers...
 
AlliaPotestas said:
Are you sure?... I have done a cunt recording for lit but it’s probably died by now.... there was also a knickers one when a yankie friend wanted to here me say knickers... there might be a market in me and SL saying knickers...
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Absolutely not! Who’d pay for that ...

*kicks the floor nonchalantly...*
 
where_is_RUTH said:
Wow.
If I didn't have a ball n chain!

And just to keep the cussing going. Mandela is said to have said (?) Raise your argument not your voice.
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Your missus can’t be tempted by gin and pie? Take her - she might surprise you, :kiss:
 
You can tell you're not in Somerset, but reading words of wisdom coming from the metropolis and quote from Nelson Mandela no less! No wonder London is top dog and not Camelot.
 
MutualMatureMike said:
You can tell you're not in Somerset, but reading words of wisdom coming from the metropolis and quote from Nelson Mandela no less! No wonder London is top dog and not Camelot.
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London is only occasionally the dogs bollocks... and I like Somerset... I have fond memories of Minehead Butlins...
 
AlliaPotestas said:
London is only occasionally the dogs bollocks... and I like Somerset... I have fond memories of Minehead Butlins...
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London is most definitely the dogs bollocks, but that doesn’t detract from the allure of any other part of the world. Everywhere has its plus points for someone - even Lincolnshire ;)

Speaking of “ dogs bollocks” I cannot hear that phrase without thinking of my mother who uses it as an expression of disgust.... “ it’s a complete load of dogs bollocks”! Makes me smile every time
 
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