Ban all of the previously and repeatedly banned posters. Especially the perma-banned

[IrezumiKiss]

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basically.

Kudos to an excelsior thirst trap, milady Aggy.

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I'm trying to imagine who would be charmed by Lance anymore. Fifteen years ago, maybe, when the trolling was tempered with charm. But, maybe the impact of old age, he twisted into 100% bitterness long ago. Even his trolling has lost its edge... Once you could almost be impressed by the way he got under people's skins and found their weak points. Now it's just the troll clichés of fat, old, ugly, slutty, can't get any, etc. The ravages of time blunt the mind. The tiger lost its teeth.

The Age of Edgelords (1997-2008) has long since passed into its iniquitous grave. The halcyon days for online and meat world-based assholes, pricks and general ain't-shit-schnooks to reign supreme off the strength of their smarmy fuckery will not return.

The smarter bullshit peddlers at the top of the food chain early on (i.e., Tucker Max and his ilk) smelled the change of seasons and knew when their time was ending, leaving their dated schtick in the charred ruins to break north. Those unfortunate lesser nimrods (i.e., Roosh Valizadeh and his ilk) who missed the last boat with their aging dudebro kindred to The Undying Lands are doomed to rot here and in other online board communities mired in a circular loop of their own making, playing the same ol' song to an empty-seat spectre audience peppered with a scant few lifetime ticket holders who laugh at them, never along.

For a brief time, it would seem that the ascendance of The Stank Lord Cheeto in America would bring back the elder Edgelord days for both fading grey-haired and young newbie douchebag alike, as they fawningly admire his hubris...but this heralding is ringing false. Their lord is a lord of lies, venal repugnancy and deceit. He is not and never was a part of them. They lack the money and social standing to associate as mewling toadies within the halls of his Potemkin Village. Once he disappears, that pitiful last gasp is lost to eternity.

These desperate shithead ghouls are now in The Age of Schmucks. There is no game of thrones to be had here, save for those made of porcelain with ringed plastic seats.

https://i.ibb.co/cc5W6CB/twas-ever-thus.jpg

 

[beew]

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basically.

Kudos to an excelsior thirst trap, milady Aggy.

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[Ie Age of EdgelordB][/I] (1997-2008) has long since passed into its iniquitous grave. The halcyon days for online and meat world-based assholes, pricks and general ain't-shit-schnooks to reign supreme off the strength of their smarmy fuckery will not return.

The smarter bullshit peddlers at the top of the food chain early on (i.e., Tucker Max and his ilk) smelled the change of seasons and knew when their time was ending, leaving their dated schtick in the charred ruins to break north. Those unfortunate lesser nimrods (i.e., Roosh Valizadeh and his ilk) who missed the last boat with their aging dudebro kindred to The Undying Lands are doomed to rot here and in other online board communities mired in a circular loop of their own making, playing the same ol' song to an empty-seat spectre audience peppered with a scant few lifetime ticket holders who laugh at them, never along.

For a brief time, it would seem that the ascendance of The Stank Lord Cheeto in America would bring back the elder Edgelord days for both fading grey-haired and young newbie douchebag alike, as they fawningly admire his hubris...but this heralding is ringing false. Their lord is a lord of lies, venal repugnancy and deceit. He is not and never was a part of them. They lack the money and social standing to associate as mewling toadies within the halls of his Potemkin Village. Once he disappears, that pitiful last gasp is lost to eternity.

These desperate shithead ghouls are now in The Age of Schmucks. There is no game of thrones to be had here, save for those made of porcelain with ringed plastic seats.

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Dude.
You're a moron.
(No surprise here)

The bitch that you keep sucking up to,
treats foreigners as if they were second class.

Now how do you think that means she thinks of you -too?
Do you really buy her patronizing memes? "I'm so kool, because I'm upper class white and I love the darkies!"

 

[CandiCame]

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basically.

Kudos to an excelsior thirst trap, milady Aggy.

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The Age of Edgelords (1997-2008) has long since passed into its iniquitous grave. The halcyon days for online and meat world-based assholes, pricks and general ain't-shit-schnooks to reign supreme off the strength of their smarmy fuckery will not return.

The smarter bullshit peddlers at the top of the food chain early on (i.e., Tucker Max and his ilk) smelled the change of seasons and knew when their time was ending, leaving their dated schtick in the charred ruins to break north. Those unfortunate lesser nimrods (i.e., Roosh Valizadeh and his ilk) who missed the last boat with their aging dudebro kindred to The Undying Lands are doomed to rot here and in other online board communities mired in a circular loop of their own making, playing the same ol' song to an empty-seat spectre audience peppered with a scant few lifetime ticket holders who laugh at them, never along.

For a brief time, it would seem that the ascendance of The Stank Lord Cheeto in America would bring back the elder Edgelord days for both fading grey-haired and young newbie douchebag alike, as they fawningly admire his hubris...but this heralding is ringing false. Their lord is a lord of lies, venal repugnancy and deceit. He is not and never was a part of them. They lack the money and social standing to associate as mewling toadies within the halls of his Potemkin Village. Once he disappears, that pitiful last gasp is lost to eternity.

These desperate shithead ghouls are now in The Age of Schmucks. There is no game of thrones to be had here, save for those made of porcelain with ringed plastic seats.

https://i.ibb.co/cc5W6CB/twas-ever-thus.jpg

You know what this reminds me of?

There's this generational thing where some older folks like to constantly shit on my generation for really weird reasons that usually amount to, "Them kids just absolutely will not put up with bullshit, and by kids I mean 'grown ass adults, some of whom just hit 30'."

One of those labels they tried to apply that we took because it was weirdly badass and steampunk was "Neo-Victorians" because they perceive us to have an "impossible to live up to" moral code. This encompasses a lot of shit, like they'll bitch about woke advertising and shit, but at its core, it is, like everything else they bitch about, "an inability to put up with bullshit".

And I'll admit that we do use a lot of Victorian language when we talk about this kind of thing. We did bring back, "in poor taste", for example. But here's the thing. When you say offensive shit, it should not shock you that people are offended. And they'll even be like, "Oh did I OFFEND you?" as if 'inability to put up with bullshit' is a weakness, rather than a strength.

They get so confused by the predictable outcome of our environment that CREATED the moral code we're using. It is absolutely buckwild to me, as it seems to be to you, that they didn't see this shit coming. It's a weird-ass double standard.

Punch a nazi in the 1930s/40s: This person is a hero!
Punch a nazi today: Violence isn't the answer!

Message we received our entire life: Don't have kids, they'll ruin your life
Those same people: Why aren't these folks having as many kids?

Message we received our entire lives: You were born right after Regan really dropped the ball on a goddamn plague. Do not have sex, especially unprotected sex, because you WILL get AIDS and die.
Those same people: Why aren't you having more sex?

Message we received our entire lives: I fought and others died so that every person in this great nation can have the freedom to express themselves, their culture, their background, and live their lives free from the persecution we see in other nations who live under oppressive regimes like Saudi Arabia and North Korea
Those same people: Hey why ain't y'all classist, sexist, racist, and homophobic? Why is atheism the largest growing 'religious' segment? Why ain't you full of hate? Why can't I just spew hate with no repercussions?

Message we received our entire lives: Save your money. Don't buy stupid shit.
Those same people: Why ain't y'all buyin stupid shit like diamonds and dryer sheets?

Message we received our entire lives: We are an individualist nation. Stand up for your morals, stand up for what's right, even if you have to stand alone. Don't let anyone be a piece of shit around you. Be strong. If you see something, say something.
Those same people: -asshole voice- Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend you?

Yes, because you're an asshole. We're bringing decorum back. And they fucking hate it. They engineered it, and now they're pissed that we took them at their word. If you didn't want a bunch of polite, vocal, economically intelligent adults in tight pants who won't let you run your mouth, then you shouldn't have spent our whole upbringing bitching about asshole, doormat, money-wasting folks in jyncos who will just take whatever you throw at them with maybe some kind of smart-ass comment.

You're absolutely right, the time for putting up with that kind of bullshit is over. I just think it's absolutely hilarious that they did this. They did this, and they're pissed about it. It really is, at its core, them being pissed that we took them at their word and gave them exactly what they wanted.

So yeah, deplatform them. They don't have a right to run their mouth and I have no idea why they think they do. They want to do that they can take it outside so decedent folks can talk. They can go get their own server, make their own platform, pay for all the costs for maintenance and storage, all the work that has to go into modding and upkeep.

Because this isn't socialism. This isn't a free space, a commons given by the government for a free exchange of all ideas protected under the first amendment. This is a privately run establishment, and y'all told us that the free market was a good thing. So you can't get pissed when we use it, unless you wanna be an asshole your whole life. This is how capitalism works.

Y'all told us to play by the rules so now that's what everyone is doing.

And the decent people from older generations? GenX specifically, but there are good boomers, have absolutely no problem with how this turned out. Because they got what they wanted. This isn't some kind of 'genie twisted your wish' type situation for everyone. Some people tried to raise decent kids and then were happy that they GOT decent kids instead of a cycle of edgelord assolery.

The reason the 'age of the edgelord' is over is because THEY ended it. They taught us that when a bully is fucking up the playground for everyone, he gets a lot quieter once you punch his teeth out. They taught us not to put up with their brand of bullshit.

I just don't understand why they're so pissed off at being taken at their word. I don't get why they're so mad that we believed them. Because I mean... they were right. That did work. Their methods worked, so we kept using them. But with this brand of poster in particular, they seem to have some kind of entitlement that makes them think that they're above the rules, that they can break them with no consequences. That sense of entitlement never works for anybody in the long run, because... you're flat out NOT entitled to anything. You're NOT entitled to anyone else's attention, or server space, or patience. You are grown-ass adults. Nobody's here to hold your hand anymore. I'm sorry you're upset, but the free market doesn't care about your feelings.

 

[oralaccents]

I'm trying to imagine who would be charmed by Lance anymore.

You girls sure do talk about Lance a lot. Just sayin’.

 

[Dazzle1]

Should all banned posters be pinched on the spot when they show up again?

Can you imagine a GB without the likes of notIsh, notAJ, notEyesore, notLace, BB and dishrag? I can and it’s glorious.

Question

Why were posters banned?

I am asking as I am banned from Wikipedia because I am Jewish and politically conservative, so I take banning seriously

 

[dolf]

Candi, I get what you mean. I was actually having this conversation with friends yesterda. My kids' generation are much better people than my parents', and my grandparents' generation are a bunch of entitled pricks. Obviously this is just my perception, blah blah blah, and I'm talking in very general terms, blah blah blah, acknowledging lots of exceptions, blah blah blah.

 

[Que]

Question

Why were posters banned?

I am asking as I am banned from Wikipedia because I am Jewish and politically conservative, so I take banning seriously

To answer your question all you have to do is to look at all of the people pontificating in this thread who have made bannable comments and not been banned or, worse, still, those who have been banned and nod their heads along as if they aren't part of the group that have been banned because they weren't singled out by Aglo.

Being banned is very much like being voted off the island and it comes from the pernicious evils of democracy. Grate the majority the wrong way. . .and you're more likely to find yourself band.

 

[Kantarii]

The simple fact Laurel would let someone comeback after being banned permanent or temporary suggests she is a lot more forgiving as a person than most people on this thread. Then again, it’s her site and if you don’t like it you can always take your shovel and pail to another sandbox.
Kant

 

[oralaccents]

Question

Why were posters banned?

I have read this entire thread and i am 96% certain the answer is “ nobody knows”.

Sounds pre-menstrual to me.

 

[beew]

Candi, I get what you mean. I was actually having this conversation with friends yesterda. My kids' generation are much better people than my parents', and my grandparents' generation are a bunch of entitled pricks. Obviously this is just my perception, blah blah blah, and I'm talking in very general terms, blah blah blah, acknowledging lots of exceptions, blah blah blah.

So Candi has officially become "the Milenial guy"
for you, Aglao and butters?
Just like Zumi is "the Black guy who speaks for Black people"?

Do you Blurt woke people ever notice the subtext
from many of your woke comments?

 

[oralaccents]

Candi and zumi are easy for dolf to control, that’s all.

 

[dolf]

So Candi has officially become "the Milenial guy"
for you, Aglao and butters?
Just like Zumi is "the Black guy who speaks for Black people"?

Do you Blurt woke people ever notice the subtext
from many of your woke comments?

Crazy as it may sound, the opinions formulated by myself and my friends were based more on life than on one single internet site, that nobody but me had ever used. A saner assumption would be that I just thought my kids were perfect.

If you've never seen me pointing out Candi's most obvious character flaw, you've not been paying attention. Fondness for someone doesn't mean believing them perfect.
Zumi is actually on ignore, just because I find the GIFs jarring, so I can't really say who he'd speak for.

But, honestly, how could you miss the most obvious conclusion? I even describe it as my kids' generation!

 

[oralaccents]

Aglo has huge tits; she should stick to posting those.

 

[beew]

Crazy as it may sound, the opinions formulated by myself and my friends were based more on life than on one single internet site, that nobody but me had ever used. A saner assumption would be that I just thought my kids were perfect.

If you've never seen me pointing out Candi's most obvious character flaw, you've not been paying attention. Fondness for someone doesn't mean believing them perfect.
Zumi is actually on ignore, just because I find the GIFs jarring, so I can't really say who he'd speak for.

But, honestly, how could you miss the most obvious conclusion? I even describe it as my kids' generation!

In all honesty, you don't do that with zumi. Other Blurt posters do.
And I don't usually find you mean spiritted.

But the way you immediately pile up on such occasions pissed me off and confused me: Is it just about an understandable reaction to being picked on, or whatever history you have with Ish? Or is it the real you?
Like -what's her name? it slips me at the moment-: she was Mother Theresa incarnated to certain posters, but when they were banned and lost their power/ gave her by default: she pounced.

 

[SpeareChucker]

lol



The whole concept.

I even have a VPN for my phone...

 

[SpeareChucker]

dolf is bitter that she turned into a cow.


Chipbutty's cousin. You cannot escape the inbred genetics of the island...

 

[oralaccents]

dolf is bitter that she turned into a cow.


Chipbutty's cousin. You cannot escape the inbred genetics of the island...

They haven’t aged well, it seems.

Decades squinting at a computer screen will do that?

 

[SpeareChucker]

Oh, Lancie, I'm sorry. I forgot you were there. You may go now.

 

[beew]

I hate (not really) being the more mature poster here,
given my shitpisting history
And it's not about me having aged like a cow

But this looks like the battle of the insults: ageist versus misogynistic.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Question

Why were posters banned?

I am asking as I am banned from Wikipedia because I am Jewish and politically conservative, so I take banning seriously

They repeatedly broke the forum guidelines.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

I hate (not really) being the more mature poster here,
given my shitpisting history
And it's not about me having aged like a cow

But this looks like the battle of the insults: ageist versus misogynistic.

Why are you here? It's not like anyone has reported you for breaking the guidelines.

 

[beew]

Oh fuck!
Look who re-appeared

 

[SpeareChucker]

They repeatedly broke the forum guidelines.

Not a valid metric since many people do, but only conservatives get banned.


This is an issue that even Congress is looking in to...


Have I reminded you lately that


you are a moron?

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Not a valid metric since many people do, but only conservatives get banned.


This is an issue that even Congress is looking in to...


Have I reminded you lately that


you are a moron?

Name one conservative who was banned and didn't return.

Why are you even in this thread? It's not like anyone reported you for anything.

 

[beew]

Name one conservative who was banned and didn't return.

Why are you even in this thread? It's not like anyone reported you for anything.

Have you ever considered putting a corncob up your ass?